The Sparrow - 06/24/00 00:33:53 Favorite Comedian?: The dudes from Monty Python (god damned spam doesn't go in toasters) Where were you on the night of February 34th?: I wass passed out in a pool of saliva what about you? Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: cats and dogs living in harmony IS the next step Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: ...but of course Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: 74 give or take a few Do you know what a snark is?: That's easy... a cross between a snail and a shark... (I've actually seen that)

Comments: I was thinking of what to put in this comment box when I realized I had nothing to say. I figured I would just type my thought process. KITCHEN? MMM... Food February? AHH... Seriously F*CKED UP spelling Spice Girls?!?!?! ... Spice Girls?!?!?! ... Jester? funny... haha Jellybeans? MMM... Food Snark? slow shark... haha Comments? SPICE GIRLS?!?!?!

jenny - 02/19/00 22:19:55 My URL:http://geocities.com/sixstring4eva My Email:solarfelix@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: i'll get back to ya on that one. Where were you on the night of February 34th?: having an intense pleasurable experience at gregory's apartment Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: it's just you, i'm sorry. Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: his site, yes. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: yep Do you know what a snark is?: i hope i dont

Comments: hello. i do the best imitation of myself. and i'm not tweakin yer fins, man!

Lizzy Baybee - 12/23/99 18:43:58 My URL:http://www.geocites.com/sixstring4eva My Email:LizzyBayBee007@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: Me! Don't worry about the appliannce cuz the doctors said I could hurt myself. Where were you on the night of February 34th?: It wasn't me I swear! She made me do it! Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: Yea, that blonde is trouble! Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: All the time! Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Ummmm, are you trying to seduce me??? Do you know what a snark is?: There you go again! (Did you just grab my ass?)

Comments: Frank, you rule! Go you!

Deanna - 11/08/99 00:05:44 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa/puredeelit/ My Email:I believe you know Favorite Comedian?: Me? Where were you on the night of February 34th?: Waiiiiiiiit a gosh darn minute... Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: What ever happened to them? Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Not lately Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: No do you? Do you know what a snark is?: You?

Comments: You worry me more and more every day.

- 07/07/99 12:25:57 My Email:wildchild911@hotmail.com Favorite Comedian?: Me. (when should I expect my appliance?) Where were you on the night of February 34th?: February 34th? now there's an unforgettable night. Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: Yes, and so is Hanson. Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Yes. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Um, alot? Do you know what a snark is?: Yeah....isn't it one of those things? With the things?

Comments: Nice page frank.

Guess! - 06/17/99 04:12:45 My URL:http:// I don't have one. My Email:I don't want you to know it. Favorite Comedian?: Eddie Murphy Where were you on the night of February 34th?: You must be weird to even think up this question. Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: Yes, and so is Hanson. Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Who the hell is The Jester Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Since I know you and the size of your big mouth, I'd say about 9,420,681 Do you know what a snark is?: No, and I don't think I want to.

Comments: This is a nice page, but it's a little weird.

Ron - 05/20/99 02:22:16 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/funwithpez/index.html My Email:Pez2423@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: Small kitchen appliance? Throw in some silverware and its you Where were you on the night of February 34th?: Plotting to kill Jim Cesari Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: I don't know but they freak the hell out of me Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: He's gay Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Do you know where they've been Do you know what a snark is?: No, and I don't think I wanna know

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Casey - 05/07/99 20:58:19 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa/CaseysTeenPage/casey.html My Email:kc312@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: Frank Mazur all the way! Where were you on the night of February 34th?: uhh. i dunno Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: its just you Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: nope Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: probably more than me Do you know what a snark is?: no, sorry

Comments: Your page is CRRRAAAAZZZZZY!

Rebel - 05/06/99 22:17:51 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Pressbox/2154 My Email:rebel4all_time@hotmail.com Favorite Comedian?: As must as I need that appliance, I'll have to tell the truth, it's not you. Where were you on the night of February 34th?: I was probably sitting here at the computer reading mindless pages like yours. Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: say what? Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: yes, the jester is rather hilarious. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: As many as you want, if you set your mind to it. Remember, "Be all that you can be." If all you can be is a crazy jellibean stuffing fool, go ahead. Do you know what a snark is?: YOU MADE THAT UP, YOU KNOW YOU DID! You always did like to be better than everyone else.

Comments: Your page is really quite a treat to read. It's absolutely insane, but that is only because it was created by a truly insane person. I like it!!!!

The Jester - 03/27/99 00:57:02 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Strand/2643/ My Email:jteevan@hotmail.com Favorite Comedian?: I'm sorry, but my enlarged penis condition will not allow me to aquire a small kitchen appliance. I am my favorite comedian. Where were you on the night of February 34th?: I was murdering..... No, wait, I was at home masturbat..... On second though, I'll just say I was murdering somebody. Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: I can't believe your still using this. Have you no conscience? Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: I'm sorry, there is nothing funny I can put in this space. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Would you like to put MY jelibeans in your mouth? Do you know what a snark is?: Well, speaking from an astrological standpoint, a snark is a heavenly body that hurdles towards the earth like a comet or bad comet movie.

Comments: Hey Namyak, you maniacle pig-dog. I was just perusing your guestbook, and decided it wasn't funny enough. So, I thought I'd "spice" it up a little (notice the pun on the old Spice Girls gag). Also, I wished to get greater exposure to my website. Pleas consider this an advertisement. Later. The Jester

John - 03/26/99 20:24:03 My URL:http://hometown.aol.com/csuperboyk/personal/index.htm My Email:CSUPERBOYK@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: Nomnyack Where were you on the night of February 34th?: Probably home Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: No Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: NO Do you know what a snark is?: No

Comments: Hey this page is funny. You are a great commedian.

Ron - 02/26/99 22:27:35 My Email:Pez2443@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: Well I know he's not you for sure Where were you on the night of February 34th?: I think the real question should be where were you???????? Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: No, but I'm sure hanson is Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Ya, how come his site is better than yours Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: I don't like jelly beans they give me hives and my neck swells Do you know what a snark is?: It's the elve in my head making me look at this page

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ezra - 02/25/99 22:13:35 My URL:its not for you to ever see My Email:sparklechild23@alloymail.com Favorite Comedian?: jmstipe Where were you on the night of February 34th?: under my bed Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: i think its just you Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: not yet Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: yes Do you know what a snark is?: nope but i can pretend

Comments: i hate geocities.

Jim Cesari - 02/25/99 20:26:54 My Email:chez@bigfag.com Favorite Comedian?: brian valonis Where were you on the night of February 34th?: whackin'off Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: no Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: yes Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: i put testicles in my mouth Do you know what a snark is?: no

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Gary Mazur - 02/25/99 20:20:17 My Email:gary is your hero Favorite Comedian?: Frank is gay Where were you on the night of February 34th?: hitting frank in the face after he told me a stupid joke Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: yes Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: tev is funny Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Frank who cares

Comments: My favorite comedian is JAMES CESARI!!!!!!!!

Becky - 02/23/99 23:16:30 My Email:Ieatwaffle@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: Why it couldn't be anyone else butYOU!! (now wheres my appliance)?! Where were you on the night of February 34th?: Sleep walking through the dak tunnel of doom! Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: I'm not really sure but I think its you. Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Yes I found the Jester to be very amusing. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Considering the size...I'd say oh about 8,878,787!But who knows?! Do you know what a snark is?: Yes but why should I tell you if you probaly already know.

Comments: Hehe,I laughed,I cried,Not really I just said that to make you feel good about your page. Seriously though, I rather enjoyed it.

Deanna - 02/22/99 20:31:34 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa/puredeelit/index.html My Email:PUREDEELIT@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: You You YOU! Where were you on the night of February 34th?: Hey, Thats my BIRTHDAY! Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: That was a gooooood movie... Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Umm, i'm planning on it Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Considering you have a pretty large mouth... Do you know what a snark is?: Some New Apple Repolisher Kits

Comments: Nifty page. Go to mine if ya want. But mine is just stupid. I'll have to throw your link on my page. Your my hero!

beecher's cousin - 02/15/99 15:59:59 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/southbeach/cape/5693 My Email:jenner912@yahoo.com Favorite Comedian?: to hard to say Where were you on the night of February 34th?: sleeping Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: it is just you Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: yes but when are u gunna put a link to my page Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: 672.14287 Do you know what a snark is?: a cross between a shark and a smurf

Comments: my page i good come visit it and tell your friends to also

SUPER - 02/13/99 00:58:15 My URL:http://?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? My Email:BSUPER3@AOL.COM Favorite Comedian?: SEINFELD Where were you on the night of February 34th?: AT HOME Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: HOW TRUE THAT IS Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: YES Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: 24 Do you know what a snark is?: DOES IT REALLY MATTER YOU JACKASS!!LOL

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paul - 01/23/99 18:29:51 Favorite Comedian?: jeff foxworthy Where were you on the night of February 34th?: eating Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: yes Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: 2,900,000 Do you know what a snark is?: yes

Comments: need more

Woodbe - 11/25/98 03:12:37 My Email:FillBert97@aol.com Favorite Comedian?: Namyak Where were you on the night of February 34th?: drunk in a gutter Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: no I thought of that also once or twice Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: yes Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: no Do you know what a snark is?: yes but if I told you I'd have to kill you

Comments: All must bow before ME!!! For I am THE VILLAGE IDIOT ::Echoes:: Where the hell does that echoing come from

Sasha - 10/14/98 22:58:18 My URL:http://don't have one yet My Email:mercury940@hotmail.com Favorite Comedian?: i have to confess i don't know many comedians. Where were you on the night of February 34th?: whatever they told you don't listen!!! i was sleeping, dammit, SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!! Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: i never thought about it before but i'd have to agree. Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: yep Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: my guess is 99.45 Do you know what a snark is?: can't say i do. (it sounds pretty familiar though)

Comments: god knows how the hell i got here but it's pretty interesting. i like it. P.S. and i thought the people i knew were strange....

~lielow~ - 08/22/98 22:34:31 My URL:It bites!! My Email:It doesn't work. Favorite Comedian?: The Three Stooges and the Monty Python Throop Where were you on the night of February 34th?: I was sleeping soundly in my bed. Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: Yeah, they are. They'll warp your mind. Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: I am proud to say I did. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Yes, as many as you can without choking to death, or maybe more. You always did like a challenge. Do you know what a snark is?: Yeah, It stands for whatever you want.

Comments: Nice page, Namyak!! I'm sorry about your Persian Howler monkeys, but why don't you try a different animal. You can then not worry about doing it yourself.

The Jester - 04/04/98 04:04:42 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/bleachers/3103/ My Email:jteevan@hotmail.com Favorite Comedian?: I can't really say, but I find Rush Limbagh rather amusing. Where were you on the night of February 34th?: I'm sorry, I have no comment. Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: You dirty little thief! I know where you stole that from! Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Uhhhhhhh, maybe. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: Yes. Do you know what a snark is?: S.N.A.R.K. stands for: Special Nude Arterial Repeat Killer.

Comments: What's up Namyak. I chacked your page and there was something wrong with the artical. It didn't show up. Check into it or I will be forced to beat the crap out of you, Okay?

Ali Baba - 03/28/98 19:57:42 Favorite Comedian?: Jerry Seinfield Where were you on the night of February 34th?: There is no February 34th Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: you're right! Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: no Do you know what a snark is?: Do you mean shark?

Comments: The article was good. I hope that in the future you will right more.

Fraternity-1467 - 02/28/98 16:18:19 Favorite Comedian?: Monty Python Troupe Where were you on the night of February 34th?: I was sleeping Is it just me, or are the Spice Girls a biblical sign of Armageddon?: They are. Did you visit my friend, the Jester?: Yes. Do you know how many jellibeans I can fit in my mouth?: 3,245 Do you know what a snark is?: A snark is a small, North American rodent that has wings, and is equipped with gills for swimming.

Comments: I left twenty dollars at Kennedy Airport, and I got nothing in return. Thank you, Namyak!