Singers/Artists these days who are devoid of talent
Talentless 'Musicians'
If you think these artists have talent, you are seriously fucked up and need to enroll in an Art/Music/Theatre Appreciation class. If you already took it, you need to re-enroll and not cheat off of your neighbor.
And in NO particular order:
Alanis (All-anus) Morissette
Faith Hill: More plastic surgery than Cher.
Nelly Fartado
Nelly
Whiney Houston
Prince
REM
The B-52's [They are actually REM with a different name]
BBMak
J. L(en)o. (Jennifer 'Butt Ugly' Lopez)
The New Madonna (e.g. songs like Music, For A Grill, Don't Tell Me)
U2: Bono just doesn't sound good
Michael Bolton (he used to think he was a woman)
Boys II Men (The one guy who sings way too loud and too high than he should)
Lauryn Hill (All she can come up with is 'Watch Out?')
Michelle Branch (Alanis Morissette?)
Avril Lavigne (Alanis Morisette but MORE tone-deaf)
Uncle Kracker (Fucking Retard)
Dido (Dykey, tone-deaf, smoker, forgot the L in her name)
Dixie (Dykie) Chicks
Wilson Phillips (Go back to kindergarten)
Michael Jackson
No Doubt (Anyone who pronounces Baby as bibay is fucked up)
Journey (Sounds like a 90 year old woman)
Five For Fighting (Sounds Like A Buck, Buck, Buck 89)
Sister Hazel (Designed for the brainless)
Blues Traveler (Fat slob)
Train - White Trash
Chumbawamba - If Tubthumping is your themesong, you are white trash
Destiny's Child - Their voices ARE shaky, like Katherine Hepburn's
Pretty much any song played on KWLF
You might ask: If you don't like any of these 'artists' then who do you LIKE, anyway?
[Paco Bell]