The Champion of "you know" and broken English, Suzanna Begonia is being quoted of saying silly mindless quotes, such as "Hard work is always hard work." Suz has earned such nicknames as "The queen of cheese", "The goddess of you know", "The joke from Houston", and has been compared to Katarina Witt. Always smiling and waving like a maniac, Suz loves America, showing off her nasty fake teeth, and damaging Svetlana's rep.< BR >
< BR >(Above) Suz flapping around at the 95 Worlds.
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The Suz Bio: When she was young, Suzanna Begonia was a gymnast, and trained hoping to make the national team. But soon, the Soviet officials began to fear her desire to move to America. They locked her away, but once the Soviet Union fell, Suz broke out. Filled with rage of Svetlana's success while she was kept off the team, Suz snuck up on Svetlana one day, and you know the rest. Then she moved to America, just as the secret police had feared. Suz launched a pathetic career which she called a "comeback", trying to pose as her twin sister. Suz's main goal was to be "cheesier than thou." She coined the term "flapping around" on the floor exercise and always won the gold when it came to waving to the crowd like a maniac. Suz's career enjoyed little success, as she is not as naturally talented as Svetlana. The recent performance of "Elvis by Suz" has inspired some to laugh; others to say, "My God she's cheesy!" It's no joke; Suz sucks, you know.
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