What Do You Think About Eric's New Site?

"Dude, it's pretty money, but compared to mine it's weak.  It's all about Photodraw!  Suck it Selken's site!!!"  -Alex Franco

"To tell you the truth, I haven't looked at it yet, as I actually have something called "a job" .  Does it have stock tips or info about the Dance Marathon at Penn State?  I'll look at it later after I have sushi with John." -Isaac Itenberg

"Yeah I saw it, and it's pretty cool.  The picture of you reminds me of my friend from 8th grade, Joe Smith.  This one time he was wearing a cowboy hat just like that when we were going to this party where I messed around with this bangin' girl, Melissa Jackson.  You see, Melissa and I had 3 classes together, one was calculus, dude the teacher in that class..." (goes on for 5 more pages) -Mike Sanders

"You think I have time to look at your feeble site?  I'm a grad student, I have more important things to do like read recaps of every UT Football game from the 1970's and then chat with people about it.  Melissa saw it though and she's pissed at both of us.  Thanks alot." -Eric Puga

"Dude that shit is weak.  I wouldn't wipe my ass with your site.  At least put some pictures of tits or something on it.  I'd rather be lifting or eating at Peter Piper than to read this shit.  I'd check it out if you'd make a Jennifer Love-Hewitt page and give Mazzy Star concert listings, though." -James Luera

"Sorry Eric but I didn't get to check out your site, I was too busy studying for my P.E. test I have next month.  NATALIE IF YOU READ THIS I MISS YOU!!!" -Patrick Martinez

"Your site is sweet, but you definitely need more pictures of Janelle.  Also, I wanted to let you know I'm working on my own site right now.  It doesn't really have anything to do with me, but it has alot of info about Janelle and pictures of Janelle and I lying in bed, cooking dinner, and watching TV.  Look for it soon at www.myfriendsneverseeme.com." -Willam "Bubba" Reed

"I don't give a shit about your site, WHY WON'T PETE CALL ME???" -Sara Selken

"If your site had tits, a nice ass, and could dance erotically I'd ask it to marry me." -Mike Garcia

"Just checked out your site the other day, it's pretty cool.  I was checking it out at my friend Leonardo Dicaprio's house the other day; he said it was cool but my boy Fred Durst said it fuckin' sucked." -Russ LaFleur

That shit was cool, right?  You need more pics some slopes, though.  Late..." -Mando Garcia