Angie has the honorable distinction to be Brian Clark's dirty.Over the years, Angie has
found a quite inexpensive way to get drunk. Whenever she goes out, she simply opens her mouth under
Brian's face. She is able to get extremely wasted by gathering whatever runs off Brian's chin.
Angie also is somewhat of a legend for having the loudest, most annoying laugh in human history
One night recently at Kenrod's, Angie received a call from non other than the queen of England herself.
It seems that Angie laughed particularly hard at a joke and had broken out $3.7 million dollars
worth of glass at Westminster Abbey.
Dara was formerly the dirty of Compton, but they recently have taken their separate paths.
Dara is about the closest thing to a black person that we have in Flo-town. The girl is able
to tan by candlelight. For a dirty, Dara is able to put down quite a few brews, and unfortunately,
the volume of her voice goes up with each one. If you want to punish someone, get Angie and Dara
drunk and lock them in a room with the person. If that person does not come out insane, they will
at least be deaf.