B-Movies Whether your fave flicks include "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and other similar classics, or you're just looking for something weird and wacky, this site's sure to tickle your fancy. . .just watch out for "The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms" ! It's killer.
Bad Fads I remember reading about such college pranks as goldfish swallowing and flagpole sitting. . .probably on this site. For the epitome of human stupidity, check this site out.
Book-A-Minute Laziness abounds in these United States, so why shouldn't you be able to read a book a minute? This site provides the "Reader's Digest" meets "Cliffs Notes" versions of many popular (and not so popular) novels.
Chickenhead Magazine This is my new favorite magazine. Chickenhead has columns on dating, relationships and all kinds of fun stuff which can help brighten your day. . .it's almost as much fun as MAD Magazine!
Coin Flipping Too lazy (or too broke) to take a coin out of your pocket and holler "Heads I win, tails you lose!" ???? Go flip a virtual coin at this site.
The Darwin Awards Have you ever mumbled "some people should not be permitted to procreate"? This site awards those who should never have procreated upon their tragic, and often ridiculous, demises. It's basically putting chlorine in the gene pool.
Dumb Laws Did you know that it's illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs in Hoboken, NJ? For laws like these, check out this site. . .just don't plan on setting off a nuclear device in Chico, CA. There's a $500 fine!
Fashion "Don't's" The "infamous" Mr. Blackwell, Hollywood's fashion guru, has published his pronouncements on the web. To see how your fave stars ranked (and I do mean "ranked") on the flop scale, check this link out.
Inbedded Text Generator The only way fortune cookies make sense sometimes is if you add in bed to the end of the phrases. Here's a toy that does that for anything you want. It's more fun. . .in bed.
It's All In The. . . I stumbled across this site in a fit of Friday afternoon boredom. It's got cool photos of wit and wisdom from one of those places you spend the most time.
It's too draining to keep to myself!
Jackie "The Joke-Man" Martlin If you don't appreciate Howard Stern's sense of humor, don't go here. Mr. Martlin writes pretty much everything that comes out of Howard's mouth. This site has the 3-D Animated Joke Man who tells the filthy joke of the day in sound and video. . .funny stuff, here, funny.
Mr. Edible Starchy Tuber Head I remember when I had a Mr. Potato Head. . .it never fascinated me as much as this site has.
Mr. T. Quote of the Week Check out this site for its wit and wisdom. . .I pity the fool who doesn't!
The Official Rocky Horror Picture Show Homepage Tim Curry's lips never looked so good on a small screen. . .
Get the scoop on the advent of the audience participation ritual, fun facts, FAQ's, and a lot more.
Frank would be proud.
Roadside America Looking for someplace different to spend Spring Break? Or are you just bored with your dull depressing life? Visit Roadside America for all your offbeat travel desires.
Stick Figure Murders This kind of reminds me of my grammar school days and those paper dolls I hanged. . .morbid creativity should be rewarded.
Stupid Candy Remember bubble fries? Or those lollipop flutes? You can buy them online. Really. And if you don't believe me, check out the page.
Totally Gross Disgusting, vile and sick. Nothing more needs to be said.
Useless Information This page provides information about everything you never cared to know but is actually true. Like the development of the condom. . . or what fruit salads and cigars have to do with one another. . .
If you're in the market for useless entertainment, check out this site. . . Oh, and in case you were curious, this main site offers a link to its companion site. . .yup. You guessed it: MORE Useless Information.
The Useless Pages So I'm not entirely original in my collecting useless pages. Big deal. These guys have been around the block a few times. . .maybe they'll notice ME someday. . .wow. The thought fills me with awe. . .NOT!!!
White House Sex Scandal Cartoons Tune in for cartoons about "Slick Willie" and his current, sticky situation.
Worst of the Web Whether it's inept or just plain idiotic, these guys have declared "it sucks!" for a few hundred sites web-wide. . .check 'em out! I'm sure you'll agree their links SUCK!
Your Yastrologer What's your sign? What does it say about you?
Yahoo! Internet Life decided to do a web search based on your astrological sign. Get a daily horoscope, a sign background page AND a listing of people, places and things that really get you going. . .
Hey, anyone know where I can find a Leo?
Yahoo! And now for something completely different. . .
In the right hands, Yahoo!, unlike my previous links, can actually SAVE time rather than waste it.
If you aren't already familiar with it, you're missing out on one of the web's best search services out there. Yahoo! has info on everything from aardvarks to zebras; if it's out there, it can be located through Yahoo!
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