Here are numerous quotes I have collected over my 19 years on this planet. They hail from various sources: movies, TV, friends, the occasional *gasp* book, and the superb inner genius workings of my own brain.
That 70's Show
"The sooner you realize I'm a genius, the better off we'll all be." -Jackie-
"Cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake." -Fez-
"Why cuddle, when you could DO IT?" -Kelso-
"It's not about books, Eric, it's about rules. Without rules, we might as well be living up in the trees flinging our crap at each other." -Red-
Empire Records
"I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do." -Lucas-
"A responsibility like this requires the obediance of a saint." -Lucas-
"Now, Deborah, let's not be bitter. I'm sure with you're all your self-mutulating appendages and brand new Neo-Nazi makeover, the boys will come a-runnin'!"
"You cannot have a true personality if you do not allow yourself to be a true person."
"Sensitivity requires both talent and skill: the skill of being able to listen and the talent of being able to care."
"Creativity is the art of accepting things for what they are while seeing they could become."
"Everyone possesses the ability to tap dance--some of us just don't have the right shoes."
"When you're an adult, phone conversations some in three lengths: business, family, and friends. When you're a teenager, there are only two: extra long and nobody's home."
"When you're twenty years old, there are alot more important things to worry about than bad hair days. Now, if it starts falling out, THEN you've got a problem."
"People should view the world like Playdoh: things get alot more interesting when you mix the colors."
"Children are God's way of showing adults what they have the potential to become."
"People crave attention; if they didn't, babies wouldn't make noise and there would be no such thing as hot pink."
WEll, I seem to have lost the rest of my Empire quotes, and both my Clerks and Star Wars quotes lists. So, More WILL be added later. Also...