The Ranfairly Shield |
This trophy is presented to the Hash Hare with the years highest score. It takes the form of a pristine, gold plated running shoe mounted on a trophy made of the rarest native timber, hewn by
hand from a tree taken from one of the worlds oldest endangered rain forests.....and not the poxy old peice of beer stained pine that it looks like at first glance |
The Ranfouly Shield |
This trophy, which takes the form of a filthy, mouldy, stinking, piss-ridden running shoe attached to an elegant wooden shield, is awarded to the run scoring the lowest average for the year. The
filthy, mouldy, stinking shoe was apparently the only one left on some old scrotes foot after crossing some particularly nasty shiggy - the other being still in the shiggy as it happens. It has become piss
ridden because it is traditional for the winner(s) to drink from it, thus adding to the general mouldiness and stench. |
Hashman of the Year |
This trophy, which takes the form of an elegant pewter mug attached to a plastic base by a bloody half inch bolt that makes it impossible to drink out of, is awarded by popular vote. Towards the
end of the Hash year a secret ballot is held and he who polls the most votes wins. Simple?...Like hell! History tells us that every year each Hashman who bothers to vote, votes for himself and therefore the
contest ties at one all. Somehow a decision gets made and it works itsself out in the end. |
