##---------------------------------PLEASE NOTE----------------------------## #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of # #the song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or # #research. # ##------------------------------------------------------------------------## Song: Carrot Juice is Murder Band: Arrogant Worm Tabbed by : "Patrick Mauro" G Em C G Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale G Em C D G I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail G Em C G Vegetables live in oppresion, served on our tables each night G Em C D G The killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight D G D G Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime D G C Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cuz a radish can't D scream CHORUS G D Em I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream) C D Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insides revealed) G D Em Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories) C D G How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad) G D Em Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime) C D Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow) G D Em It's time to stop all this gardening (it's as dirty as hell) C D G Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...) I saw a man eating celery, so I beta him black and blue If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two I'm a political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage Cuz I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower CHORUS D G How low as people do we dare to stoop C G Making young broccoli's bleed in the soup D Em C Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, let potted plants free D Don't mash that potato I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream) Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed) Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gourmet slob) How do you think that feels (leave them out in the fields) Carrot Juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide) Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave) It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macramé_) Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...) Power to the peas Give peas a chance All we are saying is give peas a chance