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Alexandra Evans: Welcome to the debut of Female Championship Wresting. We're coming to you from the Shelby Auditorium in beautiful Springfield, a fine place to start thngs off.
Sheena: Don't be fooled, ladies and gentlemen, this isn't an auditorium it's a college gymnasium. They've just taken down the basketball hoops for us.
Alex: And we certainly appreciate their doing that.
A wrestler starts down the walkway to the ring with a microphone. Her name, Bridget, appears on the bottom of the screen.
Alex: We're off and running. Bridget has held championship belts in New Zealand and South Africa, though she's a native of Canada.
Sheena: Look at how narrow that aisle is. When I wrestled you could get through a show without having any audience members touch you. And what's with these plastic chairs? How are they going to whack each other with these?
Alex: Hopefully none of that will be going on tonight. Bridget has the mic. |
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