Hardened veteran of the message board wars, including CNN, Boston, RR Midsouth, RR Maine, Arizona & Duluth.

Commissioner of the Message Board League (MBL); Commissioner of Tombstone Presidential Voting; General Counsel Cybar Industries; Exalted Warden of the Highest Order of the Paw ; Co-Developer of "Simplified SeattDen Points System."

Attended Penn State architecture & economics schools before entering US Army. Degrees in Economics, Law, Political Ranting & Submarines.

Favorites: Penn State Football; UConn basketball; Submarine modeler; Schwarzenegger & Willis movies (and any films starring Republicans).

Turn offs: Those old Playboy centerfold pieces where they told you what their "turn-offs" were; Atlanta traffic; Liberal theology.