General
"You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it!" Vogue by Madonna
Undoubtedly, you're wondering who is behind this Wild Ride
and that is why you're on this page. I hope you'll pardon the little ego filled quote above, but I think that everybody should think that they're a superstar in some part of their life... ANYWAY... I am a graduate from
Concordia College in Moorhead,
Minnesota where I majored in Communications/Advertising/Public Relations and got a swinging English Writing minor. The picture shown to the right is an artist's rendition of me before a night on the town.
Livin' la Vida Mad Dogg
Corporate America, smashing baby!
After a torturous stint in the Fargo area, I moved back to Swingin' Hibbing for the holidays. Currently, I'm working for Comcast and having the TIME OF MY LIFE! That's right! I work in downtown Saint Paul working with digital cable packages. After hangin' with my big sistah for a couple months in Eden Prairie, last year, I moved in with Tillman and Mark. It's very exciting, and is the type of place you wouldn't mind showing to a girl.
Incidentally, I did find a date for Valentine's Day with the lovely and talented Suzanne Rian!
My Sordid Affairs...
Out on the hunt...
As a duty of respect to my Internet audience, I make sure that my current relationship status is made known to the world. Currently, I am an unrestricted free agent on the Twin Cities dating scene! (No North Dakotans unless your name is Casey, please)
Incidentally, if you're interested in knowing the women who have tripped into the direction of my love life in the past, I've dedicated a tastefully done tribute to them on this very web site! See if you can guess which ones I still talk to!
On a similar note...
If you are concerned about what to look for when shopping around for the right girl, I reccomend reading Consumer Reports on Girlfriends for further information.
Interests
You're not quite done learning about me yet...
If you ever want to impress me, here are some topics that you
may want to bring up in conversation:
- Stock Car Racin'.
- Pop/Rock music of the 1980's
- Psychology/Personality stuff
- ParrotHead Central
- Blonds... ;)~
- Creating fun and exciting friendships with the fairer sex.
Today, I have only offended 
people.
