People who are related to me
(although I reserve the right to selectively deny anything...)
Mail to : Robbie
alias "Rovie", "Who?"
Wonderland name : Procto
Rob and his stinky pet bear.
Robbie's (old outdated) Web Page
Mail to : Billy
alias "Slably"
Wonderland name : Silk
Slably is the one in the back.
Slably's Web Page Attempt Part II
Mail to : Kevin
alias "Kevin"
Kevin gained a lot of bum points for stunning me with the news that he visited the site of my wedding the weekend before I went to go check it out. What a bum.
Kevin trying to
look nonchalant after falling over backward.
alias "George", "Stan"
Stan trying to see how far he can open his
mouth without opening his lips 
Christopher gives a full profile shot so we can compare his nose
to Patrick's.
Mail to : Patrick
alias "Spaz", "Spazlo", "Sir Spazalot"
ex-alias "The Evil Patrick", "Alexander", "Ruprecht"
Wonderland name : Spazlo
The Evil Spaz, by his request. Scary stuff.
Last known sighting of the Evil Patrick, seen
here suffering severe rectal itch. 
Patrick is seen here taking full advantage of his (at the time)
full head of hair.
Here we see Spaz bumming about his nose. 
Mail to : Jason
alias "Nosaj", "The Famous Jason", "Hootchie-Cootchie Man"
Wonderland name : Jellyroll
Here we see "The Famous Jason"
attempting to steal somebody's woman over the phone
"No,
I'm not a doctor."
Visitor # since May 7, 1999.