Why do people take an instant dislike to the Posh ?
It
saves time
What's got an IQ of 200?
Boro's home crowd
What has 22 legs and can't climb a ladder
Boro
Why do Boro fans whistle on the toilet
So they know which end to
wipe
It's 4am and Barry Fry is fast asleep. The phone rings, " Barry, it's the groundsman
here, it's a disaster, the ground is burning down" Barry jumps
out of bed and rushes to the ground. When he arrives the fire
brigade are there trying to put the fire out. Barry finds the groundsman and asks
him, "how bad is the fire?? I mean has it destroyed any of the cups??"
The groundsman answers "No it didn't get as far as the canteen!!"
Why does NASA hire Boro supporters?
They're doing research on black
holes.
What do you get when you offer Barry Fry a penny for his thoughts?
Change.
Barry Fry's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to
continue", he couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Barry Fry's so stupid, if he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
What do you say to a Boro fan with a job?
"can I have a Big Mac!"
Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in a Boro strip?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family
from the embarassment.
Did you hear the one about the kid who asked for a cowboy outfit for
Christmas?
His Dad got him a Boro kit.
What do you call a Boro fan with half a brain ?
Gifted
What does Barry Fry and a beer bottle have in common ?
They're both
empty from the neck up
Why did the Boro fan get sacked from the M & M factory ?
He kept
throwing out the W's
What do you call a fly inside a Boro fans head ?
A Space Invader