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Song: =Sex, Drugs, and RRSPs
Band: =The Arrogant Worms
Tabbed by: =Adam Bishop
Email: =grenfell_@hotmail.com
tab=Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's - The Arrogant Worms

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

Capo I

D  - xx0232
G  - 320033
A  - x02220
Bm - x24432


D    G    D    A (x2)

A           G                D                A
As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll
D          G             D            A
Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
D            G             D          A
Seven figure income from a six string guitar
D               G         D
Dating gorgeous women and driving custom cars

    G                        A
And then it happened when my record went gold
Bm
Now I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old
G                         A
Can't live forever as the King of Rock
Bm                               A
That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stock

      G    A          D
I got sex, drugs, and RRSPs
G                          A
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
G    A         D
Sex, drugs and RRSPs
G                      A
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity

D    G    D    A (x2)

I'm a modern rebel with a cause
I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws
My fans are reading about me in the Rolling Stone
While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone

On stage I run around like some animal
But all my money's in a compound annual
This life is dangerous but I don't care
Cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair

Chorus

D    G    D    A (x2)

   G
We used to be such a happy band
A
Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan
    G                                 A
But Phil choked on his vomit and then Nick choked on his vomit
         G                                 A             A
And then Stan choked on his vomit and then so did Bob

What a bunch of idiots

Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me
Cause now I'm getting all their royalties
They would have spent them on women and booze
But me I've got commodities that just can't lose

The things in life that I appreciate
Are any stocks and bonds that won't depreciate
My stocks are healthy and my bank rolls high
Rock and roll and real estate will never die

Chorus (x2)

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity

D    G    D    A

End on D

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