KUSH'S FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE

"I own this league - you guys all suck"

Why My Team is the Greatest

1.  First of all - I am Smarter than the rest of you idiots

2.  I do more research

3.  I am a great judge of football talent

4.  I am a genius (I hope Wesco doesn't sue for copyright infringement) GM when it comes to trades (ask miles about the terrell davis debacle)

5.  I don't read the pottstown mercury

6.  I have an uncanny knack for picking up free agents just before the phone rings with someone else wanting the same free agent

7.  I can change the rules indiscriminately, without the owners' approval, and at any time particularly to suit the players I have on my team.

8.  I can make trades long after the trading deadline.

9.  I only pay half the francise fee.

10.  I determine how the money gets split up