By popular demand, Jay's Wild Ride now features an On-Line application to win a date with the author of this page! If you're not sure whether or not you should apply, perhaps you should visit my "ME!" Page" first. Otherwise, fill out the following form, submit it, and cross your fingers!

Your Name:

Your E-Mail:

Where you live:

Gender: (Note: Male applicants are at a serious disadvantage)
Male
Female

Select as many endeering qualities that apply to you:
Blond Hair
Blue Eyes
Charming Personality
Vikings Season Tickets
Mild to serious interest in baseball

Please list other endeering qualities:


Check all applicable hobbies
Reading
Writing stories/poetry
Internet Surfing
Excessive wine tasting
Starring in Smoky's Steakhouse Commercials
Watching the Simpsons
Menial college food service job
Listening to Jimmy Buffett
Excessive ingestion of cookie batter
Frequenting public transportation
Other:

What adjective would best describe your last relationship?

If OTHER, please specify:

Essay Question
In fifty words or less, what is your idea of the perfect date?



Thank you for your time!