A week in football is indeed a long time. Less than 7 days after being arse fucked by north London no-hopers and being written off as a football force, we bounce back. So Robert green is forced to eat his ill advised words, that’ll learn him. Englands No 1 ? I’d sooner have Dave Pheasant or Priesty in between the sticks. How I enjoyed watching West Ham and their happy go-lucky fans get a comprehensive beasting. Not even a criminally disallowed Anelka special after a minute could stop our party. As to the Frank sending off – well what can you say. Other than at least he’ll be fresh for Wednesday. I agree with Priesty that Boa Morte is a terrible cunt – still, at least dopey Curbishley subbed him at half time. I particularly enjoyed the sight of the happy ‘ammers leaving the ground en masse after 30 minutes gone. Join me in a song of “my old man said be an ‘ammers fan, I said fuck off, bollocks, you’re a cunt”. I was surprised to learn that John Sadler is still alive but unfortunately years of BSE meat pies and an unhealthy fondness for gin has taken a terrible toll. Here is an extract of his latest drivel: Fuck off Sadler you mental old cunt. I never liked you anyway with your horse face and selection of dodgy car coats. Fucking Marmsey Fetball Cleb – doesn’t he know we’re playing BARNSLEY ! Graham Poll refuses to go quietly. He is still there in the background, whispering his hatred of Chelsea and JT to anyone who cares to listen. Please go away Graham, you are a disgrace. Here is his email address should you wish to have a chat – but be warned he is a good friend of Anders Frisk, who is still in hiding. grahampoll@dailymail.co.uk
You see my point ?
Les.
Entirely. But I resent your back-handed compliment about my goalkeeping, superb as it is.
Priesty.
© 2008
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,