Rick Haven:Welcome to NWO Perspectives, I'm Rick Haven here to bring you the inside scoop on your favorite NWO Superstars... And do I have a treat for you the great Baltimore Assassin, how's it going TBA?

The Baltimore Assassin:Peachy, just peachy...

Rick Haven:Who do you believe is the hottest up and coming superstar since your depart months ago?

The Baltimore Assassin:Well if you ask me, no one had a hotter rise than the Hot Commodity himself, yes me The Baltimore Assassin, I mean I am the youngest person to hold the NWO World Heavyweight Championship, and only at the age twenty two people are calling me a vet... But second to me, I'd have to say... Triple X then The Stuporstar... I mean The Superstar... No one can match Triple X's two titles in two months reign... That was amazing... The Superstar has the potential but if you ask me he is to damn full of himself... I'll tell you, he needs to stay away from the Roadwarriors, and definately watch out for their shoulder pads, his ego will fly all over the arena like a ballon with the air coming out of it...

[-The Baltimore Assassin gives a cocky smile-]

Rick Haven: Ok, I'll start naming some NWO members I want you to tell me what you think about them let's start off with the man you will be facing at Politically Incorrect, the NWO Extreme Champion The Rock

The Baltimore Assassin:The Rock, the man that runs around digging in garbage cans? Now correct me if I'm wrong but don't most Xtreme Champions knock people out with a trash can instead of looking through one? You know the Rock is, the Rock is a horses anus for thinking that his non-hardcore ass can step into the ring with someone like myself and actually stand a snow ball's chance in hell! The Rock runs around with his retard eyebrow and his cheap vanilla ice hair cut and he acts like he is some kind of NWO Icon like myself and Shane Douglas... You see a man should not hold the Extreme title unless he earns it, you see if a non-extreme man gets the extreme title, who know what will happen when he faces an extreme god like myself... Does the NWO have that kind of insurance? Does the NWO know exactly what it is doing by placing The Rock and The Baltimore Assassin in the same ring? Obvious not, you see I am a man of many moves, a man of many jumps, and counters... Can The Rock do a 450 Splash off the NWO Tron? I think not!

Rick Haven: How do you feel about Kurt Angle?

The Baltimore Assassin:Who? Who is this Angle guy? Is he part of the creative team? Or is he one of those guys that show up on Sunday Morning Slam, you know the NWO's public access show that comes on after the church programs every Sunday... Come on Rick, you have to know what I'm talking about! That one that Jim Duggan and Barry Horowitz always fights on... You know when the main event is like Jack Jacobs taking apart some jobber... Anyway give me the next question, I don't know nothing about this Cursed Angel or whatever his name is!

Rick Haven: What about the legendary Hulk Hogan?

The Baltimore Assassin:The last time me and the Hulkster grappled I retired him and SWL Legend Donovan winters and in the process I destroyed the New World Order, only to go on to D.U.I. to take my NWO World Heavyweight title that I still didn't get a rematch for! Ok lets look at the facts... ok... Terry Bolla was born August 11 1949 I think... That mean this man was born half a century ago... Half a century Rick!

Rick Haven:Well when was you born?

The Baltimore Assassin:WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MATTER!? August 9th if it means that much to you! The point is, this man went to school when bell bottoms was hip and "Hanging with friends" meant group orgy with more guys than girls! But there is a few good things I can say about old man Hogan... One, it's always simple to go Christmas shopping for him, simple solution; Rogaine! Two when ever you need to fix your hair and there isn't any mirrors you can always rely on the old bald spot... wait... wait, did I say bald spot? I mean hair spot, because everyone in the locker room calls him Mr. Moorehead... More head than hair! Now can we move on to someone else Im starting to get flash backs to Jurrassic Park!

Rick Haven: How about the returning Jeff Jarrett?

The Baltimore Assassin: Who Chalupa?! Ok, the gimmick was cool the first time, everyone was surprised, but Jeff take the damn Taco Bell Dog's advice "Drop the Chalupa" cause it's not working anymore! By the way I was talking to Austin and he says Debra sends her regards... All kidding aside, Jeff is a great athelete but he'll never be as good as me... Jeff won the World title back when Neil Stylez was the big shit around base... I'm sorry buddy but that spark you had... got pissed on...

Rick Haven: What do you take on the new NWO sensation, The Superstar?

The Baltimore Assassin:Oh that guy that Shawn Hall kept handing titles to back when I was World Heavyweight Champion? Yeah I know the slacker... I wouldn't exactly call him an NWO Sensation, I mean not only does he have Blackstone in his pocket, he still hasn't beaten all the foes I have... Has The Superstar ever beaten Maxx Payne, Rampage or Gene Simmons? How about Triple X, Neil Stylez or maybe even Shawn Michaels from way back in the day? So he beat Shane Douglas and Triple H... Who hasn't, they get beat more than Geogre Michael's in the little boy's room... Speaking of which do you know what George said when he got arrested for that?

Rick Haven: No I don't, what did he say?

The Baltimore Assassin:"I'm not cuming here anymore!"

Rick Haven:That was funny...

The Baltimore Assassin:Are you trying to say I'm not a funny guy? You know we can take this outside, and I assure you Haven I have a damn good lawyer that can set me free on murder charges!

Rick Haven: I'm sorry Mr. Assassin... What has been the highlight of your career in the NWO?

The Baltimore Assassin:Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey, the air has a cool breeze to it and the sun was just going down... This was at the Deception Under Intention Pay Per View, I remember every little detail down to the drop... I can still taste the blood from my top lip being busted open... But when the night was over I woke up in my locker room disappointed and I looked over and seen the NWO World Heavyweight Championship strap laying on the sofa... That was the highlight of my career, I've held World Heavyweight titles many times before, but this was the NWO World Heavyweight Championship and I fought long and hard all year long to get a shot at that title, and finally I won it....

Rick Haven:Who do you feel will win the NWO World Heavyweight title at Politically Incorrect 2?

The Baltimore Assassin:Well the last time Triple H beat me, I was a pornstar fighting along side Rage... and Superstar, well he runs around saying he beat me, when I was paid to lay down to him and Triple H cause my contract expired... Personally I don't give damn who wins that thing, it's not my problem, the only problem anyone is going to be facing is who ever wins the match when I get my new contract signed... Because the NWO World Heavyweight Championship is just six to seven matches away and damn it's going to be sweet!

Rick Haven: What is your prime target when stepping back into the ring?

The Baltimore Assassin:Rick are you in special ed? What kind of question is that for the Innovator of Violence, the Extreme God, the NWO Bad Boy! Rick my targets are as simple as this... gold, pain, and actions in vain!

Rick Haven: Who has been your hardest challenge in the NWO so far?

The Baltimore Assassin:I would have to say Shane Douglas, Rampage and Maxx Payne... those three gave me the hardest time... Triple H was the easiest victory I had all year, Rage or Azrael or Josh Black whatever alter ego he wants to use wasn't hard at all... But Yeah definately Shane Douglas when we fueded for the NWO World Heavyweight title, Maxx Payne when we fought all three times, and Rampage the two times we fought and especially our Bad Ass battle... NWO banned Bad Ass Battles after that...

Rick Haven: If you could pick one wrestler to team with and one to go up against who would they be?

The Baltimore Assassin:Well there will never be another Turnpike Connection, nor another Hellraiser squad... But probably The Superstar or Maxx Payne as far as teaming and going against, well that is easy... The Superstar and Triple H... I hate both of those bastards!

Rick Haven: Before we go is there anything you would like to say to the fans and wrestlers out there?

The Baltimore Assassin:The Rock needs to enjoy the Extreme title while it is his, and Triple H or Superstar or Austin who ever is holding the NWO World Heavyweight title, watch your ass I'll be putting a boot in it pretty soon! Oh and remember it's been your pleasure!!!