Try not to be a schmuck with what you say.....I know it's hard for some of you....

Worth - 07/13/99 21:45:26
My URL:http:// Christopher.Howarth@Keyport.com
My Email:N/A
Do I make you horny, baby?: No
Paper or Plastic?: Both
If I'm driving a car in space, going the speed of light, and I turn my lights, on, then off, will anything happen?: Brain Freeze
What would you do with $10,000,000?: Join Limp Bizkit
Yea? Nay? Or $5?: Nay it is
Who invented liquid soap and why?: Ivory - prison use

Comments:
Seiji Ozawa could Kick Kevin "Frenchy" Francis' ass in a street fight.

dumbkuff - 07/07/99 10:50:37
My URL:http://www.rotten.com
My Email:no
Do I make you horny, baby?: stupid played out question
Paper or Plastic?: paper
What would you do with $10,000,000?: hire someone to kill you
Who invented liquid soap and why?: turtle

Comments:
this is terrible

Antonio - 06/23/99 21:00:55
My URL:aazzara@gc.cuny.edu
My Email:no. That is all
Do I make you horny, baby?: Only when you talk about chaps
Paper or Plastic?: wood
If I'm driving a car in space, going the speed of light, and I turn my lights, on, then off, will anything happen?: stupid, deserves no response
What would you do with $10,000,000?: never have to talk to my loser college friends again...........
Yea? Nay? Or $5?: Me? Yea, You? Nay, Your Mom? $5
Who invented liquid soap and why?: Jimmy Ivory. How the fuck should i know?

Comments:


Pete - 06/22/99 19:27:10
My URL:pit_13@yahoo.com
My Email:This is the first one so far.
Do I make you horny, baby?: No, you make me babies, horny.
Paper or Plastic?: Hmmm, the landfill or the rainforest
If I'm driving a car in space, going the speed of light, and I turn my lights, on, then off, will anything happen?: You may hit a deer.
What would you do with $10,000,000?: Call you and brag.
Yea? Nay? Or $5?: Fin.
Who invented liquid soap and why?: Hard soap kept falling in prison.

Comments:
Oh, the joys of Kevs site.

Rooprect "The Monkey Boy" - 06/22/99 18:37:06
My URL:http://Monkey.com
My Email:not yet
Do I make you horny, baby?: only when you dress up like a girl rabbit.
Paper or Plastic?: Biodegradable Plastic
If I'm driving a car in space, going the speed of light, and I turn my lights, on, then off, will anything happen?: You will boot.
What would you do with $10,000,000?: Take you out to Taco Bell
Who invented liquid soap and why?: me, bubbles

Comments:
what is this page for? is it fun? why do i come? where am i?

Gregor (no "y") - 06/22/99 18:15:56
My URL:http://gregor@yuknat.com
My Email:I have yet to read them.
Do I make you horny, baby?: You make me nauseous!
Paper or Plastic?: Paper. Plastic is a limited and precious commodity in the Motherland.
If I'm driving a car in space, going the speed of light, and I turn my lights, on, then off, will anything happen?: You will die, you filthy American pig.
What would you do with $10,000,000?: Buy 10 loaves of bread.
Yea? Nay? Or $5?: Stupid question.
Who invented liquid soap and why?: Stalin, to wash his hands of the blood of mutinous traitors and enemies of the State.

Comments:
I would like to thank my girlfriend with the bigguns for typing in my answers.

The meatster - 06/22/99 18:00:14
My URL:http://michael.malchiodi@pharma.com
My Email:no
Do I make you horny, baby?: no
Paper or Plastic?: paper
If I'm driving a car in space, going the speed of light, and I turn my lights, on, then off, will anything happen?: yes
What would you do with $10,000,000?: quit work
Yea? Nay? Or $5?: buy some gum
Who invented liquid soap and why?: orvile redinbocker

Comments:
Your an idiot

Feng Deng - 06/22/99 17:04:37
My Email:happyfinish@yuknat.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: You want happy finish?
How Tall are you?: 4'11''
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Uh, you want happy finish?
Do you like Todd Anderson?: He like happy finish?
Why not?: Uh, fucky, sucky?

Comments:


Feng Deng - 06/22/99 17:04:10
My Email:happyfinish@yuknat.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: You want happy finish?
How Tall are you?: 4'11''
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Uh, you want happy finish?
Do you like Todd Anderson?: He like happy finish?
Why not?: Uh, fucky, sucky?

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Frank "Raldo" Daniele - 06/18/99 12:11:16
My Email:Francesco.S.Daniele@travelers.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Pretty kosher.
How Tall are you?: 5 foot 11 inches
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: In my previous life, yes.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Uh......don't know.
Why not?: Still don't know.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Yeah, especially with Arnold Schawrtzenegger. Or was that Terminator? Nevermind.

Comments:
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum!

tom f - 06/18/99 11:15:59
My Email:TGUNS0909@aol.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: It Rules
How Tall are you?: 5-10
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: never
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Yes
Do you like movies about gladiators?: When they get all sweaty

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jeff dill - 06/17/99 20:38:28
My Email:jeffrey.m.dill@ac.com
How Tall are you?: 7'3''
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: not lately
Do you like Todd Anderson?: I prefer Pamela
Why not?: see above
Do you like movies about gladiators?: only when they have grown men naked.

Comments:


Rooprect the Monkey Boy - 06/17/99 17:48:37
My URL:http://dont have one.com
My Email:pjfrancis@rocketmail.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: uhhhhh it blows
How Tall are you?: 4 foot 1?
Do you like Todd Anderson?: used to
Why not?: made my brother drive back from the center of the united states by himself. In a Susuki Samari!!!
Do you like movies about gladiators?: No but I have seen a grown man naked.

Comments:
I am not on the skevins page, therefore will no longer visit it.

jay - 06/10/99 20:39:59
My Email:jkuffs
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: this reallY SUX
How Tall are you?: fucking shit
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: duh change the fuckin questions allready
Do you like Todd Anderson?: no
Why not?: you know what
Do you like movies about gladiators?: fuck u

Comments:
this page still sux

Gregor - 05/03/99 18:42:05
My URL:http://www.socialist.com
My Email:gregor@millersystems.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: It is American garbage.
How Tall are you?: 5'9"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: YES!
Do you like Todd Anderson?: He is a Capitalist pig!
Why not?: What?!
Do you like movies about gladiators?: No way!

Comments:
You have never read Kafka? What the hell am I talking about? My parents aren't Russian!

Worth - 02/09/99 22:44:25
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: I like it except for the Pirate picture of Howie
How Tall are you?: 6'2" - standing up
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Only when seperated by 2000 miles, Yuknat likes him only when seperated with a crowbar.
Why not?: Doh!
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Yes, but I'd rather see a movie about Sea Bass!

Comments:
Update the page and I'll give you a shiny quarter!

paul barry - 12/18/98 03:18:13
My Email:paul_f_barry@ml.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: it rocks!!!
How Tall are you?: tall enough to kick yr ass
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: yes
Do you like Todd Anderson?: yes
Why not?: see above
Do you like movies about gladiators?: see Turkish Prison question

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Dark Helmut - 10/26/98 18:11:56
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Old.
How Tall are you?: 6 ft. with the hair.
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Nope.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Yup.
Why not?: Huh?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Only by Mel Brooks.

Comments:
Anyone want some "helmut"?

Stanley Spadowski - 08/28/98 20:37:53
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: I like it a lot.
How Tall are you?: Taller than you asshole!
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Been in one? I love 'em!
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Who do you think made my stay at the "Turkish Prison" so enjoyable?

Comments:
You desperately need some new questions.

Manos - 08/11/98 21:19:32
My Email:manos.diakoumakis@aig.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: mou aresi poli malaka
How Tall are you?: taller than pete white
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: squeal like a pig
Do you like Todd Anderson?: skata na fas
Why not?: jeff has a small penis
Do you like movies about gladiators?: what? what you want? no for rent.

Comments:
there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke Slap me

tom hudson - 08/07/98 20:35:55
My Email:tghudson@hotmail.com

Comments:
Like the Jaycee dictionary. So even engaged you got extra time on your hands.

(dean) yut,yut ya know it yusi - 07/26/98 01:48:32
My Email:twiss@eci.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: wwhoaa!
How Tall are you?: 6'1
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: no,but interested!
Do you like Todd Anderson?: love 'em
Do you like movies about gladiators?: nay

Comments:
what ,what what is that your web page? ?

UD - 06/24/98 17:42:48
My Email:francisdr@aol.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: getting very boring
How Tall are you?: 61
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: i've seen Kevin's room, thats close enough!!
Do you like Todd Anderson?: One of the world's all-time great PEOPLE!!

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Doublemint Fun - 03/03/98 16:32:26
My Email:gum.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Great way to pick up guys
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Ever been in my room?
Do you like Todd Anderson?: If he's one of Frenchy's friends.

Comments:
Oh . . . Powers! I miss you! Give me some of your . . . batch! im . . . bye No more vomiting/grinding and I mean it! You're the size of a peanut!

OSF - 01/02/98 14:35:48
My URL:http://www.eatabagofshit.com
My Email:osf@millersystems.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Good, clean fun.
How Tall are you?: 5' 12"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: no.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: no.
Why not?: Too Extreme. And he's an asshole.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: no

Comments:
OSF is disappointed that some of his quotes are "enhanced" before posting. For instance, He never mentioned anything about Verg during the "Taking it up the ass" quote. OSF would like to reiterate, (Anderson, is that word spelled right?) Tim and Howie do like to talk about gettin' it up the ass a little too much. And that IS strange.

howie - 12/31/97 05:05:43
My Email:christopher.howarth@keyport.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: yes, I like it a lot.
How Tall are you?: 74"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: n fuckin' o
Do you like Todd Anderson?: n fuckin' o
Why not?: he's a spaz
Do you like movies about gladiators?: n fuckin' o

Comments:
Anything you read about Howie is false until I verify it. Beeeeaaach!

Patrick J. Francis (rooprect, The Monkey Boy) - 12/25/97 18:39:35
My URL:not advanced enough
My Email:pjfrancis@rocketmail.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: average
How Tall are you?: Yes!
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Negative, but I have seen a grown man naked.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: mmm i used to.

Comments:


West Coast Women - 12/08/97 22:23:35
My Email:getnoass@cali.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: If lynchie isn't surfin the net it's a safe place
How Tall are you?: We make up all the women on the left coast so we have no size, but we average a 36D
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: That's one of Spanky's pick up lines-- try again
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Does he look like George Clooney?
Why not?: There is only one Clooney
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Are Spanky and Oph in it?

Comments:
Lynchie, This is from all the women in Ca., there is no place like home....you can't get ass here so try back in Ma. Love, Screensaver

Left eye - 12/08/97 22:18:04
My Email:cockeyed@seaman.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: it's hard to see through my lazy eye so I can't really tell
How Tall are you?: 3'2'' tall 3'3' wide
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: I am a Turkish prison
Do you like Todd Anderson?: He's too far out of my peripheral vision
Why not?: one eye looks left and one eye looks right
Do you like movies about gladiators?: I know Ben Hur and Jayceee ain't no Ben Hur

Comments:
Jaycee, Why don't you call me. Honestly I wasn't looking over your shoulder at another guy. I told you before my glass eye sometimes gets cockeyed. Please come back and we can sing "eye of the tiger". Love, Left Eye

Mike Ryan - 12/08/97 14:41:15
My URL:http://websontheweb.com
My Email:right...
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: What?
How Tall are you?: Taller than that McGowan kid
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Do they do slow cavity searches? No, I have not.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Like him? Yeah, I guess so. Hitler was a likeable guy to some people too.
Why not?: He's always packin'heat.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Ramming Speed!!! Ben Hur kicks ass.

Comments:
I thoroughly enjoy this site. Not a day passes when I don't think about all the work I could be doing for the man. This site is not just powerful and helpful for everyman; the members of Skevins Page are powerful, good-looking, and extremely aware of th more complex side-effects of tools like Heroin and Coke. Tim, for example, although he dresses like a woman every other Tuesday, has the clarity of thought of the most organized addict I have ever met. I've never seen so many people talk so much so art culately about such important aspects of every day life as Dan Hausle's kids' upbringing. I would, howevr, ask that there be more in-depth investigations on the Hausle family. Maybe you can send Mr. Timothy McGowan and Guiness on assignment to investigate what's under Dan's bed; I know for a fact there are Playboys there. Is there any truth to the rumor that Guiness is not house-broken and that Tim never gets hungover? The truth is out there. Find it.

guiness dog - 12/05/97 19:22:58
My Email:chickbait@11Irving.jam
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: not as good as peeing on the Joshua Tree
How Tall are you?: inch longer than McGow
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: It could not be as bad as licking peanut butter off McGow's ass
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Does he have peanut butter too??
Why not?: His ass crack is too small
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Can I lick them too??

Comments:
Please take my master out every weekend night he makes me do things dogs should not do. I understand that I am man's best friend, but he should join NAMBLA. Now I get to watch my master with a mistress, can I lick her too???

Ball Sisters - 12/05/97 19:11:37
My Email:howie@hairyballs.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: ass lickin'
How Tall are you?: we are not tall we are round
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: I have been only washed by turkish prison guards
Do you like Todd Anderson?: No, we like Howie
Why not?: We like Howe
Do you like movies about gladiators?: I like just their ball bags

Comments:
Howie is our man. He should be a ball sister. He is round like us and hairy too. And he likes to drop some goo....Heee Heeee Hee Love, Ball #1 Ball #2

- 12/05/97 00:38:17
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: sux
Do you like Todd Anderson?: no
Why not?: he thinks u r a dick

Comments:
you should put Howarth the famous butt pirate that roamed the 7 seas in search of young healthy boys

MOJO - 12/03/97 17:12:43
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Blatant display of the webmaster's lack of better options vying for his time
How Tall are you?: actually I have ALL of my hair
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: strictly to solicit recipes
Do you like Todd Anderson?: I did until..............
Why not?: he stole my broom......then I had to walk
Do you like movies about gladiators?: I'm sure she is - I would certainly would be

Comments:


Screw Yourself - 11/30/97 12:24:49
My Email:santa
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: sux
How Tall are you?: enough to know this page sux
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: with kevin
Do you like Todd Anderson?: yes
Why not?: bald
Do you like movies about gladiators?: what of it

Comments:
find somethin more innovative

Bikini Red - 11/26/97 11:07:56
My Email:jspires@shore.net
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Extremely creative...But of course I'm blind.
How Tall are you?: Mine go to 11...
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Been in one!!! I was born in one!!!
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Iss he related to Anderson on Beavis and Butthead?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: My Dad asks me that from time to time...

Comments:
Great Dan Costume! Can't wait to see more pics....

- 11/25/97 23:03:01

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Hurricane - 11/25/97 22:52:50
My Email:mleddy@lsumc.edu
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: factor 5 without a doubt
How Tall are you?: six one
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Charity Hospital in New Orleans is a Turkish prison
Do you like Todd Anderson?: no
Why not?: Anyone who gets the crap beat out of him in a New York bar is a little scketchy!
Do you like movies about gladiators?: They remind me of Murph's mom

Comments:
My only regret is that I can't be a part of these exciting "adventures" any more. Give the Hausles a kiss for me.... See you when you're on assignment in New Orleans

whinny - 11/25/97 22:45:46
My Email:bucktoothed@AOL.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: not enough J.C. Conlon
How Tall are you?: six-one with my mouth closed
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: yes, I gnawed thru the bars
Do you like Todd Anderson?: is he related to J.C.?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: no they don't have good oral hygiene

Comments:
I can't believe that J.C. runs away when I make my appearance. Doesn't he know all the uses I have: cracking walnuts, opening bottles, eating apples thru a picked fence, dam building, ice sculptoring

whinny - 11/25/97 22:45:44
My Email:bucktoothed@AOL.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: not enough J.C. Conlon
How Tall are you?: six-one with my mouth closed
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: yes, I gnawed thru the bars
Do you like Todd Anderson?: is he related to J.C.?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: no they don't have good oral hygiene

Comments:
I can't believe that J.C. runs away when I make my appearance. Doesn't he know all the uses I have: cracking walnuts, opening bottles, eating apples thru a picked fence, dam building, ice sculptoring

dad - 11/21/97 17:40:55
My Email:jvfran@iconn.net
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: needs work!!!
How Tall are you?: back off!!!
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: only once....i
Do you like Todd Anderson?: he's ok.....
Why not?: I SAID!!! he's ok...
Do you like movies about gladiators?: yea

Comments:
Too long to bring up your page, I sit for hours waiting for it to paint the screen, why don't you front end it with a menu so I don't have to wait for the painting and only have to go look for the new stuff....I don't have time for this....love ya....sign d DAD

amanda - 11/21/97 17:36:06
My Email:acors@conncoll.edu
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: i'm not quite sure yet...give me a minute
How Tall are you?: i think this might be heightism
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: not since that time back in '84
Do you like movies about gladiators?: i like pete's bachelor party better

Comments:
when will the wedding photos be online?

Jeff Robinson - 11/20/97 01:52:35
My Email:jrobinson@sdg.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Really, really crappy
How Tall are you?: 7' 7"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Just to deliver soap

Comments:
You CheezBall!!!!!

CHRIS - 11/11/97 23:34:17
My Email:THEFRANMAN@AOL.COM
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: VERY VERY STRANGE!!!!
How Tall are you?: 5ft.7in.
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: only once
Do you like Todd Anderson?: who?
Why not?: why?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: only heston movies

Comments:
kevin, your one strange puppy my friend! call me.........

JC - 11/04/97 16:37:36
My Email:jconlon@qcam.quintiles.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Good, but when do i make my grand appearence
How Tall are you?: 5'9.5"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No, only a Greek prison
Do you like Todd Anderson?: No
Why not?: He smokes pole...
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Yes

Comments:
I got jammed by not appearing on the Skevins page!

Janet - 10/30/97 15:57:21
My Email:Walmart@aol.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: great page
How Tall are you?: 62 inches
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: never had the good fortune
Do you like Todd Anderson?: No I like don francis

Comments:
Hello from Rocky Hill

Leslie Poland - 10/28/97 03:30:32
My Email:lesliemag@aol.com
How Tall are you?: 9 feet
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: twice
Do you like Todd Anderson?: who??
Do you like movies about gladiators?: sure, who doesn't!

Comments:


Karen K. - 10/23/97 20:29:53
My Email:kirklyk@towers.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Grroovy drippin' blood
How Tall are you?: 5' 10"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No, but probably dated most of the prisoners.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Todd who?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Did you say gladiators..Yummy

Comments:


Bec - 10/22/97 20:10:48
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Nifty!
How Tall are you?: a svelt 5'4.
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: no, but I eat turkey.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: he's like butter...i think.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: is brad pitt in it?

Comments:
oh don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat no yellow snow!! YIPPA!! :>)

- 10/22/97 18:30:02

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NANCY - 10/17/97 19:35:31
My Email:STILLMANNB@AETNA.COM
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: LOVE IT!!

Comments:
LET ME KNOW NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN CT

Hammerhead - 10/14/97 16:39:05
My Email:footbetweeneyes@myrtle#9.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: I like it as much as chum!
How Tall are you?: Legal length
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No, but I've been to Temple #9.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: I like JAWS in 3D, so does Frenchy.

Comments:
Kev, I was so lonely, spending endless nights circling the empty waters of the Red Hat until you came along and hooked me with that 200 lb. test. Even though all you had to offer was guppy food, this beast of the sea is grateful and will always be prowli g the depts for my favorite "salty dog", Frenchy!

Zeb - 10/10/97 17:27:32
My URL:/southbeach/lights/2287
My Email:zebuland@geocities.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: I come to work every day just to look at it
How Tall are you?: 6' 3" (6' 9" with my afro)
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No, suspended sentence for smuggling gerbils)
Do you like Todd Anderson?: No (although I've never met him))
Why not?: I hate everyone
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Only if they star Jenna Jameson

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big tomata - 10/08/97 19:32:52
My Email:aazzara@email.gc.cuny.edu
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: sucks
How Tall are you?: 6 inches when Im hard
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: 2x
Do you like Todd Anderson?: NO
Why not?: He pints at me too much, and he's bald
Do you like movies about gladiators?: of course

Comments:
sucks!

yo other momma - 10/07/97 19:01:09
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: colorful, in many ways...
How Tall are you?: ah, four foot two...
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: how about a Turkish bath..
Do you like Todd Anderson?: ya...
Why not?: ya..
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Sparticus count???

Comments:
Phone hone!!!!!!!!!

Jay - 10/07/97 01:48:04
My Email:Jkuffs@aol.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Cripess
How Tall are you?: I own a motorized scooter
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: for loitering
Do you like Todd Anderson?: when he hands me money
Do you like movies about gladiators?: only in winter

Comments:
We got no jobs we got no fodd OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!!

Kathy Ann - 10/05/97 18:33:21
My URL:http://www.aol.com
My Email:grumpy618

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Marc P. - 10/05/97 08:47:09
My URL:http://www.tiac.net/users/mparrish/PAO.htm
My Email:mparrish@tiac.net
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: bitchin' dude
How Tall are you?: taller than Frank Tooley
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Well...actually, it's rather a funny story. I was minding my own business in Ankara, you see.......
Do you like Todd Anderson?: No
Why not?: Don't like anyone named Todd
Do you like movies about gladiators?: only naked gladiators

Comments:
Kevin - Great page, especially the Hausle dilemma. I just moved, and I hope I am "dilemma" free. Go Jam!

Vince - 10/04/97 03:11:40
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/1908
My Email:vscimeca@bigfoot.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: some people call it a slingblade
How Tall are you?: tall enough to reach the bar
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: i'd rather not say
Do you like Todd Anderson?: more then you know
Do you like movies about gladiators?: only if i'm in it

Comments:
let's do a dean "truck" page

I'M CARLA!!!!! - 10/03/97 19:43:37
My Email:righty@ballsis.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: I'M CARLA!!!!!
How Tall are you?: not very
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No, but I would love to.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: I like to make out in bars.

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Patrick Canney - 10/03/97 14:11:25
My Email:pcanney@ibcusa.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: nice
How Tall are you?: moderately tall
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: only to visit
Do you like Todd Anderson?: kind of
Do you like movies about gladiators?: no, but I like movies about French thieves.

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John "STAIN" Lomonaco - 10/03/97 13:20:19
My Email:lomjo01@cai.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: jackash
How Tall are you?: 6-3
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: nah
Do you like Todd Anderson?: nah
Why not?: He is fat! He is bald! Jackash!
Do you like movies about gladiators?: nah

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Jackash... Visit NY... nevermind Tom's fuckin River

Burger - 10/02/97 20:06:56
My Email:ehamburger@bstearns.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: MMMMDDDDDAAAAAHHHHHH!
How Tall are you?: 6'4" with a microphone
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No, but my girlfriend has.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: MMMMDDDDDAAAAAHHHH!
Why not?: MMMMMDDDDAAAAAHHHH!
Do you like movies about gladiators?: I like PlayStation games with gladiators! You know of any good ones?

Comments:
"Fuckin' JC, always jams me." "Yeah, booooyyyyyyy!" "MMMMMMDDDDDDDAAAAAAHHHHH! What'd you say? MMMMMMDDDDAAAAHHH!"

Pete White - 10/02/97 20:00:11
My Email:keebler@RIUSA.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: It's bullshit.
How Tall are you?: 4'3"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: No, but I had a little room at the Vineyard house.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: NO!
Why not?: McGowan's diving board. I'm gonna drown that clown!
Do you like movies about gladiators?: No, they're scary.

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Where are them punk ass chicks?

DAN-O - 10/02/97 19:03:33
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: It rocks!
How Tall are you?: Uhh...
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Yup.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: I don't like him.
Why not?: Because.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Oh...Xena...Warrior Princess/Gladiator

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DAN-O - 10/02/97 19:01:05
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: It rocks!
How Tall are you?: Uhh...
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Yup.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: I don't like him.
Why not?: Because.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Yup.

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Big Red - 10/02/97 15:11:28
My Email:enter@firebox.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: Needs more Howie
How Tall are you?: 6'4"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Ever been to Myrtle #9?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Howie's my "glad-he-ator".

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Ohhhhhh . . . Howieeeeeeee. Give me some of your batch. im . . . bye.

Kim Norton - 10/02/97 14:37:12
My Email:knorton@imarketinc.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: haven't looked yet
Do you like Todd Anderson?: who?

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Will you be at Craig's wedding? If so, see you there!

- 10/02/97 13:25:38
My Email:Idiot@Hotmail.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: It...uh, huh huh rules or something
How Tall are you?: 4'3"
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Still reside there
Do you like Todd Anderson?: No
Why not?: He is a bald Colorado bum
Do you like movies about gladiators?: YES!

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Skevins the page is great keep up the good work.

Bryce - 10/02/97 12:58:39
My Email:brbre@conncoll.edu
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: so far, so great
How Tall are you?: taller than you
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: ain't misbehaven
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Todd who
Why not?: why?
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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I'm speechless. But the graphics on the home page are great Kevin!

PiT - 10/02/97 12:51:49
My Email:peter.francis@po.state.ct.us
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: It generally transcends decency; it's pretty cool.
How Tall are you?: 1.83m
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: Once. It was an out of body experience.
Do you like Todd Anderson?: Only when he's a pirate.
Why not?: See above.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: Of course.

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I'm getting married.

Yo Mamma - 10/02/97 00:26:07
My Email:Yo_Mamma@so.fat.com
What do you think of the Skevins Page?: it rules....
How Tall are you?: tall enough
Ever been in a Turkish prison?: not yet
Do you like Todd Anderson?: of course not...
Why not?: he is bald.
Do you like movies about gladiators?: only if Charlton Heston is in them...

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The SKEVINS page RULES ! ! ! ! !

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