Real Stumper

By: David Harrison (blaze@interlog.com)
Album: "Make A Pest A Pet"

I didn't do every little detail for this song because I don't like it that
much but here is the basic idea. If you have any questions or comments or
anything feel free to e-mail. Keep in mind that this is a mix between two
guitars in the sequence I like to play it.

[Riff 1] - 1x
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E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11---8---9---8---9---8---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11-\-9---8---9---8---9---8---9---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11---8---9---8---9---8---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11-\-9---8---9---9---8---9---8---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

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B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11---8---9---8---9---9---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11-\-9---9---8---9---8---9---8---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11---9-\11--11--11--11---9---8---9---8---9---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---x---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---x---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11---8---9---8---9---x---|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Riff 2] - 1x
=============
E                          G#5
   On the simplest question I'll go blank
E                    G#5
   The complexities attack my appetite
E                       G#5
   How can I get out of this, doesn't feel right
E                  G#5           A5
   I'm so thick she eats with a fork

[Riff 3] - 4x
=============
E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11---9---8---9---11--11--11--11--11---9---8---9---|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Riff 4] - 2x
=============
E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11---9---8---9---9-/-14--14--14--14---9---8---9---|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|
G|-11--11--11--11--11---9---8---9---11--11--11--11--11---9---8---9---|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Riff 5] - 1x
=============
E                 G#5
   Our worst phase on a hot plate
E                     G#5             A5
   I got you ice-cream it froze your face
         C#5       A5
And you dropped it
        C#5           A5
I got another and it melted

[Riff 6] - 1x
=============
C#5                A
   I couldn't be higher you say
C#5                A
   I couldn't be higher
C#5                A
   I couldn't be higher you say

[Riff 3] - 4x

[Riff 7] - 1x
=============                                  pm...........................
E|-0-------0--------------------------0-------------------------------------|
B|-0----------0-----------------------0----------0---0---0---0---0---0---0--|
G|-1-------------1--------------2----(2)--------11--11--11--11--11--11--11--|
D|-2----------------2-----------2-------------------------------------------|
A|-2---------------------2------0-------------------------------------------|
E|-0------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  ....................................|
E|--------------------------------------0---------------------|
B|--0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---------------------|
G|-11--11--11--11--11--11---9---8---9---2---------------------|
D|--------------------------------------2---------------------|
A|--------------------------------------0---------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------|

[Riff 2] - 1x (different lyrics)

[Riff 6] - 1x (different lyrics)

[Riff 8] - 5x
=============
E|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-6-----/9-----/14---\13----------\9-----|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|

[End]
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-4-----------------------|
A|-4-----------------------|
E|-2-----------------------|