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Song: =Heimlich Maneuver
Band: =Arrogant Worms
Tabbed by: =R. Michael Roberts
Email: =r.michael.roberts@ns.sympatico.ca
tab=I've just started learning how to tab, so there may be lots of
but here it goes anyway

Heimlich Maneuver


I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver
G			D
The sun goes down on another day
C			     G
A day where I haven't found love
G		    D
I try to eat, but all I taste
C		           G
is the flavor of a broken heart
G			D
Then I saw you across the room
G			C
I gasp and my breathing stops
C				D
My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato?

Chorus
G			D		G
I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver
G			D		G
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
G			D		G     C
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her
G			D		          C
My love is consumating, while I'm asphyxiating Over her


G			D
When I wake up, I'm on the floor
C		G
Faint, dizzy and alone
G				D
My stomach hurts, I think my ribs are cracked
C		G
Not sure if I'm in a dream
G			D
I turn my head, and there you are
G			C
I call out and my breathing stops
C			D
It's her again, crushing my esophagus

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her
Before my expiration, I need resuscitation Mouth to mouth

She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek
Helps me back on my stool
She's a waitress here, but in the night
She's a student at nursing school
She comes again with a smile and the bill
I pick it up and choke again
She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure

I love you so much, I need the Hiemlich manuver
Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her
For my lasting endurance, I'll need medical insurance
For my bill
For me to get some peace, I'll need a tracheotomy
And an airbag