KUSH'S FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE

"I own this league - you guys all suck"

The draft was originally scheduled to be held at a certain owner's house (with a pool) but apparently the wife of this certain owner was informed that a certain other owner would be present and she put her foot down and declared that "that 'douche bag' is not coming to my house, my pool, or my yard - you will not, under any circumstances have the draft at MY house".

The draft was then scheduled to be held at the other owner's house and all was well and good until the wife of a certain owner became informed that her husband would be going to that "douche bag's" house for the draft and she made it known that her husband was forbidden to attend any function at that "douche bag's" house.

Being the excellent commissioner that I am, I quickly called an audible to diffuse the situation and have moved the draft to my house.

The draft will be held on Sunday, August 30 at 6:30 PM at my house - directions to follow.