As a member of the EZFC, one carries many responsibilities. These members must perform many duties weekly in honor of our beloved Elissa. Days after the initial email was distributed replies were pouring in...

David Montag, State University at Buffalo
Eccentric
Loving
Intelligent
Sarcastic
Simply Beautiful
Awesome

Brian Bank, Boston University
Why I Love Elissa by Brian Bank
Oh, let me count the ways. The way she walks, the way she talks, the way she emails. The way she cares, the way she combs her hair (sorry bout the horrible poetry). But most of all, the way she puts me down.. How can anybody resist a girl who constantly puts him down. I know Brito can't. Well, neither can I (i.e. Carly). So Elissa, know that you are loved here at Boston University.

Gaby Schoenfeld, Cornell University

Here's to you, Elissa

Elissa, Elissa-she's just so cool
whenever someone sees her they
just have to drool
she's pretty and funny
she really so swell
too bad that according to Seth
her breasts really smell!!!

Shari Adler, Rutgers University
Elissa is great
If I was a guy I'd ask her on a date
she's lovely and sweet
and really really neat
Whenever I think of her O fell like a dog in heat
Scratch that last sentence...Whenever I think of her I feel like a dog in heat.

Andrea Wolinetz, Binghamton University,
I love Elissa because she's made me anorexic and self conscious and this has helped me in humbling myself and shrinking my ego - oh and because she's fatter then I am.

Lily Alpert, Cornell University
E is for the Elmo Brito gave her,
L is for her lovely, lovely fat,
I is for her I can't think of anything,
S is for the SEX we always have,
S is for the SEX we have some more,
A is for the ASS - that's how she smells.

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