Does it really matter?? People go to movies, they're not real. Some of the greatest drama can be found in the squared circle. Who can forget the legendary feud between Jerry "The King" Lawler and Andy Kaufman that even had David Letterman fooled? Or what about the time Jake "The Snake" Roberts attacked "Macho Man" Randy Savage with a cobra? Try finding that on Broadway!!! The fact remains that I'm a helluva lot more entertained by the soap opera that is pro-wrestling than "real" sports.

The bottom line is that these guys kill themselves night after night for their fans. You don't see baseball players bleeding all over the field do ya?? You don't see basketball players slamming each other through tables do ya?? Of course not!! They're a bunch of spoiled prima donnas!!! Basketball players take weeks off for sprained pinkies. Six months ago this guy was nearly paralyzed. You wanna tell him it's not real???

My favorite wrestlers? "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, George "The Animal" Steele, and Cactus Jack.