Updated Last February 1\2000
Welcome to The Post Your Own Finger That Shit Stories!! Here you send the FTS Commission your stories, and if they are good enough, we will add them to this page!
STORIES
I once was walking home from a friends house.I saw this racoon running across the street. I ran over and pickeditup.I then dumped gasoline on its beaver and burnt that beaver.
-By B2TheL
One day I went shopping with my little sister. She was tight so I punched the shit out of her beaver. Then kicked it with a steel boot. She was sore but deserving.
-By PJ Stevens
I was once in a movie theatre and this old lady comes over to me and sits on my face. then took a sword and stuck it in her beaver. She was bleeding so I fingered her. It was fun,
-By FreeQ
My friend was eating at Mcdonalds once. He ordered a nugget combo from the lady at shops on steeles. She went to the back and my friend followed her. He then crammed the nuggets up her vagina until she puked. What a lucky guy!
-By Guss5
My brother once had his birthday party at a batting cage\games center. I went up to bat, then my aunt who is 75 years old came into the cage. I tied her up, and let the balls nail her in the pussy. Man her beaver tasted horrible when we all cut it up for desert along with the cake. We were only trying to make it tender, but we made it too tender. It was a bloody mess. And now, she can't piss, cause she's beaverless.
-BJRideme
I once saw a girl on the beach. She was wearing a thong and looked so hot. I couldn't control myself so I pulled down her bottom half. Her beaver was nice and plump the way I like it. I then kicked her beaver thinking she would like it. Instead she dropped to the ground. Someone called an ambulance and thats all that happened.
-MAC
I went swimming about three days ago with this chick. She went down the water slide and guess what...her beaver got stuck on the slide. Streched right around the top of the slide. I felt so sorry for her so i took a knife and cut her beaver off to free her from the slide. She then fell down the slide and into the pool. I went up the slide ladder and grabbed her blood beaver. It is now framed in my kitchen.
-Deer12
Last night I went to the driving range. I was hitting great until my tee broke. I grabbed this old lady and ripped her pants off. I then laid her down and put my golf ball on her beaver. I started smacking hundreds of balls of her bush. By the end of the day. All my golf clubs were stained with blood. I guess, I'll just get them cleaned.
-Naag
One day at work at food basics i saw this 75 year old woman in line to buy zucchini. I figured, whatever shes fingerable, so
i fingered that shit. first I used a piece of paper to give her a lot of paper cuts on her beaver then poured rubbing alcohol all over it. she was dying so i stuck that zucchini in her.I
fingered that shit good I tell ya! eventually she died from pain and the fact that i ripped her pussy in half but she had a great beaver. oh well.
-numbnuts
It wasn’t long ago when three of my boys and I decided to go chill and hit the movies for the night. I entered the dark theater after getting in free, compliments of my boy, Dean Lazer. Who would have thought I would have had my first sexual experience that night. I went to grab some of my boy Gorrick’s popcorn when a young lady, between the ages of 75 and 105 took my hand from the popcorn and said FINGER THAT SHIT. Without hesitation I blasted that beaver and it poured. I continued to watch the movie while fingering the shit out of the lady while Gorrick ate his extra BUTTERY popcorn.
-Adam Singer "The Full Package"
It's funny cause the first time I heard about FTS, I was walking my dog to Mac's,Well I went in to get aslushie and Sam, started rubbing my cock. I pushed him back and kicked him in the nuts but, instead he had a beaver. What else could I do but rap it around the slushie machine until blood and migrain sprite started blowing out his eyes. Ooops I forgot I left my dog outside so I walked home. How funny is Sam!
-Em Wolb
Last Tuesday I went to Duff's for the Tuesday Night Wing special and the waitress with the fiery red bush served me. I noticed smoke coming out of her pants so I immediately ripped them off and saw that her fiery red bush was really on fire. I grabbed the nearest fire extingusher and beat that beaver until the blood put out the flames in her bush. I proceeded to finger that shit and found 20 suicide wings and salad in her pussy. I guess thats what started the fire.
-JA Rule
I was driving home from my cottage when I decided to get some gas because my car was about to stall. It was beginning to sound like a dying baby. Anyways, there was this ambulance parked there. So i decided to step inside the back at lets just say, check out the scene. there was a drunk 48 year old women having a mis carriage and no peramedics. Being the doctor I thought i was at age 7, I took control of the situation. I shoved my hand up her beaver with the hopes of grabbing the 2 month misshap. I had no luck, so I devided to shove the garden claw up her beaver...didn't work. So I tied her to a wall, and then tied a rake to the front of my car, lined her beaver up, and drove into her snatch. With the high power of the car I was able to push the little 2 month mistake up her stomach and through her body and out her mouth. What a thrill. Unfortunately there was blood all over my car so I had to pay for a carwash. Shit.
-Benson
One day I found a lady swimming in a lake. I was on a boat. I drove very slowly behind her and evntually grabbed her, turned off the motor, then spread her beaver over the propellor, turned it on and made a b.b.s. (bloody beaver shake).
-Gegfor666
If there was one animal that had beaver written all over it, it would be the skunk. I once raped a skunk on halloween. I was walking down gretman crescent when I grabbed a little girl. I wacked her in the beaver with a knife and proceeded to incert her little ass into the beaver of a passing skunk. The it sprayed me with it's smelly spray. Instantly I grabbed the girls mother and directed the spray up her hooch. it was a great Halloween.
-Free123
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