Singers/Artists these days who are devoid of talent

Talentless 'Musicians'

If you think these artists have talent, you are seriously fucked up and need to enroll in an Art/Music/Theatre Appreciation class. If you already took it, you need to re-enroll and not cheat off of your neighbor.

And in NO particular order:

  • Alanis (All-anus) Morissette
  • Faith Hill: More plastic surgery than Cher.
  • Nelly Fartado
  • Nelly
  • Whiney Houston
  • Prince
  • REM
  • The B-52's [They are actually REM with a different name]
  • BBMak
  • J. L(en)o. (Jennifer 'Butt Ugly' Lopez)
  • The New Madonna (e.g. songs like Music, For A Grill, Don't Tell Me)
  • U2: Bono just doesn't sound good
  • Michael Bolton (he used to think he was a woman)
  • Boys II Men (The one guy who sings way too loud and too high than he should)
  • Lauryn Hill (All she can come up with is 'Watch Out?')
  • Michelle Branch (Alanis Morissette?)
  • Avril Lavigne (Alanis Morisette but MORE tone-deaf)
  • Uncle Kracker (Fucking Retard)
  • Dido (Dykey, tone-deaf, smoker, forgot the L in her name)
  • Dixie (Dykie) Chicks
  • Wilson Phillips (Go back to kindergarten)
  • Michael Jackson
  • No Doubt (Anyone who pronounces Baby as bibay is fucked up)
  • Journey (Sounds like a 90 year old woman)
  • Five For Fighting (Sounds Like A Buck, Buck, Buck 89)
  • Sister Hazel (Designed for the brainless)
  • Blues Traveler (Fat slob)
  • Train - White Trash
  • Chumbawamba - If Tubthumping is your themesong, you are white trash
  • Destiny's Child - Their voices ARE shaky, like Katherine Hepburn's
  • Pretty much any song played on KWLF
    You might ask: If you don't like any of these 'artists' then who do you LIKE, anyway? [Paco Bell]