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Alex: Okay!  Here we have Sister, from the mid-west.  She comes striaght from a stint on the TNN station's Roller Jam show. Sheena: You'd think the blond chick would be Chick, and the black sistah would be Sister. Alex: Oh, please. The bell sounds and the two lock horns.  Sister is a nimble high-flyer.  She does her best to keep the match fast, with both on their feet.  Chick tries to bring things to the canvas.  When she topples Sister her mat wrestling is tremendous.  She places Sister in a camel clutch.  When Sister escapes this, Chick gets her in a reverse chin lock.  The ropes rescue Sister from a submission.  Sister gets back on her feet.  Her momentum is gone. Alex: Chick is definately out to prove something today. Chick misses a clothesline.  This allows Sister to catch her in a suplex.  They have a cycle against the ropes which Sister ends in her finisher:  a power DDT where she starts low with Chick, leaps up, and slams against the canvas with Chick in hold.  Sister pins Chick for the three count. Alex: That's quite a surprising turn.  I thought for sure that--now wait just a minute here! Chick tumbled out of the ring as Sister's arm was raised.  She returns with a folding chair.  Sister is clocked from behind. Sheena: Yes!  Now we're starting to look like an honest to goodness wrestling program! Alex: None I ever worked for! Once Sister is down Chick tosses aside the chair and starts to stomp her.  Sister is helpless.  The ref continually signals for the bell.  She can't get near Chick. Alex: Let's get some help out there!  Now! Sheena: You're screaming right into my ear. Bridget comes running out from the back.  She dives into the ring and knocks Chick over the back ropes.  Then she attends to the fallen Sister. Alex: Finally! Sheena: Oh, what a little spoilsport.  They don't even know each other. Chick is holding her head and walking around the ring to the ramp.  She yells trash to Bridget in the ring.  Bridget gives her the evil eye.  Sister is out of it.  Just as Chick steps on the entry ramp Pizazz emerges from the back. Pizazz: (Holding a mic)  Hey Broad--I mean Chick!  Hey Chick! Chick halts and looks at her. Pizazz: I like your panache.  What say we band together? Chick appears hesitant. Pizazz: Then we could double-team people.  (She points).  Like those two. Chick enthusiastically nods her head.  Pizazz drops the mic and rushes the ring.  Chick leaps in also.  A meelee ensues between the four.

Alex: This is a travesty!  Why--it's nothing more than a street fight! Sheena: Yes.  And don't touch that dial!  I'm sure any minute they'll be ripping each other's tops off! Alex: You ought to be drawn and quartered. Sheena: Hee, hee. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Commercial Break))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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