The year of the Quotable Stephanie
"Now I know why dogs do it."--Stephanie
"I have an anti-social monkey."--Martin
"Katie is pouring balls in her mouth"--Ian
"If you come, I come."--Stephanie
From the heady days of 1999-2000
"Poopie is bad." --Carol
"It's not that small!" --Becky (said in bed)
"Let's go to the libs to do some studs!" --Claire
"D'Vonne wants to start a fire on your bed, Jamie" --Carol
"Let's go slutting tomorrow!" --Becky (to C’ara)
"They should make dresses for big boys" --Dave
"All I can hear is you moaning in my ear!" --C’ara (to Janice)
"Christian, do you have enough light if we do it on the stairs?" --Becky
As said to Carol by D'Vonne in the meal hall: "Are we having any 'activities' this evening with your father?"
"You want me to say something stupid? I frequently do that!" --Jamie
As said to Becky who was wielding a cucumber: "Do it over the counter, you can wipe it up later" --Jamie
"I've finished with the cucumber!" --Becky (to C’ara)
"Have you seen the price of beer and tits lately?" --Mike (in his sleep)
"Balls are good because they stop it from poking as much" --C’ara
"You should see me on coke!" --Donna, one of our Dons.
"Bedpans are better if you don't clean them" --C’ara
"I have two balls!" --C’ara
"Maybe you shouldn't play with your balls" --Paige
Dave, in his sleep, made this profound statement: "Lampposts are good for light."
Carol revealed that: "Yesterday I went outside in my underwear!"
"I like them big though!" --Becky
"bigger ... Bigger ... BIGger ... BIGGER!!" --C’ara
"I like it HOT HOT HOT" --Becky
"Burn the house down" --????