(Tonight we celebrate the product of success, a card truly worthy to be watched, studied, and read over and over to figure out why the success takes place. The blood and the sweat that goes into the SEWF shows the return on that investment here tonight. We stand witness to a model of efficiency, enjoyment, and exultation better than any other Eastern federation could produce. Tonight, we witness greatness.)

 ANNOUNCER: In a battle for respect, two men will face off in the center of the ring as the precise one meets the alcoholic. While their paths have not exactly mirrored each other, they find themselves at an SEWF crossroads here tonight. Tonight, Mike Masters will take on Higor "Rebel" Rosa.

(Masters in shown in clips from the big TV title contendership battle royal, even the whole missing spot light incident. That is followed by Rosa hanging around the Gate in one of their man appearances.)

A: In our second match of the night, two men will face off that have been itching to do so for some time. While one remains mysterious under the mask he covets, the other has put that mask and his hair on the line here tonight. Pride and a win/loss addition will not be the only things on the line in this match. Fukuushu meets Doomsday.

(Sections of Fukuushu's many interviews are shown, all with an intense edge to them. Following is Doomsday with new friend Kid Suicide doing a rather heated interview.)

A: Next up is a match pitting a solid, unified, and familiar tag team with a slap-together but cohesive unit. The winner will earn a shot at Tommy Kain and Jay Ward in the finals of the tag team tourney. Gold and respect are both on the line for these four SEWF superstars. The winner gets an ever coveted shot at SEWF gold. Billy "Bomber" Thompson and "Wildcard" Devon Chapel meet the American Extremists.

(Chapel's interview of phoning up Billy and the subsequent events are shown followed by those crazy Extremists going on about the Holy Cooler.)

A: The Television Title will be on the line in the next match. The newly crowned champ will face off with one of the SEWF's elite in an effort to hold on to that strap of gold. While the champion stands alone, his opponent comes to us from the New Blood and may just have what it takes to knock off the champ. "Love King" Ricky Taylor will put up the title against Don Marvin.

(Scenes of Taylor winning the belt off of Kaplan are shown, including the follow up celebration. That is followed by Don Marvin in a misc. match defending his US title.)

A; As we near the end of this night, one team stands poised, confident, and ready even if their opponents at this point still remain a mystery. The tag team titles will be on the line as this team trains hard for whatever form the challengers take. The team of the New Linewalkers, Tommy Kain and Jay Ward, will await the winner of match number three.

(Jay Ward spouting off about being the true Flamethrower is shown, followed by Kain offering some deragatory comments Dynamite Dave Shaw, followed by a split screen of AE and Billy Thomspon/Devon Chapel in their previous tourney wins.)

A: And finally, in our main event of the evening. the epic battle for the SEWF World Title takes center stage. While the pinning predicament must be just right, this match is sure to stretch the confines of the SEWF rule book. The hatred runs rampant as the New Blood squad of Luscious Luciano and "Superstar" Ray Hagan will take on the Heaven's Gate crew of LunI and champion "Hellkid" Johnny Lords.

(Scenes of Tuesday's world title match and subsequent breakdown are shown in high light form followed by LL yelling about the very travesty that preceded his comments.)

A: All that, a plethora of interview, Luscious Luciano on Hammerlock, and more here on Saturday Night Mothership!!!!!!!

In conjunction with Shawplex entertainment, the

proudly presents
SATURDAY NIGHT MOTHERSHIP!!!!

(A giant SEWF logo appears on the screen and fades to a scope view of Shawville, Colorado. It hovers over an art museum and sweeps down inside. It passes paintings of men such as Killer Chritian Holmes, Luscious Luciano, Hellkid Johnny Lords and Don Marvin. It sweeps into a different branch where art works of "Superstar" Ray Hagan, Billy "Bomber" Thompson, "Wildcard" Devon Chapel, and Rattlesnake. Yet another branch follows where immense murals of "Dark Horse" Caladan Moore, Texas Assassin, Hollywood Phil, and Dean McGrath are displayed. The camera swoops back out of the museum through a window and raises back up above the city. It comes upon a giant doamed building and sweeps down past a sign that says Shawplex. It runs through the halls of the Shawplex where it comes upon a ring in the middle. It rises up and dives straight down at the mat marked SEWF. The impact causes an explosion that reveals Stylin' Steve Chen and James L. Bullock sitting at the "broadcast location.")

SSC: Howdy folks and welcome to Saturday Night Mothership!!!! My have we got a show for you tonight. The Mothership this evening is filled with action, interviews, and a possible appearance from the SEWF president!

JLB: The mystery behind that is that no one knows who the SEWF president actually is. The late Prez. Shaw, as most of you know, passed away during one of the most horifying moments in SEWF Pay-Per-View history. There has been no announcement or clarification as to who is now in charge. I guess we will find out.

SSC: We saw Benjamin J. Engledow out here a few weeks ago, making an announcement on behalf of the office of the presidency, maybe he is the president. At any rate, it will come to light later on tonight.

JLB: Nice rhyme.

SSC: Thanks, but first up is a match containing of the highest scouted and recruited rookies ever to enter the SEWF. It's a real shame the East couldn't snag him.

(The two men chuckle.)

JLB: They're too stupid to bring in the talent that people actually want to see, rather than that overrated FBGay or whatever who runs around with their belt.

SSC: Anyway, the Masters phenomenon will take center stage here tonight against a man who's been around the block a few times to say the least. Take it away Mr. Morris!

SINGLES ACTION
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 Mike Masters vs. Higor "Rebel" Rosa
MM: Welcome to the opening match here on Saturday Night Motership. First out in the following match set for one fall will be a man who's particular about his entry, but displays a quite diversified wrestling game in the ring. He looks to spur a run of success in the SEWF here tonight with a big win. Here is MIKE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTERS!!!!!!

 (...the arena lights go out as the opening riff of The Sex Pistols' "Pretty Vacant" invades the PA system. A bright spotlight focuses on the curtain. As the first roll of the drums fills the air, Mike Masters steps through the curtain and into the spotlight. He strides confidently to the ring, his every step followed by the circle of light from above. Masters casts a moving gaze out at the crowd, and as he does so a look of disgust manifests on his face. He steps slowly up the steps on to the apron, and through the ropes, ready to dole out a wrestling lesson...)

 MM: Next out will be a man who proclaims himself as the true alcoholic of the SEWF and comes to us from the Heaven's Gate. He has been around the block a few times so to speak and looks to get things started finally here in the SEWF. Here is HIGOR "REBEL" ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSA!!!!!!!

 (...then, after Higor is announced, he waltz' down the rampway, accompanied by Doomsday of the Heaven's Gate...they make their way into the ring, as "I wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd dies down, and Higor steps through the ropes, masters charging him prematurely..Higor ducks as Mike charges, and lands a shoulder into the gut of Masters, sending him doubled over, backwards...then Higor sunset flips over the top rope, into a pinning predicament, as Masters, holds onto the ropes, then comes down with a punch to Rosa's face...Mike then walks around the ring, waits for Rosa to rise, then as Higor turns around to spot him, he is lifted into a double arm hook suplex, sending Rosa down...Masters helps him up, picks him up sideways, then drops him over his knee, sending Higor down again...Mike mounts the mid turnbuckle now, waiting for Rosa to rise...as Higor gets up, Masters comes off with a flying clothesline, sending Higor down again...)

 SSC: Great move from Masters!

JLB: What explosiveness!

 (...Masters then takes one of Higor's legs, and snaps it over into a half crab, as Rosa starts yelling in pain, Doomsday grabs his arm, and helps him to the ropes behind the referee's back...the ref goes to warn Doomsday of possible interference, as masters looks down at him, a bit pissed...finally, Masters goes back to his offense setting, but as he turns around, Higor lands a standing dropkick, sending Mike back...then Higor whips him in, and ducks...Masters stops short in his tracks, hooks Rosa in, and is ready and set for a piledriver...but Rosa back body drops him instead!!...)

 SSC: Great reversal, this could be the turning point for Rosa.

 (...from there, out comes the SEWF Extreme Champion, "Hell's Wrath" Henry Tucker...as he walks down, Rosa looks toward him, wondering why he's messing in his business again...henry gets to the ring, shiny Extreme title around his waist, as Doomsday looks at him with somewhat of a happy smile on his face...Higor throws his arms up, wondering why he's out there, but then he is shot with a firm boot to his back, as Mike delivers the "Master Touch" inverted DDT, down into his knee...the ref comes over, as Higor jumps around like a jumping Mexican bean, and waves his arms in surrender, as the bell is rung...)

 SSC: This match is over folks, great job by Masters!

JLB: But we've got some extracuriculars folks......

 (...Henry Tucker jumps into the ring, as does Doomsday, Mike Masters exiting the arena, as his music goes up again, and he's smiling all the way back to the locker room...Tucker takes his belt off, and whips Higor once over the back with it...Rosa once again jumps around in as much pain as he's in when he eats his Aunt Rosarita's special home made salsa...Doomsday grabs Henry's arm, and pushes him back, questioning his motive...Tucker takes a long, drawn out look at Doomsday, then slaps him across the face again, Doomsday stuttering back in confusion, as his cheek turns mildly red...Tucker then falls back over the top rope, and retreats from the ring, leaving the two men inside buring from their respective whoopings...)

 SSC: A great match for Masters, and with the spotlight he complained about before.

JLB: Yes, but it wasn't the spotlight that did the trick, the talent truly is there for Masters, and he used it very effectively here tonight.

SSC: The one thing that did surprise me is that the Gate chose to turn on Rosa. They're dropping like flies over there when you factor in Guru was kicked not too long ago as well.

JLB: Yes, and the intriguing thing about it all is that the man who took out the attack on Rosa is the newest member of the group, Extreme Champ Henry Tucker. Out with the old and in with the new to be sure.

SSC To change gears here, Matt Hammer is awaiting our cue as he's standing by with an interview from the "Flamethrower" Jay Ward, take it Matt.

(The arena is suddenly filled with excitment. Matt Hammer gets in the ring, and holds his mic up to his face.)

MH: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I have the honor of interviewing one of the SEWF's living legends, The New Flamethrower, JAY WARD!!!!

(With that, the arena lights dim. Jay's theme music, "Poor Twisted Me" by Metallica comes on and fireballs erupt from under the stage as flames come out of the posts in the ring. There is a red light focused on the entryway as Jay makes his way out. The crowd is screaming for him, as this is his first interview since returning. Jay slowly but surely makes his way to the ring, shaking hands and talking to a few of his fans. He steps up the steel steps, enters the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle as the crowd gives him a large pop. He's wearing his usual outfit, black jeans, black T-Shirt andcombat boots as well as sunglasses. He climbs down and makes his way over to Matt.)

MH: Jay, great to to see you again!

JW: Thanks Matt. It's been a long time.

MH: Now, I know you have to prepare for your match later tonight, so I'm not gonna take up alot of your time. I really just wanted to get your opinion on a few things. First up, you and Tommy Kain. You've made it almost all the way to the top of the tag team Tournament, and you look set to win an unprecidented Third Tag Team Title.

JW:(brushing the hair out of his face) Yes Matt, we have. Now, me and Tommy, we don't see 100% eye to eye on a few subjects, like Dave, I respect him, he doesn't. But that's not what is important. Inside the ring, we have no such problems. We have gotten as much as the job done as we can so far, and later tonight, we finsih up by taking those tag team titles home with us!

(POP from crowd)

MH: Now, a few days ago, you completly blew most of the SEWF away by reintroducing your former tag team partner, Rapid Fire.

JW: Yeah, you see, I missed my bud. He'd been there for about three months and now he's clean and sober, ready to pick up where he left off, kicking ass!

MH: You don't think bringing RF in will disrupt you and Kain?

JW: No, because RF understands that for now, Kain is my tag partner. He palns on being a singles wrestler. He never really got the chance to the first time around, so now he'd like to give it a shot.

MH: And that brings me to the next point. You recently made an overhaul on your career changing gimmicks and attitudes. It seems to have worked. How do you react to being called the new Flamethrower in the SEWF?

JW: Pure and simply, I am thrilled. I've been toiling away for almost a year now, and it just seemed like no matter what I did, I could never get the job done. I realized that in order to win in this federation, you couldn't be a nice guy, that you had to kick ass and take names.

MH: Well, Jay, best of luck to you tonight, win those belts.

JW: I will. Ain't nobody gonna take those damn belts away again. Nobody.

(With that, Poor twisted me comes back on, and Jay leaves the ring.)

MH: All yours Steve.

(Camera cuts back to James and Steve at the boradcast location.)

SSC: It seems Mr. Ward is quite intent on going home with gold in his hands here tonight.

JLB: Well, I wouldn't put it past him and Kain to do just that. They've got the talent there, it's just a question of who they face and how well they work together.

SSC: Spekaing of working together, two men you'll never ever see doing just that will be coming to the ring for our second bout of the night shortly, Fukuushu and Doomsday.

JLB: Doomsday has had kind of a bumpy ride in the SEWF, but I do believe the wrestlers here respect him and his abilities. The same can not yet be said for Fukuushu, who is still looking to prove himself in the SEWF.

SSC: And that would be helped out greatly with a win over the very tough Doomsday. Let's see what Fukuushu can muster, next!

Fukuushu vs. Doomsday
MM: Out first in this match set for one fall is a man representing the Heaven's Gate clan and taking the Praise Satan and Kiss My Ass philosophy into the ring. As that philosophy and subsequent in ring actions take center stage here tonight, this man also retains the motive to take the mask of his opponent. Here is DOOOOOOOOOOOMSDAY!!!!!

 (Doomsday walks down to ringside and jumps into the ring with no fanfare or smiles or hand slapping. He just looks coldly out at the crowd and awaits his opponent......)

 MM: Next out will be his opponent, a mysterious man hidden by a mask, a mask in jeopardy of being taken off here tonight. While his general motives may be hazy, at least tonight's are clear. He looks to shave the head of Doomsday bald withi a win and protect his identity for some time to come. Here is FUKUUSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 (The camera swings to the entryway, as does the attention of the Shawplex. No one exits the entryway, but there is movement under the ring. Fukuushu emerges from underneath the ring with something in his hand!!!)

 JLB: What's going on here!!

 (With the ref looking still at the entryway, Fukuushu winds up and nails Doomsday with the large object in his hand on the back of his bandana wearing head. Doomsday collapses as Fukuushu throws the object out of the ring. He picks Doomsday up to his feet and gives him a big double-arm DDT as the ref turns to survey the situation. All he sees is the big DDT.)

 JLB: This isn't good for Doomsday......

SSC: The ref is in position, pin.........1.........2.........3!!! It's over before it started!!!

 MM: Your winner via pinfall at 00:08, FUKUUSHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

 (Fukuushu rolls out of the ring to get the object he threw out and it's an electric shaver!! He removes the bandana from Doomsday's head to reveal........a bald head!!!!)

 JLB: Doomsday got rid of the hair himself!! What a great move!!!

 (Fukuushu is now irate and pummeling Doomsday until blood begins to run from a cut on his head from the electric shaver. He throws the shaver out of the ring in disgust and leaves.) SSC: He was none to happy to find that hair already gone.

JLB: Yeah, you've to give credit to anyone who coaxes someone into putting up their mask for basically no return or gain. I like that Doomsday.

SSC: I'm sure he can now sleep easy at night, just because you said that.

JLB: What do you mean by that?

SSC: Up next we've got an interview with a relatively new man in the SEWF, Rattlesnake. He's standing by with Matt Hammer.

JLB: Well, what do ya mean by it?

(At an SEWF interview station Matt Hammer is awaiting the arrival of a true Superstar a man that has many a match's and it seem that the more he wrestles the more people interfere in his match's....The roar of a Harley Davidson is heard outside the Arena and that means only one thing, that means that The Rattle Snake is here and ready to talk the talk about him being able to walk the walk....Lets go down to the arena floor and listen in to Matt Hammer talking to The Rattle Snake....)

MH: Welcome ladies and Gents to this impromptu interview with a man just simply known as the Rattle Snake, a man that is a mystery to all...Today we will attempt to dig into his past and what he wants for his future...Welcome Rattle Snake to Lets rap with the Wrestlers....First Question What is it you want to acchive from being in the SEWF???

RS: Thanks for having me Matt first off,and what I want from being in the SEWF is simple, I want to know that when I retire from the fed that people will always remember me as being SIMPLY the BEST, I want to go down in the history books of the SEWF as one of the toughest SOB's that every get into a wrestling ring and , one of the best Champions that walked the face of the earth...

RS: Rattle Snake we were told you sent a letter to LL asking him to team up with you and win the tag team championship and you would assure him you would do your part to help win the title is that true???

RS: YES, that is very true. I read somewhere that LL was down and I feel even though I am not a member of any stable that I have alot to offer anyone that will Tag up with me...I have watched LL since I have come to the SEWF and feel he is a man that puts out 110% all the time and I think that a team of LL and the Rattle Snake would be unstoppiable...In other words LL lets get together and go out there and whip azz and take names and we really don't have to worry about what their names are...

MH: Rattle Snake, is there anything else you would like to talk about in this short time we have in this interview???

RS: Yes there is and that is Mike Manson so far we are 1 and 1 and I want a match where there is two stips plain and simple. One, Pyro will be handcuffed to my trainer Gate Keeper and that way I know he will not be able to interfer, and TWO, the loser of the match is fines $5000. that will be given to the charity of the winners choice...Manson do you have the ballz to step back into that ring one more time with The Rattle Snake????

MH: Well ladies and gents that is it that is all the time we have and we really did not get into the Rattle Snake's past, but maybe next time we will , so this is Matt Hammer and we thank The Rattle Snake for his time, take it Steve.

SSC: Thanx Matt, it seems Rattlesnake has laid down the challenge for Manson to face him just one more time while Pyro remains a tad bit occupied.

JLB: Yeah, I think it's a great idea to keep Pyro out of the way, who knows what kinda fight Pyro and Gate Keeper could get into. It might be interesting.

SSC: To say the least. Up next is a semi-final match in the tag team tourney in which the winner will go on to face the New Linewalkers, Kain and Ward.

JLB: While the Extremits are obviously a quite established due, Bomber and Chapel, who were basically thrown together, also look quite cohesive. This could be a great match.

SSC: Well, only time and Mark Morris will be able to tell us, take it away Mark.

TAG TOURNEY ACTION
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 "Wildcard" Devon Chapel/Billy "Bomber" Thompson vs. American Extremists

MM: First out in this tag team contest set for one fall is a team unified for their cause and unified to worship a cooler as well. They take their hilarious on camera antics and convert them to solid in ring ability. They make up the AMERICAN EXTREMISTS, here are WAY-2-MUCH AND COLD-6-PAAAAAAAACKIE!!!!!

 (..."Where are the Lesbians" comes up over the Shawplex, as the greatest thing since chocolate milk, the American Extremists, hit the arena...the fans are shitting a pink bean over them...they make their ways down to the ring, as they jump all around, have fun, and what have you...)

 MM: Next out will be a team just recently united but have come together in cohesiveness to pursue a common goal, SEWF gold. They look to set their team in confidence and ability here tonight against a polished opponent. Here they are, BILLY THOMPSON AND DEVON CHAAAAAAAAPEL!!!!!!

 (...then, "Semi-Charmed Life" begins to play, as Samantha, the Khikago Killer, and then Billy "The Bomber" Thompson all come out, making their way to ringside, awaiting his partner, as Samantah and Killer stay outside...."Cult of Personality" starts to play, as the fans laugh their asses off, but then Devon Chapel makes his way out, and they start to cheer...he is looking a bit more positive these days, as he makes his way out, shaking hands with Billy as he enters the ring...the ref calls for the bell, and we're off...Way and Billy choose to start it off...they circle each other, then hook up, Billy getting arm drag take downed by Way, as 2 Much springs up, making a goofy face towards Billy, making Thompson loose his temper and rush in on him.)

 JLB: Probably not a good idea to start taunting Thompson.

 (...but Way just sidesteps, letting Billy run right into the turnbuckle, face first...he goes behind and rolls Thompson up, but only a two...Thompson jumps right up, charging again, but Way moves again, as Thompson stops short after, waiting for Way to turn around...Cold warns Way from behind, as the two men tag, and as Billy comes rushing in on Way, Cold jumps over the top rope, and executes a dropkick, sending Billy down again...after that, Thompson has had enough, and starts to leave the ring...Devon, Samantha, and the Killer go after him, trying to convince him to stay...)

 SSC: Where does he think he's going?

JLB: I don't know, but they're certainly going after him.

 (...Way and Cold go over the guard rails, and follow Billy and Devon down the aisleway...they get to the mid center of the aisleway, and jump up onto the guard rail, as Devon turns to see Way, he leans back, edging towards Cold...and as Billy turns and sees Cold, he edges back towards Way...Billy and Devon think they have outsmarted the two men, but they only got closer to the other one, as the Extremists leap off, hitting a double squishy dropkick off the guard rail...the crowd erupts into laughter and applause...Way takes Billy back, and Cold takes Devon back, as they roll the "Bomber" back in, he finally tags in the "Wildcard", who gets unsuspectedly cheered on his appearance...he locks up with Cold, getting the upper advantage with an arm bar, that twists Cold, flipping him onto the mat...Cold gets back up, as Devon ends up whipping him in...he misses a left handed clothesline attempt, but catches a cross body blocking Cold on the way back, and hits a beautiful fallaway slam...he covers, but Way is in to stop the count...at this point, JP Blood and Dynamite Dave Shaw have made their way out to ringside, standing firmly outside, watching both tag teams, keeping a firmer eye on the "Wildcard"...)

 SSC: What could be their motivation to be out here?

JLB: I don't know, but they've sure taken an interest in Chapel.

 (...Devon, yelling at the two to leave him and the match alone, brings Cold back to his corner, tagging in Billy, who takes Cold to the top, ready for his "Downtown Bomb" obviously...Billy has him up, as Way comes in, getting the ref's attention, as Devon goes over to help the cause...Cold ends up back body dropping Billy off the top rope, sending him down with a "THUD" unmatched in sound...Cold then goes for a moonsault, but while the ref's back is turned, Samantha climbs the apron, and nails Cold with her shoe, knocking him off, and sending him down...Cold lands funky on his neck, as Devon turns, rolling Billy out of the ring, and then applying the "Trump", his version if Dragon Sleeper/chicken wing maneuver...the ref turns around, and sees Cold tapping away at the mat, as the bell is rung immediately...JP Blood and DDS look at each other, smile a brief smile, then leave...)

 JLB: They sure seemed happy about something.

 MM: Your winners via pinfall at 18:33, DEVON CHAPEL AND BILLY BOOOOOMBER!!!!!

 SSC: It seems Kain and Ward can now prepare for the specifics of Thompson and Chapel after a great match. One has to wonder whether that match may have taken enough juice out of Chapel and Bomber's tank to prevent them being top notch later on tonight as they go after the titles.

JLB: Well, undoubtedly they'll be slowed down, it's just a question of how much. At very far below 100 percent, Chapel and Bomber will have a tough time beating a fresh Kain and Ward team.

SSC: That will be coming your way later on tonight, but first that ever working Matt Hammer has Luscious Luciano down on the Hammerlock set this week.

JLB: It will be interesting as to how LL addresses all that's gone on with him and VP Havok the past couple weeks. SSC: Take it away Matt!
HAMMERLOCK
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 Luscious Luciano reflects on the recent events
MH: Tonight I look to interview the first second time Hammerlock gues after the controversy that has surrounded him the past week. Here he is, Luscious Luciano!

 (Sabotage opens up over the PA at full volume. The fans almost completely drown it out as Luscious Luciano, decked out in a shining silver suit, steps out on the entrance way. He gives a quick Jason Lee impression and shoots a finger gun at Matt Hammer, which Hammer acknowledges with a wave. LL waves to the fans and then swaggers down towards the set of Hammerlock. The two shake hands and exchange some private words before taking their seats)

Matt Hammer: Well Luscious, thank you for joining us once again on Hammerlock.

LL: Matt, the pleasure is all mine. After all, it's live Television. Whenever you get a chance like this you don't pass on it, no matter how busy you are.

MH: You have been quite busy as of late.

LL: Well, it's the life. You live it, you make of it what you will.

MH: Some Zen like advice. Luscious I've got a million questions to ask you about your state of affairs with the SEWF's VP Davey Havok, or "Most Exalted One" as I hear he prefers around the office. I've also got to ask you what you made of FBK's appearance at the end of last week's EoA and the entire East situation in general but you asked me personally, backstage just a few minutes before air, to save those questions until the end of the interview. Why?

LL: It's like this Matt, I see a lot of things that need to be taken care of. People need to be set straight about matters concerning the SEWF INSIDE the ring. First and foremost we need to talk about the people getting in the ring for the SEWF within the SEWF. My comments on front office procedure and the budding "war" can wait until I've cleaned the house up a bit. The emphasis needs to be on the here and now of wrestling.

MH: Understandable. You've also crushed my hopes by not assenting to word association.

LL: Nope, you'll get the whole ball of wax from me.

MH: Fair enough. You've stayed awfully quiet on the subject of Rick Taylor. When he came in everyone recognized him in short order.

LL: Oh, I recognized the man had talent. There's no doubt. He has the personality to be a champion. Apparently he also has the financial backing. What he has that works against him in my opinion was that awkwardness of calling me...I think it was...Lucy Anna?

MH: That's what I have here.

LL: At any rate, the man came in and told us we should respect him and then instantly he comes out with all the neat nicknames for everybody. Some of those guys took the bait and took the insult like he actually had a clue. He didn't. The man won a television title by getting other people out of their games. Mike Masters could have wiped him out, Devon Chapel could have taken him six ways to Sunday, but they were all a little off. I'll give him props, it was a decent move, but those kind of things just don't get a rise out of me anymore, personally. But hey, how much shit can you give a guy who is already a singles champion?

MH: You mentioned Mike Masters and Devon Chapel there. What's the connection between you and Masters?

LL: Back when El Dorado and I were still coming up through the alliance system, we ran into a guy by the name of The Artist Mike Masters. Now this guy was one straight up genius level man. His game had more facets than anyone I had seen up to that point. He could enrage a guy, give the man all the time in the world to get boiled into a frenzy and then the night of the match...boom...he would beat him in record time. Hell, Mike would practically tell the guy what he was going to do to him, which arm he was going to cripple, the whole nine yards. Like a modern day Ali. His technical skills are incredible and I've seen him take so much punishment and still pull out the win that I know he is no prettyboy playing at being a wrestler.

MH: How so?

LL: Well, next time you talk to him, have him show you that 3 inch scar right behind his ear. He got that wrestling in a match for the IC title or the US belt equivalent. He took a spill from a lariat. Off the apron, just clearing the guardrail and smacked his head off of a chair. Back in Hardknocks we worked with the barrier a lot closer to the ring so it's not impossible to actually have that happen, it's just unfortunate. So Mike is bleeding like Abdullah the Butcher just stuck a fork in his head and he still manages to crawl back into the ring, and sneak in a submission sleeper to secure the win and the belt.

MH: Wow, that is pretty impressive.

LL: That's not the best part. After the match he had his assistant bring a blank canvas to the ring. He did a Roarshach blot with his head on the canvas! I heard it got a great price at Sotherbys. That just shows that the guy is a great showman. What Mike needs is a bit of an edge right now. Working in the SEWF with us is sure to give it to him in short order. He's spectacular.

MH: What of Devon Chapel?

LL: Hey, this ground has been covered over and over. He stepped forward to be one of Ray's lumberjacks, he's been nothing but a class act to me since his return. I was looking for a major problem when he returned...a major problem. But, people change in ways we can't imagine. I mean I can appreciate it even more because look at how I was when I first came to the SEWF. Hardly the person that is sitting across from you right now. We've both come a long way.

MH: You spoke of the Lumberjack matchup between Ray Hagan and Johnny Lords for the title. That ended inconclusively with you taking a dive through a table for crying out loud! If you can't get a decision with lumberjack stips, how can you hope to ever get a positive finish?

LL: Well aside from making it non-title, I don't think there is a way. I fully expect that the Gate will do whatever it needs to in order to protect the belt. The key is holding them off long enough for somebody to get the job done. It didn't happen in the lumberjack match, but then again I was locked up twenty feet in the air. I won't be locked up when the tag team match rolls around tonight. I'll be right there in the thick, where I have to be.

MH: Well, good luck with that later on tonight, it won't be easy.

LL: Nothing worth having ever is.

MH: Let's talk about some more of the new talent around the league.

LL: All right Matt, I'll play a little "extended" word association.

MH: Ok, what about Fuukushu?

LL: For on thing I think the little name crack has about run its course. Anyway, the people who say it just sound like Damn idiots anyway since it's pronounced Foo Koo Shoo. See, in Japanese, all syllables are given equal meter.

MH: How does a New Yourk dock kid know that????

LL: Well, when you're touring you pick up a few things. Fuukushu also helped us out with the Lumberjack match so if I can ever return the favor in some way he's got it...say by helping out with Doomsday?

MH: What about Doomsday? A lot of people say he walked away unscathed after he turned his back on Don Marvin.

LL: Well, people can say what they want Matt but the fact is we just haven't had the time to get something worthwhile put together. Doomsday is always like, "Hulk Smash", "Hulk is the strongest one there is". Trust me pal, if I wanted to hear that superhero garbage I would go ask my little nephew Michael to let me borrow some of his comic books. Let's not forget that I beat Doomsday with little trouble right after he "joined" the New Blood. I knew at that point he didn't have what it took. I just hoped he would come around and sharpen up. He didn't, he hasn't, sooooo good riddance. New talent was the prompt Matt, let's not rehash too much old business.

MH: Ok, what about Henry Tucker?

LL: You know, I've gotta respect the guy. He goes out and does things with his body that personally, I know would probably end my career in short order. I can take pretty much whatever people can dish out in the course of a match. Whether it's a straight up match or one that get's a little bit carried away I can take it. But Christ, barbwire, glass bottles, baseball bats, flaming rings? It just doesn't stop. It takes a special kind of mindset to handle that day in and day out and I don't mind saying that I don't have that. I'm not saying I couldn't beat him, but it sure as hell would never be on his turf, that would just be plain stupid on my part. I'm no Beowulf and I don't go into people's lair of expertise.

MH: And an old team made new again? What about the Youngbloods?

LL: Only time will tell with that crew. DDS has turned nothing into gold in the past. Will he do it again? It all depends on what his boys are willing to invest. It's going to come down to commitment with them because they've already mad an enemy with Tommy Kain and that's one man you don't want to get on the wrong side of. Do you think he still takes that Dr. Suave thing a little hard?

MH: Well...Yes obviously.

LL: Tommy, it happened just like I said, you did all the work and they took all the credit. Now you got the chance to go for some payback.

MH: Ok, now what about the tag titles? Everybody wants to know why you just didn't pick up a new partner and go back after it again?

LL: I've had several offers come to me, and let me just reply to them all right here. Guys, I appreciate the offers, but to say it wouldn't be the same would be the understatement of the year. El Dorado and I were a team, are a team, and will be the only permanent team I'll ever be involved in. Like we liked to say, "Two champions who were true champions". I didn't quit, I got off that elevator on the top floor. We were never beaten, the titles were taken, not lost. I wish the new vcitors nothing but the best with the belt and the future. My pick? Chapel and Thompson, hands down.

MH: All right Luscious I've got to ask, Davey Havok?

LL: Davey Havok is the enfant terrible of this organization. He's got the power, he's got the contracts, and he's got the contacts. He took the tag titles from us, I've taken my lumps from his squad, my friends have taken lumps from his squad. Well Mr. Havok, after that last little trick with the cage I've got no more mercy left in me for you. You push and you push and you try to manipulate me? I didn't get here by playing the lttle wooden boy that was ALMOST human. I'm no fucking puppet, I cut my strings a long time ago, and until I feel like you've learned what I'm all about, my opponents are going to have to pay for it. Sorry boys, but you can send the complaints about me to the front office.

MH: Now LL, you've been here longer than most. What do you, as a veteran of the SEWF have to say about the EWWF East? What are your thoughts here?

LL: Well Matt, I can trace the root of my decision here tonight all the way back to when I was first looking to move out of the HardKnocks. I looked and there was the East and there was the SEWF. The East, hardcore, violent, insane. The SEWF, classic, tactical, wrestling. I came here because I wanted to make a name for myself that would last. A name that went beyond the trivial distinction of being "hardcore". You see those guys that take bumps off the overpass or get their heads shut in car trunks? No, because they don't last. I didn't want to be remembered as the guy who fell twenty feet from the cage. I want to be the guy who took the best two out of three falls and then is just absolutely spent at the end. I wanted to be a wrestler, I don't want to ever be an attraction. "Watch how I creatively kill myself tonight kids!" That's not me, that's stupid. I came to the SEWF and I've accomplished what I wanted the most. To gain some measure of respect from every man I ever stepped in the ring with and even those that I haven't had the chance to lock up yet. I want that so bad I can taste it, I'll do anything for it. Anything but become an attraction. To the East it's all about the show, and what will shock people most. Hey, I'm all for shocking people but I choose to do with skill, style, and a hell of a lot more intelligence. So here's what I listen to around the lockeroom, here's what I see on TV 24-7 since FBK or [ FULL BLOODED KILLER ] decided to show up. Hit it.

(Images come up on the large video wall, images of SEWF superstars all screaming for war and reprisals. Dan Debacle getting his ass canned, more cries for war. Finally Johnny Lords suggesting that he should facedown with FBK)

LL: Shut it off. So everybody wants to go to war? (the crowd roars) Is that everybody?!?! (the roar intensifies)

LL: Fine, I'll go to war with the king of Canned Ham the EWWF EAST. I'll go out there and put my ass right in the front of the line. The only thing I have to ask of the guys in the back is whether or not you're really going to do this. Everybody has to look at what they've got and decide if it's enough. If it's not, don't make the mistake of running your mouth and not showing up when it's money time. I'll wipe my calendar (he loosens his tie and pulls off his jacket) but if anybody back there makes the mistake of committing and then not delivering...well, then I might have a few things to say to them and then a few more to do to them but whether it's me, or whether it's any one of you...You bring it all or you get the hell out!

(Crowd explodes into a thunderous roar, the camera begins to bounce)

LL: Because...because in the SEWF we don't have the time...the patience....or the need to put up with second rate pieces of shit. So all of you just remember that while you're out waving the war flags! Cause if I'm there, we're going all the f(beep)ing WAY!

(LL Throws pulls off the mic and tosses it to the ground)

LL: (Screaming) Matt, it's been a real pleasure but I've got a title to win!

MH: Thank you Mr. Luciano, back to you Steve, and join us next week on Hammerlock!

SSC: Some more interesting comments produced by Hammerlock and quite an enthralling interview overall I might add. JLB: Yeah, I think at the end there that Luciano had the crowd eating out of his hand. He's quite a master of the word. SSC: That he is, and one of his topics is about to take center stage in the ring up next. Ricky Taylor will defend the title against Don Marvin, who's basically just come off a US title reign that was quite successful. JLB: Yes, it will be interesting to see if Marvin can rebound with a big TV title win. SSC: Time will tell, take it Mark Morris.
TV TITLE ACTION
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 "Love King" Ricky Taylor (c) vs. Don Marvin
MM: This next match is set for 1 fall with a 30 minute time limit. It is for the SEWF Television Title. The first man out will be them an trying to steal the title away and get back to the familiarity of having a nice gold belt around his waist. Already in the ring the challenger and member of the New Blood..........DOOOOOOOOON MAAAAARVIIIIIIIIN!!!!

 ("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top blasts over the PA system as Don Marvin comes through the curtain. He comes to the ring with a quite determined look on his face. He slips in between the ropes and mounts a turnbuckle to receive deafening cheers.)

MM: Out next in this match will be the champion himself. While his title reign is still in its infancy he has still proved himself worthy of the strap he wears. His test comes tonight against a former US champ looking to take back a taste of that gold, here is "THE LOVE KING" RICKY TAAAAAAAAAYLOR!!!!!!!

(Taylor climbs into the ring and removes his ring robe. Don Marvin comes from behind and tries to take the upper hand.........Don is laying into him with rights and lefts.......He whips Taylor into the corner and follows in but Taylor moves out of the way...........Taylor kicks Don in the gut and nails him with a right hand of his own and then a left and another right knocking Don right on his rear end.......Don rolls out of the ring and TLK follows.......TLK chases Don around the outside and then Don slips back in the ring.......TLK tries to get back in but Don catches him with a double ax handle to the shoulder..........Don picks him up and body slams him.)

JLB: That was sneaky strategy right there by Don to gain the upper hand.

SSC: Sneaky but effective.

(Don stomps on TLK a few times as Taylor tries to get back to his feet..........Don picks him up and sends him to the ropes with an Irish whip.......Don misses a clothesline and Taylor comes back with a dropkick sending Don to the mat.......Don scrambles back to his feet and gets caught by another dropkick........Taylor is regaining momentum now..........Don gets up again and this time Taylor goes for a clothesline but Don ducks and Taylor goes up and over the top rope to the floor! Don rolls out to the floor and grabs a TV cable he wraps it around Taylor's throat and is choking the life out of TLK. WE HAVE MOVEMENT IN THE ENTRANCE WAY! It is The Man in Black, he is carrying a sign that says "THE LOVE KINGS MY DAD!".....wtf? Don is still choking the life out of Taylor with the TV cable...Backlund is distracting the ref wait a second The man in black just nailed Don Marvin with the sign knocking him out!!!!)

SSC: That must be one helluva sign.

JLB: From here it kinda looks as if it's made like a stop sign almost.

(TLK is trying to regain air as the ref initiates a 10 count..........1.............2............3..............4 we have movement from Taylor trying to get up...............5.................6 Taylor is up and is trying to pull Don up now.............7...............8.............9 Taylor rolls Don in and follows...........Taylor picks Marvin up and sends him into the ropes..........he catches Don coming off and spikes him head first with the Forget Me Not Drop......Taylor's version of a tombstone piledriver!!!! TLK grabs Don's legs and is trying to roll him over for the Heart Throb!!! Don is fighting it...........Taylor almost has him over............Don can't fight in anymore and rolls............DON IS IN OBVIOUS PAIN AND STARTS TAPPING OUT!!!! The Love King has retained the TV Title!!!!)

MM: The winner of this bout via pinfall at 7:11 and still SEWF Television Champion.....THE LOVE KING RICKY TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!

SSC: Another great match from Taylor, he's truly hitting it on all cylinders here in the SEWF.

JLB: Yes, Marvin is no push over and Taylor took care of him in a relatively short amount of time. Props to him of course.

SSC: As we change gears from action to interviews, the Youngbloods are due up next as soon as we can clear the ring. JLB: It'll be interesting what Dave and JP have to say, possibly a new recruit? SSC: Who knows? Let's let them figure it out for us, take it away Matt Hammer!
THE YOUNGBLOODS SPEAK OUT ONCE MORE
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(Camera cuts to Matt Hammer standing in the center of the ring in that familiar position with a mike in hand, ready to talk.)

MH: Tonight, I'm back in the ring to welcome in the newly reformed Youngbloods. Here are Dynamite Dave Shaw and JP Blood!

(From the entry emerge both DDS and JP as "Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes trumpets from the Shawplex sound system.They are both all smiles and slap a few hands on the way to the ring. The trot there and walk up the ring steps to approach Matt Hammer in the ring.)

MH: Welcome men back to the Mothership. You asked for this interview, what's the deal?

DDS: Well Matt, ya see things are quite simple here in the SEWF. You win, you get respect, you lose, you don't and that's usually how it works. One exception is the man standing beside me. This man has won everything there is to win save the SEWF World Title and yet he and the Youngbloods as a whole don't get the repect they both deserve. The man beside me is on a conquest for that World title and will stop at nothing to get there. Tell them about your first stepping stone JP.

JP: It happens to be one Tommy Kain. Hey, Tommy, my destiny is the World title and you're just a speed bump along the way. You chose to stick yourself in the business of the man behind me and, in turn, disrupted my affairs. No one insults this man or gets to him as you would like to without going through me first. One week, Tommy, you prepare yourself for a JP Blood trademark. You, me, a steel cage, and some weapons of our own design. You got the balls?

MH: The challenge has been laid out, do you have anything more for us gentlemen?

DDS: Actually, Matt, yes we do. The Youngbloods will have a big night one week from tonight. My friend will take out Tommy Kain in an almost effortless performance and our ranks grow one stronger.

MH: You mean to tell me the Youngbloods have recruited someone else?

DDS: That's right, Matt, and he's no stranger ot the SEWF, even if he you don't see him around you now. He's taken his talents elsewhere to find his fortune and has done quite well for himself. However, when I called him up and told him what JP and I were trying to do, he was all for it. You will see him one week from tonight on this very program, so SEWF, be prepared.

(DDS and JP exit the ring and slap hands to the back.)

MH: There ya have it folks, a challenge and a promise of a new Youngblood from Dave and JP tonight. Back to you Steve.

SSC: Well, the Youngbloods never cease to surprise. Another man will join their ranks next week and it's a man from the SEWF's past. Now the guessing game begins anew.

JLB: Yeah, names like Dirk Ryan and even our commentator down below, Christian Alicea, circulated to be proved false. I'd hesitate to guess just yet.

SSC: Ok, folks, we've gotten right down to it here in the clash for the tag team titles, this tournament has delivered more than it's fair share of surprises so far and hopefully the conclusion will be no different.

JLB: C'mon Steve, whose it gonna be? You've never been wrong in this kinda situation. I've still got time to head to the bookie window if you fess up now!

SSC: Geez James, I'm hardly perfect....

JLB: Spill it Chen! You want my kids to go to school don't you?!?!

SSC: All right, all right, cripes you're really putting me on the spot here. uh...

JLB: C'mon, Cmon...time's slipping away!!!

SSC: Allright, I'm picking Ward and Kain!

JLB: Thanks Stevie, you're a life saver!

 (With that, Braddock launches out of his chair and heads off in search of GASP easy money!)

 SSC: Well looks like I'll be alone, at least in the early going of this one.
TAG TITLES DECIDED
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 Tommy Kain/Jay Ward vs. "Wildcard" Devon Chapel/Billy "Bomber" Thompson
MM: First out in this tag team contest set for one fall is a team still fresh and ready to take home the titles. They go up against a tried and tired team here tonight but look for a struggle nonetheless. Making their way to the ring, the team of "Flamethrower" Jay Ward and "Troublemaker" Tommy Kain, The NEW LINEWALKERS!!!

 (With that, The New Linewalkers begin their march to the ring. Kain and Ward look good, talking to each other and keeping their eyes on the ring and the gold that waits at ringside)

 SSC: I've got to hand it to Ward and Kain, they've really gelled since the start of this thing and with Rapid Fire back in the fold, sober at that, we could be looking at a whole new ballgame in the stable scene.

 (Ward and Kain hit the ring to the cheers of the fans and begin to loosen up)

 SSC: However, the team that opposes them has simply been tossed together and worked out well enough to get them to the final. Not exactly buddies for life or any of that garbage, they're just here to get the job done and take some glory.

 MM: Next out will be a team that has already one through one test to get to this point here tonight and look to take the momentum and apply to the match at hand. While they were thrown together relatively suddenly, they've demonstrated cohesiveness thorughout this tourney. Now the opponents making their way to the ring, "The Wildcard" Devon Chapel and "The Bomber" Billy Thompson!!!

 (The crowd cheers the Odd couple of the SEWF out to the ring as they slap a couple hands and wear some evidence of battle eariler tonight. They look ready to go for the next match The bell rings and it looks like we'll be starting with Kain and Chapel. The two circle, coming up with a collar and elbow. Chapel starts to overwhelm Kain with the strength advantage. Kain gets smart and goes into a drop toe hold. Now he tries to scramble into an ankle lock but Chapel kicks free and gets to the ropes. He stands up and throws his hair back, looking around to the crowd, Kain motions him back on and they sweep into each other and lock up once again. Kain tries for a waist lock, but Chapel counters with a go behind OHHHH, out of nowhere, Chapel hits a hellish release German and Kain literally goes head over heels, lots of driect neck impact there. Chapel whirls around to look a his handiwork and discovers that Kain might actually be out!!! Chapel shoots in for a cover 1 tw, NO, Ward in to break it up! Man, I'm worried, Kain might be in some serious trouble here early on!)

 JLB: Hey, did I miss anything?!?!

SSC: Kain is going to need a new hat size!

JLB: Perfect!

SSC: whah?

JLB: Let's just call the match shall we?

(Tommy is struggling into the ropes, clutching his neck, but Chapel is right there on him, whips him over with a snapmare, now a rolling snapmare! Chapel has definitely singled out the neck here tonight. Chapel makes the tag to Billy Thompson who comes in with a series of boots to the midsection as Chapel holds the ribs exposed. Now Billy goes to work, He locks Kain into it and hits a brainbuster, adding injury to well...injury. quick cover, only a two with Tommy kicking out of his own accord that time. He's showing the guts here so far but it won't carry him long with two sharks like Chapel and Thompson trwoling the waters. Thompson is setting Kain up for a DDT but Tommy is too close to the ropes, he reaches out and holds fast. Now he fires a right into the midsection of Billy and another, his grip is weakening, but here comes Chapel with a nasty kick to the ribs of Kain, allowing Thompson to keep the head locked up. Thompson swats the hand of Kain off the rope and shoves him back into the corner, going to work with rights and lefts. Ward is trying to plead his case here but quickly realizes it's no good. )

 JLB: Well I'll be...Look who it is coming out to dinner!

(Back at the entrance ramp, the fans have begun to slowly ripple their looks back towards the tow figures. Dynamite David Shaw and J.P. Blood have made their way out of the back and are walking down to ringside. Shaw and Blood exchange a few words and proceed to look at the tag belts on display and set themselves up to watch the match from within the ring barrier.)

 SSC: Well, at least Kain hasn't seen them yet. This could get out of hand in a real hurry if the old Autumn Guard problem rears it's head again.

JLB: Hah, the only thing Kain is seeing right now is stars and the business end of Billy Thompson's boots!

(Thompson pulls Kain out of the corner and sends him into the ropes! It looks like he's going for a spinebuster...No, Kain turned it into a spinning DDT!!!! What a great move! Kain looks to be about ready to cause some serious trouble here. Kain sends himself into the ropes looking for something big here! OH, good lord no, he's caught sight of DDS!!! Shaw backs up away from the ring as Blood does! Are they trying to lure him out? They've moved away, but Jay Ward is right there to make sure Kain doesn't go out. FROM BEHIND, TOMMY KAIN GET'S ROLLED UP BY THOMPSON! WAIT, KAIN MADE THE TAG ON THE WAY DOWN! THOMPSON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THERE'S NO COUNT!!! WARD IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLES. THOMPSON FINALLY GIVES UP ON THE COVER AND STANDS FACING THE REF, AWAY FROM THE CORNER! WARD LAUNCHES...CHAPEL IS SCREAMING..THOMPSON TURNS JUST IN TIME FOR WARD TO CATCH HIS HEAD UNDER HIS ARM AND DELIVER A THUNDEROUS DDT THAT BOUNCES THE BOMBER A FOOT OFF THE CANVAS! WHAT IMPACT!!! NOW WARD WITH THE COVER...1.2.3 NOOOOO! CHAPEL JUST MADE THE DIVING SAVE. WARD AND CHAPEL BEGIN TO BRAWL WITH CHAPEL GETTING A SLIGHT EDGE...)

JLB: And they're really going at it folks!!!!!!

(DDS and Blood seem rather amused and have taken up a slightly better position closer to the tag titles. Tommy Kain staggers to his feet and looks at the totally out form of the Bomber. He hoists him up into the nearest buckle and sits him on the top facing into the ring. Kain climbs under and gets him on his shoulders...TOP ROPE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER BOMB! What a huge move, Thompson got inverted and came down right on his head. Kain isn't the legal man, he can't make the cover!!! He sees Shaw, he sees Chapel and Ward. He could probably get one or the other.)

SSC: Kain makes his choice!!! He dives through the middle rope with a tope that nearly kills him!

(He gets Chapel square in the numbers and Ward makes a play for the ring, rolling under the bottom rope! Chapel begins to really put it to Kain who is paying the price on the outside, into the guard rail! Oh look out! Ward now, covers Thompson! 1...2...thr......Sweet Christmas!!!! Thompson somehow kicked out!)

JLB: He had some time to recover, but that kick out was really weak!

(Chapel still trying to free himself of Kain who is hanging in for dear life and taking a huge beating from Devon on the outside! The Troublemaker sure stepped in a pile of it when he stepped up to Devon! Ward is trying to come up with something to put Thompson away. He's got an idea, hooks the leg, FALCON ARROW!!!!! OH, skull crush! He makes the cover...1...2...3!!!!!!!

SSC: We have new champions, we have new champions!!!!

JLB: Damn it, Damn it, Damn it!!!

SSC: What, I was right! You won!!

JLB: NO!!! I bet against you!!!!!!! Arghh, it's not fair!!!!!!!

 MM: Your winners via pinfall at 20:01, and NEW SEWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPS, TOMMY KAIN AND JAY WAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!

 SSC: What a great match, Tommy Kain and Jay Ward have got to be satisfied with such a great win over two quite game fighrers. Those titles just got some worthy owners.

JLB: And how about Ward being tag champ once more, and with another different partner to boot! That borders on amazing.

SSC: Another amazing feet is about to take place in our main event, with no loss for anticipation either. Hagan has been going after the world title for some time and has again gotten a shot at it. Let's hope it doesn't break down as the Lumberjack match did.

JLB: Yeah, I think the tag match was made to more or less keep things on the up and up. At least Hagan isn't alone in there prone to an easy attack, LL at the very least is watching his back. Let's hope we get a nice clean pin in this one.

SSC: Well, as we always say, time will be the judge. Take it away Mark Morris.

 (The fans are waiting anxiously for the next match to start when suddenly "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blast throughout the arena. The fans begin muttering, not quite sure who is about to come out. Wayne Rothschild steps out of the entranceway and begins walking towards the ring. He is wearing street clothes, being that he is not scheduled to wrestle tonight and his shoulder length black hair is tied back in a ponytail. Wayne continues walking towards the ring, slapping hands with the fans that are familiar with the EWA North American champion. He climbs into the ring and calls for a microphone.)

Wayne Rothschild: I'm not here to take up a lot of your time. I know you all want to get to the next match, so I'll make this quick. For those of you that tuned in to EoA last Tuesday, you saw that my debut was slightly marred by some little, nosey, weasel. My partner, the masked man and I had that tag match in hand and I was about to hit the Train Wreck, when out came the "Little Puke" Luke Harding.

Harding, you stuck your nose somewhere it had no business being and you cost my partner and me the match and our chance at the tag team title. Now that didn't sit too well with my partner and it damn sure didn't sit well with me. Not only did you cause us to lose our match, but you had the balls to start talking smack about me. You got what you deserved that night, but that ain't even close to what's coming.

I know you're in the building, so why don't you bring yourself out here. That's right, I'm calling your little ass out. We can do this the easy way right now or you can be a little bitch. I suggest you take the easy way or you better be prepared to spend the rest of your days in hiding and in that case you better have eyes in the back of your f(beep)ing head because your ass is mine.

(Wayne rips off his shirt and starts pacing around the ring, every so often yelling for Harding to come out. Suddenly, the entryway lights up and a blur comes running to the ring. Obviously, it is Harding. He and the Train go nose to nose yelling out obscenities and such. The arena lights suddenly go dim. Spotlights begin sweeping throughout the arena, and the first ripping guitar chords of a familiar song are heard. It's Iron Man by Black Sabbath!!!! The fireworks start then, lighting practically the entire arena. Then, the crowd goes absolutely WILD as they catch the first glimpse in almost six month of "IRON MAN" STEVE DAYE!!! Not much has changed about this man since the last time we saw him. He still stands at the intimidating 6' 8" and if anything, has added a little more mass than he had before. As Daye walks down the eisle, he points to the shirt that he wears. It's an old, DECWF tee shirt, depicting such talents as Cory Wolfe, Killer Christian Holmes and of course, Luke Harding. Daye is also carrying a red and black dufflebag which is slung over his right shoulder. He walks, with purpose to the ring, and finally reaches it. Much to the delight of the fans, rather than walking up the steps, he simply steps up onto the ring apron, and steps over the top rope. Once in the ring, he raises his arms as the fans continue to cheer. Daye regards the two men in the ring, and takes a position at the side of Luke Harding. Harding looks over to Daye, and a smile crosses his lips. he turns back to address Rothschild, but at that moment, Daye opens the dufflebag. He pulls out something round and white, and CLOCKS Harding with it!!! The item shatters and pieces of it go flying everywhere as Harding collapses to the mat. Someone in the first row just screamed something about a human skull. Daye looks down to Harding and kneels down next to the fallen man. He reaches with his left hand and takes the microphone. Standing back up, Daye regards Rothschild. He raises the mic to his lips and speaks.)

IM: Wayne Rothschild, I know that you have issues with this man, but what I have to say right now cannot possibly wait. Don't worry, I'll leave a piece this walking garbage for you!

(Wayne thinks it over for a moment, and we can tell from his demeanor that he is just as curious as everyone else. He wants to hear what the returning Iron Man has to say, so without saying another word, Rothschild leaves the ring and heads to the locker room. In the meantime, Daye has been pacing around the ring, looking down at Harding every now and then.)

IM: Well well well, look at what we have here. It's Lil' Buddy Luke Harding. Let me tell you something, Harding. If you can hear me right now, I want you to pay attention. Hardin, you made a very critical mistake at EoA. You started spouting off at the mouth about something that I thought I had killed! You started talking about the DECWF and how you wanted to form a group? A group made up of former DECWF wrestlers? Jeez man, didn't it cross your mind that we want NO association with that name? Did you ever stop to think that there was a reason that we killed that federation to begin with? It was a disgrace to the wrestling community! You know something? I would sooner stick myself in the eye a hundred times with a sharp stick, than associate myself with that name! As a matter of fact...

(With that, Daye grabs his tee shirt at the collar and with a sharp, ripping motion, he tears the offensive DECWF tee shirt from his body, proudly showing the new SEWF shirt underneath.)

IM: Harding, you can take your DECWF plans, and go STRAIGHT to hell with them. There will be NO formation of any group from that, extinct federation. I can assure you of that. But, if you do somehow find someone from that disgrace of a federation, to join your cause, I will be more than happy to take them out just like I did to you!

(Daye tosses the mic down on Harding's chest and leaves the ring to a wild frenzy of cheers from the crowd.)

SSC: I'm in shock! That's main event caliber stuff right there, the IRON MAN HAS COME HOME!!!! JLB: That's right and he's not too happy with Harding and his DECWF talk. What an entrance!!! SSC: And I thought we were going to the main event title match. I'm not sorry I was wrong! But this time, for real we're going to decide the heavyweight champion. Take it Mark!

MAIN EVENT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
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 Hellkid Johnny Lords/Luni vs. "Superstar" Ray Hagan/Luscious Luciano
MM: Welcome one and all to the main event of the evening. Tonight the struggle between New Blood and Heaven's Gate once again takes center stage in this tag team bout. First out tonight will be the team representing the New Blood. They have again and again proven themselves among the best in not only the SEWF, but indeed the industry of pro wrestling. One man earned this title shot through a grueling tournament and his partner is here to make sure he gets his due. Here they are, SUPERSTAR RAY HAGAN AND LUSCIOUS LUCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANO!!!!!!!

(The two New Blood members make their way out as the emerge from the massive SNM entryway to a deafening pop of pyro mixed with an equally loud response from the fans. The flash some trademark smiles up into the signs, even pointing a few times as they make their way to the ring. The two men jump into the ring and await their opponents.)

 MM: Next out will be the team of men made up of the very heart and soul of the Heaven's Gate. The man thath olds the title on the line tonight is proclaimed as a great champion, having beaten Killer Chrisitian Holmes, something few have been able to accomplish. His partner is the reigning SEWF United States Champion and looks to help keep the world title in the Heaven's Gate here tonight. Here they are, LUNI AND "HELLKID" JOHNNY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The lights in the Shawplex dim as the eerie sounds of the Heaven's Gate theme music fill the air. A few stray lighters ignite as the red spotlight shines on Lords and Luni exiting the SNM entryway. The keep their heads down and look up as the flames ignite behind them as the pyro guys get off on that kinda stuff. The walks slowly to the ring, Hellkid with his title, and Luni with his. Together they get into the ring and immediately run at the New Blood team, clotheslining them hard down to the mat.)

SSC: And this match is most definitely underway folks.

(The two men pick up Hagan and LL to whip them into opposite turnbuckles. Luni takes on LL in once corner and Hellkid pummels Hagan in another. The two Gate memebers mount the turnbuckles and begin to lay into the heads of the New Blood members asthe crowd begins to count along with the fists. They get up to 10 and the two men jump off and whip their partners cross ring only to get the whip reversed and crash into each other. The men men collide and fall to the ground. Hagan picks up Luni and throws him on the outside of the ring as LL gets out of the ring in his corner.)

JLB: The show down begins! Hagan and Hellkid in the middle of the ring!

(The two men circle each other a bit and finally lock up as Hagan just throws Hellkid back into the corner. He jumps back up and the two men lock up once more as Hagan pushes Hellkid back into the ropes. He separates a bit and gives Hellkid a nasty backhand slap. The crowd Whoooos in their typical Ric Flair tribute and Hagan whips Hellkid into the ropes and picks him up on the return trip only to set him down with a nasty atomic drop.)

JLB: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

SSC: That doesn't tickle folks, and I hope Hellkid is able to have children in the future.

(The atomic drop has sent Hellkid reeling but he shakes it off to duck an attempted clothesline from Hagan. Hagan stops his momentum and turns around only to find a drop kick placed right on his chin. Hagan drops easily and Hellkid picks him back up to whip him into the ropes. Hagan reverses the whip and Hellkid hits the ropes to come off with a big cross body block.)

 JLB: Good to see Hellkid at least attempting to diversify his offense.

SSC: Pin......1......kick out from Hagan.

(Hagan rolls over to tag in Luciano and he comes in like a bat out of hell on Hellkid and gives a quick boot to the stomach and whips him up into a pile driver position. He looks around and jumps up to send Hellkid's head crashing into the pavement. Luni is now in and runs at LL but LL side steps as Luni whizes on by. Luni turns around and LL jumps at him with a big shoulder block. LL picks Luni back up and whips him into the turnbuckle who hits and comes staggering out of the corner. LL winds up and sits Luni down with a giant superkick.)

JLB: Nasty move from Luciano, he's full of intensity here tonight.

SSC: This is side we don't normally see from Luciano!

(Luciano sees Hellkid attempting to get up and sits him down with a beautiful leg sweep. He then walks over to the fallen Luni and picks him up. Luni is groggy and can't fight against the will of Luciano and LL looks out at the crowd as he puts Luni in tiger suplex position. The crowd roars in approval and LL takes Luni up and tiger suplexes him through the top and middle ropes right down to the concrete!!!!)

JLB: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

SSC: Luni may just be feeling that hit a month from now, he's not moving around too enthusiastically folks.

(Hagan is now back and ready to go as he picks Hellkid up to his feet. He and LL whip him into the turnbucikle and as he staggers out, whip him into the opposite turnbuckle as the impact on his back is too much and he falls to the ground. Hagan and LL pick him up once more and hitch him for a double suplex. They elevate him high into the air and bring him down in a wonderful brainbuster.)

JLB: Hellkid is dazed here folks, he's not moving around!

(Hagan picks Hellkid up and and whips him into the ropes as LL grabs hands to attempt a double clothesline. Hellkid ducks under the attempt and hits the near ropes to clothesline both men down to the mat. The two men are down and Hellkid is up to deliver a double elbow to both men. Hellkid picks LL up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. He runs in with a big clothesline but LL moves out of the way and Hellkid goes crashing stomach first into the turnbuckle. He staggers back and LL elevates him in a belly to back suplex.)

JLB: OHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SSC: And here come the troops!!!

(Doomsday and Tucker come running down the aisleway in an attempt to save the belt. Hagan and LL both see the men coming and LL hits the far ropes to dive through the ropes and take both men out with a big suicide dive!!!!)

 SSC: He's protecting Hagan's shot at the title!!

(Hagan is now back up and sees LL sprawled out on Doomsday and Tucker. He looks at the crowd which has been worked up into a frenzy already and approaches the fallen Hellkid. The crowd is roaring in waves and waves of cheers as Hagan begins to twist Hellkid up in the Star-Cross!!!!)

SSC: This could be it folks!!!

JLB: Hellkid can't hold up under that kind of pressure for too long, I don't care who you are!

(The ref is now checking in with the fallen Hellkid who refuses to give it up. LL is still keeping the Gate members subdued and Hellkid sees no rescue in sight but still won't give in!)

JLB: This is amazing, he won't give in!!

(The ref keeps checking in but Hellkid gets less and less emphatic in his his refusals to give in until eventually he goes still. The ref raises his hand once, it falls, twice, it falls........)

SSC: I think he's blacked out from the pain!

(The ref raises Hellkid's arm for the third and final time and.........................)

JLB: IT FALLS!!! IT FALLS!!!! HELLKID'S ARM HAS FALLEN AND THE REF IS SIGNALING FOR THE BELL!!!!!!!!

MM: Your winners via submission at 19:29, here they are, "SUPERSTAR" RAY HAGAN AND LUSCIOUS LUCIANO. Due to this decision, here he is your NEW SEWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "SUPERSTAR" RAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAN!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd erupts at the announcement and LL finally separates himself from Doomsday and Tucker. Luni is just now starting to come to after that nasty tiger suplex spill.)

JLB: Folks we have a BRAND NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

SSC: Wait, what's this? The crowd has gone silent, what's going on?

(The camera swings in a silent Shawplex to the SNM entryway when the source of the hushed crowd can be seen.)

SSC: Wha? No, it can't be, what's going on here?

JLB: THAT'S SEWF PRESIDENT, DAVID SHAW, BUT IT CAN'T BE!

SSC: But David......Shaw.......is.......dead...........I thought.......

(The man, Prez Shaw?, walks up the ring steps and into the ring as Hagan and Luciano recede into the corner and the Heaven's Gate crew is now up and around but stops dead in their tracks. He has a mike in his coat pocket and takes it out......)

PS: Hi guys, how ya doing? Don't be shy, my name is David Shaw, president of the SEWF. You know, the SEWF, the SHAWplex, SHAWville, that's me. I guess you're wondering how I'm even able to stand here and talk to you tonight. I suppose you all thought I was dead, eh?

SSC: Heck yeah.

PS: Well, I'm obviously not. You see, Jake Devine was a quite corrupt young man, and you all knew him as Frazer Fury. Well, when "I" supposedly died, Frazer Fury was in the ring as well. As a routine, I never went out into the ring with Frazer Fury due to the fact we had uncovered the plot to kill me he had put into action. The reason I came out at other times is because I thought Frazer was going to kill me himself and there were always tabs on him. Obviously I didn't want to be anywhere near him, especially in the middle of a wreslting ring. Therefore, it was pretty damn lucky that Frazer chose to see his plan go down first hand or else that would have been me. The man that was in the ring was, however, a real person with a real family who put his life on the line for me. That's the reason I didn't come forward as alive as I thought the tribute you all paid to the man you thought was me was quite appropriate. The only thing that brought me out at this time are the antics of Vice President Havok. I don't have the time to explain any further, but Mr. Havok, beware. The good guy is back in town and your crap won't go on a whole lot longer. Those days are coming to an end. For now, SEWF fans, I bid you goodnight and I hope you all enjoyed the show. Peace.

(With that, Prez. Shaw drops the mike and walks down the ring steps and out of the ring and the fans along the aisle still are in awe of the seemingly born again Prez. Shaw.)

JLB: I dont' know what to say.......

SSC: All I know is that we're out of time and for James L. Bullock, Matt Hammer, and evidently Prez. Shaw, my name is Stylin' Steve Chen signing off. Goodnight everyone.

(Camera fades to SEWF logo, then to black.)

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