(unless you personally know pimp, you wont find this funny)
Story #1
Ya know there was this one time when my dad was eating something that he didn't like...
So, I said, "Dad, why do you keep eating that?"
He replied, "Because I am hungry..."
Story #2
There was this one time when my mom and me were at the butchers...
And my mom was standing with her back to the door...
Then the butcher came in with the ass and legs of a lamb...
When I saw it I started laughing...
She then turned around and almost got kicked in the head with the feet...
Story #3
When I was playing rugby today...
I threw this guy in a fight...
There were like seven of them today...
They played dirty...
When I asked Tim if his girlfriend was in the bathroom puking...
He said, "Nah, she got the shits."
