One of my favorite past times' going to bars and getting [sloshed]. Well, while I'm sloshed, I could be susceptible to funny sentences that don't phase me. Well, I haven't been tricked yet. With much pleasure, I present the following barroom humor.
I'm sofa king stew pit.
Aisle eye kit
Aisle eye queue
Aisle Ike 2 pill lay width mice elf
Alpha cue 4 furry
Euro sofa kingdom
Eye mace lacquer
Eye mist
I mace eye Koho
I mass stir bay did
I may fillet mean giddy it
I men attic
I men nass soul
I moo Ellen Dowd
I muff ail Eyor
I muff uh king giddy it
I mud dicted
I mug eh
I mug on jar attic
I mull oozer
I munn awe fillet
I mutt whiz did purse sin
I me Zee
I'm of urge in
I'm sofa king we Todd did
Ice pit
Ice wallow
Icy or run Dees
It sought tin hear
Mile eggs czar spurr red
Mime ow this awl whey soap pin.
My Dixie Norm Miss
My dixie wrecked
Will yum Mary Me
Shoe we wife are did
I will add more as I go to different bars and other over 21 hangout joints. Just remember, if you graduated from high school and you're still 'going out' with somebody, you're fucking immature and shouldn't have graduated from high school. By the way....urophasianus!