HEAR YE, HEAR YE The following is a list of ALL WHO SHALL BE OBEYED! Those found disobeying the direct orders of the members of the Hierarchy of the CyBar and Grille will be sacked, found to be a witch and burned at the stake, But first will be subjected to PSA's harangues on the feasability of impeaching the president.
ALL HAIL THE HIGHEST ORDER OF THE PAW!!
Supreme Potentate of the Pigskin: Divine Decree
Executive Council
Exalted Poobah of the Highest Order of the Paw: Penn State 95
Exalted Warden of the Highest Order of the Paw: PSA
Exalted Commander of the Highest Order of the Paw: SeattLion
Preeminent Socialite of the Highest Order of the Paw: Skibum
Preeminent Rookie of the Highest Order of the Paw: Rookie
Grand Staff
Grand Diplomat of the Highest Order of the Paw: LionDuck
Grand Sergeant-At-Arms of the Highest Order of the Paw: Linebacker U.
Grand Orator of the Highest Order of the Paw: Voice of PSU
Grand Clown of the Highest Order of the Paw: Lion-backer
Grand Wisdom of the Highest Order of the Paw: Stump
Honorary Members
Omnipotent Boilermaker of Purduedom: Animal House
Omnipotent Purveyor of Corndom: Entropy
Omnipotent Statistician of Corndom: Rattlesnake Boy
Omnipotent Mookie of Noledom: Marmot