Featured on this page are profiles for some to the neatest people who have ever stumbled into my life. All of them had a part in making me the swingingest person I can possibly be!
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Name: | Graham, Carolyn Lee |
| Aliases: | My Hero, The Fish | |
| Birthday: | January 6, 1979 | |
| Primary Element: | Chlorine. (It runs through her veins!) | |
| Claims to Fame: | Dating me for a whole month and making my last summer at home magical! |
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Name: | Neiffer, George James |
| Aliases: | Jorgé, Deorge, Colonel Neiffer. | |
| Birthday: | February 16, 1977 | |
| Beverage of Choice: | Jack Coke | |
| Claims to fame: | Sharing living quarters with me for over two years, providing occasional transportation to and from "The Rock" in Fargo. |
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Name: | Hetland-Neiffer, Stephanie Anne. |
| Aliases: | Steph, Stephie, Bride of Neifferstein. | |
| Birthday: | February 8, 1977 | |
| Beverage of Choice: | Boone's | |
| Claims to fame: | Posesses excellent interior decorating instincts, have one of the most beautiful pair of blue eyes on the planet, always willing to act as the good sense and conscience for her fiance (George) and his roommate (me). |
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Name: | Jones, Jennifer Marie |
| Aliases: | Jenny, Jonesy, Jonesie, Mrs. Bergan. | |
| Birthday: | February, 9 1976 | |
| Primary Element | Jonesegen. (Jonesegen is to estrogen what rocket fuel is to premium unleaded). | |
| Claims to fame: | Dating me for a whole year and a half, sharing a purple blanket in the back of a speech bus with me, and being my all time best friend! | |
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A couple years ago, this very web site attracted a couple of fine chicks from Pennsylvania to its virtual doors. I've been very bad about writing to them, but just so they know that I still appreciate them, I still keep the pictures of Christen (on the left) and Shelly (on the right). If you guys are seeing this, and it makes you feel better, I do feel really guilty for not writing and you can swat me with sticks if you ever get the opportunity. |
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Name: | Hennig, Andrew Paul |
| Aliases: | Andy, Drew, Androol, Noogie Recipient Numero Uno, Mr. Plutonium, Stinky. | |
| Primary Elements: | Plutonium, and Andy Beer (Guinness, Samuel Adams, Old Style Lite, etc.) | |
| Birthday: | April 13th, 1977 | |
| Claims to fame: | Actually vomitted beneath Eiffel Tower, and has higher percentage of correct final Jeopardy! answers than anyone I know. |
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Name: | Ivanish, Crystal Michelle |
| Aliases: | Miss Crystal, Jan Brady, Cwystal, That Hot Montana Chick. | |
| Primary Element: | Cold Pepperoni. | |
| Birthday: | Umm... | |
| Claims to fame: | Spending many a number of Saturday nights working with me, and perfectly imitating the Jan Brady hair swishy thing. |
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Name: | Rice, Ryan J. |
| Aliases: | FatBoy, Big Shooter, Ricer, The Spawn of Ron, Mr Rebound.. | |
| Primary Element: | Bad malt liquor | |
| Birthday: | Umm... | |
| Claims to fame: | Has taken numerous trips with me to more casinos and Canadian countries than I can recall, ability to seize an opportunity better than anyone I know (see Aliases: Mr. Rebound.) |
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Name: | Wiener, Alyssa Cassie Marie |
| Aliases: | Wien, Speech Bus Queen, The Wiener Torpedo, Miss Blatantly Obvious. | |
| Primary Element: | Alysstrogen and Chlorine | |
| Birthday: | July 4th, 1981 | |
| Claims to fame: | Being even cuter in person than she is in this picture. Capable of stating the blatantly obvious better than anyone I know. Willing to forgive me when I forsake her and Carolyn for football. |
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