"Ask TumorBunny"
This is the place where I shall attempt to answer all your questions asked on my Guestbook.
Confused about something? Want to ask a question but afraid to? Ask TumorBunny...She'll answer all your questions..."What is the meaning of life?", "Will I ever be popular?", "Does he like me?", "Am I gay?" Go on, don't be shy. Just go to my message board and sign in with your question. It can be anonymous.
Please note: All submitted questions are subject to editting by TumorBunny. Also, TumorBunny is not and will not be responsible for anything! In addition, the credibility to her answers are still in investigation, so beware!
1. Yeah...ok...like um...you have been known to say that a certain individual in your past life, (he shall remain nameless) is such a um..."bad guy" (not the phrase used, of course), then why may I ask you are there so many pictures of him in this web page? This I ask you...answer me, Cancer Rabbit!!! (Submitted by Chris Sann on 3/4/99)
WELL, guess what? You may NOT ask me that question! (Hey, you asked me if you may, and I say you may NOT!) =) Nosa...I'm just kidding, Chris. You know I love you...And one of these days, you'll have a section of your own on my homepage, okay?...Okay, I will answer your question since 2 other people also asked. The reason why his pictures are still on my page is because I still consider him to be my friend (although I may seem otherwise sometimes...and he may think otherwise). Also, I don't have any other pictures as of now to fill that page so the ones I have now will have to suffice in the meantime. YO! We gotta hop to Feldberg one of these days, okay? =)
2. Ok, your turn, boxers or briefs?? (Submitted by Dezhen Tam on 3/4/99)
Definitely boxers. Briefs are so boring! Besides, boxers can double as shorts! =)
3. DO YOU THINK THAT JOEY AND DAWSON WILL GET BACK TOGETHER?!?! =) (Submitted by Dezhen Tam on 3/4/99)
First of all, CALM DOWN, DEZ! Okay now...let's see...their relationship is quite complicated. Joey is breaking out of conformity...She is trying to break free from "what is expected" and "what is accepted". Hey, that's why she broke up with Dawson to go out with Jack, who turns out to be gay. From the Freudian point-of-view, her actions are due to her need to feel happy through "the derivation from the satisfaction of a wild instinctual impulse untamed by the ego which is incomparably more intense than that derived from sating an instinct that has been tamed." Oooo...that wild Joey! (By the way, Freud really said that! That was from his Civilization and Its Discontents.)
4. Ummm...so like ummm...how ya doin' and stuff? (Submitted by Derek Truong on 3/4/99)
Is that the best you can do, Derek? I'm GRRRRRRRREAT! =) Hey, I was just wondering...can I put up your pic on my homepage and make it sound like a personals ad? And we can see if anyone will respond to it...hehe...Lemme know what you think of this idea. =)
5. I have noticed that the general male popultion has been on the decline. Case and point, where are the good guys in the world? (Submitted by Chris Sann on 3/4/99)
I'm afraid Abercrombie has abducted all the good guys in the world! We must call an emergency meeting and get them back! We need them for a better future!!!
6. Will I ever be a doctor? (Submitted by Dave Liu on 3/5/99)
Of course! That is, only if you come to Brandeis and join me! And together, we can take over the world!!! HAHAHAHA! Although I don't know what role Economics will play in our take-over...But we'll deal with the technicalities later...a lot later! Hehe...=) Work hard, Dave! I've got your back!
7. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? (Submitted by Jonathan Mulhern on 3/8/99)
Hmmm...that's a tough one...because how can there be an egg when there was no chicken to begin with? And how can there be a chicken where there was no egg? Does anyone else know the answer to this?
8. How did I wind up with such a bitch of a roommate? (Submitted by Morgan Holzer on 3/9/99)
Umm...let's see...I think Campus Life should be responsible for this...However, I do not consider your roommate as "bitchy" as you think she is. I mean, she may wake you up sometimes with her alarm clock on a certain afternoon while you are taking a restful nap...but I am sure that it was not done on purpose...So be nice, Morgan! Cuz your roommate loves you very much!!! =)
9. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (Submitted by May Lee on 3/9/99)
WOW! You got me there...I really don't know. How about you ask the woodchuck how much wood he would chuck if he could chuck wood? Or, if you know the answer already, you can tell me the answer! But I don't think the woodchuck would chuck any wood just like a pig would not fly to the moon.
10. What do you do with a sh!tty, f**ked-up, loud, obnoxious, insulting, ugly-a$$ed, annoying, loony, sterotypical, b! chy, whiny, schrieky, big-mouthed, slutty-ho, no good of an ex-roommate? Do you kill her because you can still hear her a mile away? Do you throw her into a pit so all the living mummies can chase and bite her to death? Or do you pour water onto the groud everytime you see her? (Submitted by Vicki Chin on 3/9/99)
AIYA! More Brenna problems? Hmmm...I really don't know what to say. I'm sure you are tired of this struggle with her. Because I sure am...and I only listen. We only have two more months to go...so bear with it. Have you tried talking to her like civilized people? If all else fails, do all of the above! =P
11. How does one fall in love? (Submitted by Jason Chan on 3/11/99)
What a cute question! But then Jason is always his cute self. =) Let's see...I'm not even sure if I am qualified because I don't even know what it is to fall in love. I thought I did...but obviously, I was wrong. But I think that when you fall in love with someone, she becomes a part of you. You feed on her in every way. You think of her, you talk with her and about her. When you fall in love, there is nothing you are more certain of than the way you feel about her and the way she feels about you. There is absolute trust, honesty, understanding...That person is not only your significant other, but also a friend to stand by you in time of need, a teacher to teach you life's lessons, and a motherly figure to look after your well-being. There's so much to say...It's impossible to sum it too up in words...And that may be due partly to the fact that when you fall in love, you feel...and feelings cannot be put into words. I hope this helps, Jase! =)
12. So who is TumorBunny again? (Submitted by Nancy Ly on 3/22/99)
Nancy, don't you pay attention to anything? TumorBunny is Sanrio's "My Melody". Here, go here: TumorBunny.
13. How are things in Waltham? (Submitted by Kent Wong on 3/22/99)
Well, today, it's kind of windy and cool. And there are exactly 79 cars (with a marginal error of + or - 5...)parked in the parking lot right below my dorm! I can count!!!
14. How can I change the world? (Submitted by Jason Chan on 4/4/99)
Finish comes love, then comes this?!?! Well, Jason AKA Master J, as much as you want to make this world a happy and nice place, you can't. Reality is, people suffer...there are bad people in this world...bad things happen...we are affected by pollution...we have to go to Econ class almost everyday...wait, that's only me...But anyway, life is full of suffering and we have to live with it. You can't change the world...The best you can do is maybe change a very small part of it...Like your room...=)
15. Yo woman, when's the next GAP family discount day, hmmmm sis? (Submitted by Vivian Lam on 4/5/99)
Hey sista! Wassup? I'm only your sister cuz I work at the GAP, huh? Well, guess what? I QUIT! Nosa...I can never give up my discounts so easily. But anyway, I don't know when the next family discount day is...We have it twice a year...But you know you'll hear about it...=) Make sure you give me your address so I can send you an invite! I know I won't have to ask you if you want you...cuz I KNOW YOU DO! Love ya, my dear sis!
16. What is the most beautiful thing in the world? (Submitted by Jason Chan on 5/13/99)
The most beautiful thing in the world is true love. I think it is also the most powerful force existing.
17. Isn't the Britney Spears concert at the BankBoston Pavilion in September? (Submitted by Kevin on 5/17/99)
Yes, the concert is taking place at the BankBoston Pavilion on September 1st at 7:30 pm. How do I know? Well, cuz I am going, unfortunately. =P By the way, Kevin, do I know you?!?!