Roses are Red, Violets are Blue...

Daniel Brito, Binghamton University
* Roses are Red,
* Violets are Blue.
* If you don't love Elissa,
* Poo on you.

Mike "DeRucci" Willner, Binghamton University (Mike went a little nuts with his poem, but serves as a good model to future EZFC poets)
Elissa you make me say with great pride,
Dan's a better man when he's by your side.
I don't know you well, but I'll just drop a line.
To let you all know this website's on my mind.
Let me first say, when you come to the floor.
Paul leaves his room and knocks on Chris' door
Maybe a help, then again maybe not.
But I'm sure those extra pillow sure hit the spot.
When you come visit Dan a few times a term,
the floor people smile, schools a better place to learn.
And on those dark winter nights, when you're away
I've seen Dan just play jezzball for hours a day.
So please visit more, even though it's a few miles,
when you come to visit Winnie the Pooh even smiles.
So take this poem and read it with care
and come visit more, we all love you here.

Netta Rabin, Binghamton University (I know this poem was not too appropriate but I vowed to publish everything. If you get an email from Dan Brito and don't like it, just erase it. I would like anyone reading this poem who does not appreciate its content to just send Netta Rabin some hate email. It will be fun for everybody!)
* Roses are red,
* violets are blue.
* I hope Elissa eats it
* and so do you.

Christopher McCarthy, Binghamton University
* Roses are red,
* violets are blue,
* go make fun of Brito,
* 'cause that's all that you do.
* You're such a woman,
* you make Brito's bed squeak,
* when I think of you,
* I'm caught tongue-in-cheek.
* Elissa, you rule,
* you're such a cutie,
* when you visit Dan,
* Lev gets real moody.
* Dan bounces about,
* gets really crazy,
* when you aren't around,
* he is really lazy.
* Elissa, Elissa,
* you're such a great girl,
* if Brito were richer,
* he'd buy you diamonds and pearls.

Jed Downey, Binghamton University
* Roses are red,
* Violets are blue.
* I love Elissa,
* and so should you.

Ralph Preta, Binghamton University
* Roses are red,
* Violets are blue.
* If you knew Elissa,
* You'd love her too!
* She's such a great girl,
* One of the best I know.
* I know if you've met her,
* She'd make you glow!

Jared "J-ROK" Carmel, Representing Plainview Strong Island
* Frank Black is white,
* Barry White is black.
* Yo, Elissa,
* I want my Brito Back!!!!
Bitch.... Ha...Ha...Ha...Ha...:) :) LIHC represent...

Andrea Wolinetz, Binghamton University
* Oh I wish I was an E. Z. Groupie (That's Dan!)
* Her Fan Club's where I'd really like to be (uh - huh!)
* 'cuz if I was an E.Z. Groupie (That's Brito!)
* Elissa would be in love with me (uh - huh)
(modeled loosely on the Daniel Elliot Brito Song)

David Montag, State University at Buffalo
* Roses are red
* Violets are blue.
* Can you say pathetic?
* I hope so too!!

Janine N. Abbate, Union College
* Roses are red,
* Violets are blue.
* Elissa Zaidel,
* She's a fabulous Jew!

Stacey Gish, University of Michigan
* Roses are Red,
* Violets are Blue,
* Syracuse is lucky,
* to have a girl like you (for the time being, at least....)

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