The Jared Carmel Fan Club Has Gone Online!!!
Dear Fellow Jared Carmel Worshippers,
I know you've been waiting for quite some time now but finally your prayers have been answers. Now, Yes, Now, you, the average worthless burdens on society can now share in the joy of sending love to Jared Carmel.
I know, at first Jared looks like a really scary guy. You gotta give him a chance. The kid's both the nicest, and meanest person Dan Brito knows.
He's a guy ahead of his time; Once just a worthless, wannabee senior, piece of garbage junior. Jared has finally become a senior and living that life all over again.
I love the kid. He's hardcore, huggable (I'm not gay), and most of all just a great guy. Jill is one lucky girl.
Sincerely Yours,
Your Jared Carmel Fan Club Pres..,
Daniel Brito