The
Hall of Ex-Girlfriends
On this page you'll find some of the most
beautiful women God put on this planet. And just like when you have an aquarium, goldfish, and Alka Seltzer, strange stuff starts to happen when you put them together.
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Name: |
Jones |
| Date of Relationship: |
January 18th, 1994-August 18th, 1995 |
| Fondest Memories: |
Prom and the Speech Bus |
| Least Favorite Memory: |
The Sue Lehtinen affair |
| Life Lesson Learned: |
You can still be best friends with your ex-girlfriend |
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Related Songs: |
 Wind Beneath My Wings and Passionella Postlude |
| Name: |
Susannah |
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| Date of Relationship: |
January 28th, 1996-Easter, 1996 |
| Fondest Memory: |
Valentine's Day |
| Least Favorite Memory: |
Arguing |
| Life Lesson Learned: |
That I really can't get along with everybody |
| Related Song: |
The Taste of Honey
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Name: |
Lyndee |
| Date of Relationship: |
December 3rd, 1996-June 3rd, 1997 |
| Fondest Memories: |
The George Strait Concert, The Twins game. |
| Least Favorite Memory: |
Always being so far away/phone bills! |
| Life Lesson Learned: |
Long distance relationships suck! |
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Related Song: |
Wannabe |
| Name: |
Carolyn |
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| Date of Relationship: |
July 12th, 1997-August 16th, 1997 |
| Fondest Memories: |
Walking everywhere in Hibbing, and talking
about everything. |
| Least Favorite Memory: |
The week when her computer died and we
couldn't do e-mail! |
| Life Lesson Learned: |
Sometimes the coolest people in the world are
right in front of you. |
| Related Song: |
The Logical Song |
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Name: |
Maren |
| Date of Relationship: |
August 24th, 1997-September 3rd |
| Fondest Memory: |
Great hugs |
| Least Favorite Memory: |
The 2 bloody weeks after. |
| Life Lesson Learned: |
If you lie with snakes, you will be bitten. |
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Related Song: |
Angel Eyes |
| Name: |
Sonja |
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| Date of Relationship: |
August 5th, 1998-February 5th, 1999 |
| Fondest Memories: |
The limo ride to Shooting Star Casino |
| Least Favorite Memory: |
Getting in trouble for breaking our date on Superbowl
Sunday because beer made me forget how to walk! |
| Life Lesson Learned: |
Maturity and a sense of responsibility is a priceless asset in a woman |
| Related Song: |
Brown Eyed Girl |
| Name: |
Melissa |
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| Date of Relationship: |
February 5th, 1999-October 15th, 1999 |
| Fondest Memory: |
Dancing all the slow dances at George's wedding |
| Least Favorite Memory: |
Breaking her heart because of my big mouth and a jealous ex |
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| Life Lesson Learned: |
Make communication a necessity in any relationship. |
| Related Song: |
Happy Trails |
- My Monkee fanatic friend Amy has
separate personalities.