Introducing: Jack Schnarch
hi im jack schnarch. yes i know its a queerbait name. im a 6'0 lummox with orange pubes and a face that only a mother could love. my interests include sucking at basketball and remaining an undergrad until im 38. i enjoy papa johns pizza and pretty much anything that is deep fried or drenched in butter. I also enjoy mooching things off my limited number of friends. Habs rule...peace out!
Weight: 375 Lbs
Height: 6'0
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Red