(The Revenge)

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	Picture Description: Featured here in this picture are the three hottest chicks to ever be associated with American Express. From left to right, Courtney (aka Corky/"I hate old people."), Carrie (aka The Perfect Woman/"You want to marry me?  Can't we go on a date first?), and Lois (aka Loisfo/"No I will not make out with you!") Courtney wears  perfume that attracts men from other parts of our building and people she talks to on the phone.  Carrie is known as "The Perfect Woman" because she's blonde, drinks beer, and is an Elvis fan. Lois likes to scream the lyrics to "Cheeseburger in Paradise" with me when we're drinking and frequently reminds me that she does indeed have a boyfriend.
	Picture Description: This picture was taken at our famous "End of Training" Party that took place at The Old Chicago in downtown Minneapolis. Pictured to the left are my buds Lois, Brad, George, Matt, and Ben. We were the primary participants of our $500+ tab that reared its ugly head towards the end of the night. Is there anything more saddening than an ass-breaking drinking tab?
	Picture Description: Pictured here is one of the really awesome babes that I've met at American Express, and as you can tell, one of the cutest people you'll ever meet. Steph comes close to being the perfect woman since she drinks beer (a lot of it, if the need arises), will lend you a cigarette when you need one, and is the biggest flirt of almost anyone I've ever met. She is actually one of the winners of Win a Date With Jay because of her natural charm, and her ability to explain contingent deferred sales charges better than anyone I've ever met. She's naturally a gold mine of a woman if I've ever met one... How YOU doin?
	Picture Description:Here's a picture of me and my pals before a fireworks show in Hibbing. Ryan is paying homage to the Dew gods. Note my standard macking position; a girl on each arm and a large grin as I am surrounded in beauty!
	Name: Ewertz, Monica L. Aliases: Monkey, Money, Monie, Mono(nucleosis)-ca, The Worlds Slowest Drinker The Lady in Red here is my friend Monica. I met Monica while working for Concordia College Dining Services. As one of the best friends I had ever had in college, Monica serves as the rational voice to Jay's Wild Ride.
	Name: Thompson, Melinda Leanne Aliases: The World's Sexiest Australian, Lin, (kanga)Roo, Jay's Wrestling Buddy, The Down Under Goddess. Description: I met Melinda at a New Years Party this year and we hit it off right away. Believe me, there aren't a lot of people like her on the planet. Luckily we keep in touch over e-mail where I shower her with shameless (though well deserved) flattery and try to talk her into coming to America from Australia for a month or two.
	Description:Back when I was younger, a couple of my friends (the pimps on the right hand side of the picture) convinced me to go to a 70's party. I am the one in the SHINING flourescent orange vest, hardhat and saftey sunglasses dressed as the construction worker from the Village people. This is the night that I learned to work a keg...
	Description:Two of the coolest people I've ever met are my friends Rob & Hanna. Rob has taught me almost everything I know about women, and Hanna is famous for ballroom dancing at work and for devising the "Hanna Word of the Day." Past words of the day include "Great Googlie Mooglie" and "Gadzooks."
	Picture Description: L-R: Huber, Jennifer Ann (AKA Rebuh), Collins, Bryleigh O. Acchh! Where to begin? These two chicks (who we figure I actually went out with at the same time one summer) have been two of my very best friends for almost 4 years now. Together, we have created more inside jokes than I could ever count ("A great evil has been released!" "Sorry!") and seen more movies and spent more days on a paddleboat than most people do in a life time. Rebuh and I have taken a lot of walks to most parts of Hibbing, MN without really knowing why, and Bryleigh and I are trying to make our way into the movies with me as Elvis Presley, and her as Marilyn Monroe (the ultimate blonde!).
	Name: Christopherson, Caleb Charles Date o' Birth: February 22nd, 1977 Aliases: Caleb Christ, Mr. M.P, FlyBoy Claims to Fame: Convincing me to build "Jay's Wild Ride," moving at speeds as fast as sound (especially around some of the women in our high school). Description: This is Caleb. He and I RULED the Hibbing High School trumpet section (Frank who?).He flies planes with the potential to KILL US ALL!!! Oh well, I'm not too terribly worried. I'm sure they must have trained him alright if they're willing to throw him the keys to a multi million dollar piece of equipment!
	Picture Description:L-R Kristene Azalea Groscop, Mad Dog, Heather Suzanne Mueller Pictured here are two of my really good friends and again, we find me at work doing that thing that I do. Some people would say that I flirt with my workers, but I don't know...

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