For Sale paperweight, like new;  doubles as a textbook on C++ programming paid $50, make an offer

For Free Cardboard boxes-  currently taking up space in my room; could be in yours

For Sale Cockroaches- your kids will love them;  Great pet/ Educational aide

"Oh, you hate your job?  Why didn't you say so?  There's a support group for that.  It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar."-Drew Carey