Jay Wyle Presents
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AlcoShane.JPG - This picture of Shane was taken in a mirror in Mr. Ingles' room. It looked oddly like an Anti-Alcohol Ad, so I added some text to make it more fitting.
andrewcool.JPG - This is a picture of Andrew looking cool. Or at least he probably thinks so. He's pretty cool, just ask him.
Andrewflykick.JPG - This is Andrew doing a flying kick of sorts in my basement. This picture was weird because Andrew told me to get a picture of him doing a flying kick. I just turned around and took the picture without looking and it was perfect (as possible with what we're working with).
Andrewkick.JPG - Look how high Andrew can kick! The most amusing thing in this picture is the look on his face.
anesme.JPG - Andrew and Esme at the pizza shack. I forgot to reduce it so it's a really big picture.
ange.JPG - Angela is quite dominant in this photo. Jessica can be seen in the background waiting for her mom by the entrance.
angirl.JPG - This is Andrew and Caitlyn in the back of my mom's car on the way to graduation. I named it "angirl" because I didn't know if her name was with a c or a k at the time.
anjosh.JPG - Andrew and I are in the backseat of my car. It's weird how often I end up as a passenger in my own car.
Attack.JPG - I wanted to get a picture of me, Andrew, Loren, & David. But Loren is a bit camera shy, so I secretly set up the camera on the timer and hid it. Then we attacked him. However, David pretty much covered him up, defeating the purpose. However, you might wonder what it is that Joe is reaching for . . .
Bauman.JPG - "Mr. B., let's see the eyebrow." This is the result.
Before.JPG - Andrew and I were David's passengers. We decided we'd take a before picture because we were likely to die or get arrested with David's erratic driving.
blurrygroup.JPG - This would have been a good picture, except I let Bob take it. Therefore it came out kind of blurry. We still love Bob, though.
bobby.JPG - Here's a site that's more rare than I'd like for it to be. The one and only Bob Straugh. He's responsible for messing up the above picture. But I still love him, in the way you can love another man and not be gay.
Brooky.JPG - This picture of Brooke was taken in Mr. Rosser's room. Her face looks weird, but she's still beautiful, as always.
brtesme.JPG - This could be a picture of some guy named Burt with Esme. However, it's really a picture of me with Brooke and Tessa shortly before graduation. Note the look on Brooke's face.
caitlyn.JPG - Caitlyn posing outside of her house on a stormy night while eating some sort of cereal bar.
camera.JPG - My step-dad took a picture of me delivering the rose to my little brother. You can also see my hero Brandon Routier on the other side. Of course, this picture's name is a result of it being centered on the camera man.
Couch.JPG - Loren and Andrew look like little kids telling each other stories sitting on a couch at David's house. They just look funny to me.
Cruise.JPG - This picture is the result of Andrew trying to take the picture above titled "Before." I'm not sure what happened, but he accidentally took a picture of David, twice. Somehow, trying to take a picture or Andrew and me yields a remotely good picture of David.
dance.JPG - Here's a group of people dancing. To get the shot from above, I jumped off the couch and took the picture at the same time. Oh yeah, that's photography for you.
dance2.JPG - I set the timer on the camera to catch everyone off-guard (or maybe so I could get in the picture). You can see part of me on the right side in my Subway outfit. Also, while it looks like Loren is doing the Loren dance, he's actually telling Shane to get up and dance because he's just sitting there.
davenjosh.JPG - This picture of David and me walking down the aisle during graduation was taken by my step-dad.
David.JPG - Andrew caught David by surprise in the foods room.
Davids.JPG - This is a picture of David's house I took while driving away. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Deke.JPG - Here's a picture of Deke right after David threw a phone book and hit him in the face. It seems Deke is laughing to restrain from ending David's life.
Dogandjess.JPG - The dog with Jessica in this picture is named Chow. He was the forth member of our picnic.
Down.JPG - This is a picture of Tessa and me looking down at David, Loren, and Andrew beating each other with balloons on the floor.
duo.JPG - Again, a passenger in my own car. However, I am pointing at myself to remind everyone that I am the man, even if I'm a horrible driver.
emily.JPG - This is not so much a good picture of Emily so much as it is the only picture of Emily I have. Hoepfully I'll get more sometime.
erin.JPG - This is a funny pose. Also, I named it "erin" because it's both of their names, kinda.
Flash.JPG - This picture was taken to give the impression that Angela was flashing me. She was, in reality, wearing a shirt underneath. However, she wasn't aware the it was partially unbuttoned. Thus, my reaction isn't totally false.
Flip.JPG - This is a really good flip-off. Perfect finger alignment and everything. Also, you can see me clawing at something in the background. Maybe I'm raising my hand, but clawing at something is more likely.
grad.JPG This is a horrible (step-dad's fault) and small (my fault) picture taken at graduation. But look! There's Tessa's sister.
gradgroup.JPG - There's something about Lydia in pictures. Anyway, it looks like David is holding a glass of orange juice or something, but he's just moving his hand as the picture is taken. If Jessica looks distressed it is because her mom still hadn't arrived.
Group1.JPG - This is a group photo, and a pretty good one. The first of two. We needed a back-up picture in case someone was doing something stupid.
Group2.JPG - However, both group pictures were pretty good, so I kept them both. Still, I can't figure out what Jessica is looking at.
hats.JPG - Thie only way to describe this picture is weird. It's weird in a good way though, because I like it.
huh.JPG - Andrew claims to have taken this picture on accident. I don't believe it, but he does look dumbfounded.
JaynSey.JPG - A rare photo of the two best looking men on earth, is not what we have here. You have Andrew and me in my basement.
jessica.JPG - I named this picture "jessica" because it's a picture of Jessica. It looks kind of weird, like out of a magazine or something. The flowers in the foreground almost look like butterflies.
Jordan.JPG - Jordan started stripping for our picture, but Miss Hightshue began to yell. We took the picture just as Jordan turned toward her.
jorstone.JPG - Jordan looks to seriously be under the influence of something. Was Jordan stoned at graduation? He said he doesn't remember.
JoshDraw.JPG - This was a picture taken of me doing karate stuff in my basement. However, I altered the image to appear as though it were drawn. It made me look less fat.
Joshfly.JPG - More basement acrobatics. In this picture I look kind of muscular and not very fat, so I kept it.
joshwithlydia.JPG - This is a picture taken while I'm trying to explain something to Lydia. Hand gestures are an excellent way to help convey any message.
Ladies.JPG - This is a charming picture of Jessica and Tessa standing around waiting for something to happen. However, nothing ever happens.
loren.JPG - Do you know how hard it is to get a pictue of Loren? Quite difficult, but someone managed to get this picture of him spinning a cd on his finger.
Loressa.JPG - Someone contact me when they get a better picture of Loren. Loren and Tessa were battling down the hall at David's house. I love this picture . . . I'm so proud.
loveshane.JPG - Everyone loves Shane. It looks like Brooke and Tessa just got through REALLY loving Shane at the same time. He looks pretty loved out. This is how things usually look after a threesome, I think.
Lydia.JPG - There's something funny about Lydia in pictures.
Lydia1.JPG - She does seem to appear in an awful lot of pictures, though.
Lydia2.JPG - I'm not sure why I have so many pictures of Lydia.
Lydia3.JPG - I really hope no one is jealous.
Lydia4.JPG - Here's a surprise, a picture of Lydia. Who would have expected that?
lydiaandjess.JPG - Lydia and Jessica felt the need to seek shelter because riding in the back of a convertible with long hair is like being "repeatedly stabbed in the face by a million needles."
LydiaJosh.JPG - This is Lydia and me testing my theory that everyone looks better in a picture if they are crouching. It worked for me, but I can't speak for Lydia, she looks funny. That's more of a squat than a crouch anyway (no offense).
Lydiaride.JPG - This is Lydia, riding in a vehicle. Thus the name.
picnic1.JPG - This is the first picture of the picnic. The whole picnic day was weird, and seemed stereotypcially televisionesque.
picnic2.JPG - A picture of Jessica and me at that picnic. It was a fun time, despite the awkwardnessosity.
Red.JPG - This picture of Deke was taken after David's open house. On the right you can clearly see me and my fat rolls. I don't go anywhere without them.
Salad.JPG - This is a picture of David and Davey eating some leftover taco salad from David's open house.
Seyface.JPG - This is a picture andrew took of himself. Some girl on the Internet said he looked like Ryan Phillipe. I just laughed.
seyfried.JPG - Andrew and the crooked smile. Also, I seem to absolutely terrified by something in the background. It's probably little kids or something.
Shane.JPG - Here's Shane trying my crouch theory. It's hard to tell if it's working, because Shane looks good all of the time.
ShaneAss.JPG - This is a picture of what appears to Shane scratching his ass. However, he's really just playing with a hole in his pants. Also, you can see our physics teacher, Steve, on the TV.
ShaneDawg.JPG - Shane in physics class, the only place where he could feel stupider than he looks. No offense.
shlongy.JPG - An edited version of "thatgroup." Remember that I wasn't ever very good in Art. It's so retarded that it's somewhat amusing. Again, no offense, Shane.
survival.JPG - This was taken as Andrew and I our leaving OzzFest. Marilyn Manson is playing in the background, and we're really tired, and beat up, and sunburnt, and hungry, and drenched in sweat (about half of which is our own).
Tessa.JPG - This was the first picture I ever took with my camera and put on the Internet. It was taken in Mr. Rosser's room, when Tessa had long hair.
Tessa2.JPG - A candid picture of our friend Tessa when she had long hair again. It's kind of funny because when she had long hair she always wore it up.
Tessa4.JPG -There never was a "Tessa3." This is Tessa with short hair, doing her dance thing that she does. You can see her doing it one-handed (because she's holding important stuff) in the pictures "dance" and "dance2."
TessaBrooke.JPG - This picture of Tessa and Brooke was taken in the art room. It looks kinda funny, but I'm not quite sure why. Funny in a good way.
thatgroup.JPG - That's Shane, Andrew, and me. Andrew is trying my crouch theory and failing. Other than that, it's a pretty good picture. See the edited version entitled "Shlongy" above.
TheGroup.JPG - This picture is of me, Andrew, David, and Shane taken outside of David's house. Yes, Shane is playing wiht David's nipple. No, I'm not quite sure why.
trio.JPG - Here's the trio that went on a picnic. All lined up behind Andrew's crooked smile.
Truck.JPG - The last picture is of people hanging out around Phil's truck. Yes, the moon is green and I don't know why. I do know that I like it.