In the News Directory
You people make me sick. Because of the massive demand for "In the News", you have forced upon me a task of keeping this page up to date. That requires me to do...
More Work
..but you need not worry, for I am forgiving deity, otherwise I would make the lice of a thousand reindeer take up residence in your genitial hair. This little job set before me is no problem for one of my powers. I will provide you with your mindless amusement. Enjoy, and try not to scratch...it only makes them bite harder...