TITLE:   My First Time
AUTHOR:  Haywood Jablome
My first time was in my truck after baseball practice.   My friend Albert Clifford gave me some Skoal Wintergreen Long Cut and it gave me a buzz.  It was neat and I felt cool.  Now all I do all day is dip and eat Cheetoes.

TITLE:  Great Job!
Author:  J.P.
Hey Guys, first off, I'd like to say that you've done a hell of a job on the Rooster site. I am a student at Murray State University in Kentucky and I've been dipping Kodiak for five years now. I first heard about Rooster from one of my friends from Lexington who brought me back a can, but, unfortunately, I can't buy it here. I was skeptical at first because of the price of Rooster. I mean, two cans for a buck less than Kodiak? Needless to say, whenever I go to Lexington I always pick up a few cans for the trip home. The only discrepency I found on your sight, minor as it was, was that you guys really didn't like Timberwolf. I tried the Wolf one day on the way home from school and I only had a buck to my name. I went in and bought the shit and tried it and, although it was no Kodiak, it got the job done. You guys should try the longcut wintergreen and you'd see what I mean. I guess all that I'm saying is that Timberwolf is good for all the crack sniffing welfare mothers who are spending our money, if you know what I mean. Anyways, I'll quit wasting your time and let you get back to improving the site. Keep up
the good work. Your brother in Roosterhood, J. P. Sweatt. Oh yeah, for the Love of God, don't put me in the Stupid people section. Thanks again.