("Champion" by grinspoon begins to play and the fans go nuts. They all know who is on his way. Evan Douglas walks out from behind the cirtain.. no posing.. no smiling.. its all business here tonight folks. Evan walks down the ramp passed the ladder that sits half way up and gets into the ring. He heads straight over to his corner and faces away from the entrance ramp.)

("Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to play and boos fill the arena. Its Jack Daniels folks.. and he is accompanied by that whore Clarissa. They both walk down the entrance ramp, Jack walks straight underneath the ladder and Clarissa is Evan off and calling him all sorts of names.. They get into the ring and the ref calls for the bell and bails out.. this one is underway!)

Evan looked straight into Jack Daniels' eyes and the second Jack broke the staredown Evan charged. He caught Jack with a running knee to the stomach and two hard rights to the side of the head that knocked Daniels off his feet. Evan went to work with solid boots then dropped to his knees to deliver more punnishment with his fists. Evan really took advantage of the no disqualification rule in this match as he pounded and pounded away on the skull of Jack Daniels. Evan got back to his feet leaving a dazed Jack Daniels laying on the floor.. he went outside where everyone thought he would go for the ladder.. but no.. Evan turned back around to face to Jack who was slowly getting to his feet.. then came springing off with a HUGE springboard dropkick that knocked Jack Daniels all the way across and out of the ring. Evan came off the far side ropes with steam and dove straight over the top rope with a senton back splash on the already prone Jack Daniels. Evan quickly jumped to his feet and hightailed it to the other side of the ring to get the ladder.. as quick as anything he had the ladder in the ring and set up for the first attempt at the golden ticket.. but before he coulf get to the first rung Jack Daniels was back in the ring.. not alone though.. the chair in his hand came crashing down hard on the back of Evan knocking the ladder over in the process.. Jack then proceeded to pummel gods greatest creation over and over with that chair. As Jack threw the chair down and Evan struggled to get to his feet.. dropped a knee with his full weight behind it right into the ribs of Evan Douglas.. Daniels the went for the ladder himself.. but not for an attempt to win the match.. to administer more punnishment to Evan.. Jack set the ladder up in the corner then picked Evan up by his hair.. he dragged him to the opposite corner and attempted to whip him off.. but at the last second Evan Evan dropped and slid out of the ring avoiding the ladder.. Evan smiled at Jack and tapped his head as if to say "I'm to smart for that one.." and it was as he was doing this that Clarissa snuck up behind him with a chair of her own.. WHACK! It didnt even faze Evan.. he turned around and planted a hard right hand right into her mouth and she dropped like a sack of potatoes.. Evan walked up the stairs to where Jack Daniels had set up the ladder in the ring and was about to climb.. Evan waited.. waited a little longer.. just before Jack Daniels reached the ticket.. Evan again used the ropes as a springboard and dropkicked the ladder right out from under Jack Daniels.. both men crashed down to the mat.. but it was Evan that moved first.. He pulled the ladder down and closed it on Jack Daniels knee.. then he started to jump up and down on the ladder crushing the leg of Jack Daniels inside.. Evan then released Jack's leg from the ladder and layed the ladder over Jack and began to jump up and down again.. when Evan pulled the ladder off of Daniels he placed it against the ropes and took hold of Daniels feet.. he put him in position and catapaulted Jack Daniels right into the ladder.. Jack Daniels folled the ladder outside the ring where they were both propped up against the apron.. Evan picked up the chair Daniels had used on him and threw it over the ropes onto the head of Jack Daniels.. JD fell forward and Evan grabbed the ladder and hauled it back into the ring. he set it up right in the middle under the ticket and began to climb... 1 rung.... 2 rungs... 3 rungs.... 4 rungs.... it looked like he was going to get it.. but from outside the ring the chair came back over the ropes and struck Evan right in his injured ribs knocking him off the ladder..

Daniels crawled into the ring.. a small trickle of blood coming down the middle of his forehead.. He used the ladder to pull himself to his feet as Evan used the corner to pull himself up. Daniels charged Evan in the corner but Evan met him right a right hand.. left hand from Daniels.. right from Evan.. right from Daniels.. left from Evan.. back and forward.. OOH! Daniels racked the eye to get the advantage.. He grabbed Evan by his hair and sent him into the ladder hard.. Evan went down.. Daniels saw those prone ribs of Evan and started to boot and boot.. he picked Evan up and placed his head bwtween his legs.. POWERBOMB!! wait! Evans back fell across the top rope and he sprang back to Jack Daniels where he hit him with a bulldog!! What a move by Jack Daniels!! Evan is out!! Jack replaces the ladder in the centre of the ring and begins to climb...

1 rung.... 2 rungs... 3 rungs...... 4 rungs..... 5 rungs!! he's almost there!! WAIT!

Evan just pulled one of the legs of that ladder out and Jack Daniels went crashing to the mat and the ladder fell ontop of him! My god.. Evan picks Jack Daniels up and whips him into the ropes.. Backbody drop onto the ladder!! Evan again picked Jack up by his hair and sent him into the ropes.. this time however he kicked him in the stomach and set him up for.. yes! HE HIT IT!! GODS CREATION!! Daniels is out.. Evan rolls Jack outside the ring where he flops onto the black protective mats.. Evan followed him out and he went searching under the ring.. he has a table! Evan sets it up in the middle of the floor.. Jack Daniels isnt moving.. Evan goes under the ring again and brings out ANOTHER table!! He drops that one on the floor and picks Jack Daniels up again.. he hoists him onto his shoulders and like a battering ram he slams Jacks head into the ring post.. Evan picks Daniels up again and lays him across the first table.. what the hell is he doing? Evan then set the second table up on the floor.. but thats not where it stayed.. he put the second table ontop of the first one over Jack Daniels.. he layed three hard rights into Jack Daniels head before he got back into the ring.. Evan set up the ladder right next to the ropes.. what the fuck? He's climbing.. Evan is perched right up ontop of the ladder.. standing there.. my god.. Jack Daniels is going to be the meat in a table sandwich!! SKY TWISTING MOONSAULT!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! Its over folks.. Evan Douglas came crashing down through the first table.. onto Jack Daniels and through the second.. neither man moved for at least two minutes.. then Evan started to twitch.. he got to his knees and pulled himself into the ring.. He then set up the ladder and began to pull himself up.. one rung at a time...

1 rung.... 2 rungs... 3 rungs...... 4 rungs..... 5 rungs!! he's almost there!! 6 rungs!!! HE GOT IT!!!! HE GOT THE TICKET!!

Evan Got the ticket!! Evan beat Jack Daniels!! a mic was then thrown into the ring and Evan picked it up.. he's about to name the stipulation for the second match....

*Evan props himself up on the ropes.. a wicked smile coming across his face.. he looks down at Jack Daniels who is laying amongst peiced of shattered table... then he speaks..*

Evan Douglas: *Breathing heavily* You think that was a hard time Jack? You wait for the next match pal.. you'll never.. ever beat me in this match.. and it is one of the most brutal.. bloody matches in the history of our sport.. Jack.. you're going to do battle with me.. in a...

*Evan drops the mic in the ring and exits as Jack Daniels.. now on his knees.. struggles to his feet...*

WHAT THE...A JACK DANIELS DEATH MATCH?!?! Douglas must have a death wish becasue he just named Jack Daniels own match. But what is a Jack Daniels Death Match? Wait a second, here come officials walking down to ringside with bolt cutters. What on earth are they doing with bolt cutters? SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! They just cut off the ropes on two opositte sides of the ring. What the hell did they do that for? Wait, look up there...it's a bird...it's a plane...it's...it's big wooden structures being lowered down. What the...two of them are being placed down by rignside, one one each side where the ropes have come down. And they're not just wood, they are covered with about 40 to 50 bottles of Old No.7. And all of this is wrapped around in barb wire. Oh my god someone is literally going to die. I don't think Evan knew what was in store for him when he named this type of match. But look at Daniels who is getting up...he's got a grin on his face running from ear to ear. Daniels crawls over to where Evan is staring at these structures with dozens and dozens of bottles of Old No.7 wrapped in barb wire. OUCH! Daniels just low blowed Evan. Daniels up...HANGOVER ON DOUGLAS! Daniels could have the match right here and wisely, Daniels goes for the cover...

3...NO!! SHOULDER UP! Daniels GOT THE SHOUDLER UP! And it seems as if pinfalls count anywhere in a Jack Daniels Death Match. Shattered glass and liquor is everywhere and Evan picks up a big shard of glass. He sits on top of Daniels and Evan is bringing the glass down to Daniels's face. Evan is trying to carve up Daniel's face. Evan is trying to get back for the F.T.W. scar left on him by Daniels. Daniels is fighting it off and slowly the glass is coming closer and closer to Daniel's face. NO...NO! Evan just scraped that shard of glass right across Daniel's face producing juice. Daniels kicks Evan off and is holding his face as blood is pouring out. Evan comes charging back but Daniels side steps him and throws him right into the steel guardrail. Daniels grabs Evan and rolls him back into the ring. Daniels grabs a chair from ringside and brings it back into the ring with him. Evan is up and Daniels throws the chair half way acorss the ring and nails Evan right in the head. Daniels picks the chair back up but Evan acts quickly and nails a dropkick right into the chair causing it to nail Daniels right in the noggin. Daniels stumbles back and oh my god...he's hanging on for his life not to fall over the edge and onto the bottles of Old No.7 wrapped in barb wire. Evan clears the blood out of his eyes and sees Daniels position. Evan backs up as much as he can without falling from the ring and he charges at Daniels. NOOOOOOOOOO...Daniels pulls his weight forward, picks Evan up, turns around with him....OH MY GOD! This crowd has errupted into chants of HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! DANIELS WITH ON THE ROCKS FROM THE RING DOWN ONTO THE BOTTLES OF OLD NO.7 WRAPPED IN BARB WIRE! EVAN HAS TO BE DEAD! Daniels falls fromthe ring and lands right on top of Evan, the ref gets in position...

3!! DANIELS WINS THE SECOND FALL! But neither man is moving as they are surrounded by shattered glass, liquor and barb wire. This is a mess and I don't think these two men can go on like this.

On to the third fall we go and the casket is being brought down to ringside and is placed around shattered glass, liquor and barb wire. Daniels untangles himself from the barb wire resulting in cuts and scrapes along his back and chest. Evan is still out cold and medics are down here snipping away at the barb wire all tangled up in his hair and body. Daniels makes his way over to the casket as he begins to inspect it. Daniels nods giving it his approval and walks over to the unbroken structure of barb wire and bottles of Old No.7. Daniels pulls out a bottle of Old No.7 and begins to refuel. Wait a second, Evan is getting up and Daniels doesn't see him. Evan somehow makes it to his feet and charges at Daniels from behi8nd and begins pummeling away on him. Right after right after right to the back of Daniels bloody head. Evan grabs Daniels by the head and throws him into the ringpost head first. Daniels bounces off and sits up against the casket. Evan makes his way over and picks Daniels up by the hair. Wait a second, Evan is trying to put Daniels in the casket. No, Evan puts Daniels head down on the casket. What the hell is he doing....OOUUUCCHH! Evan just closed the lid of the casket right on Daniel's head. And again...and again. Daniels is already busted open, but Evan doesn't care one bit, he's trying to split Daniels head wide open. Wait a second, Evan is lifting Daniels up, he's putting him int he casket. Evan is putting Daniels in the casket and he wants to end this right here and right now. AND DANIELS IS IN THE CASKET! DANIELS IS IN! But Evan has to close the lid. Evan walks around the casket and pushes the lid closed......DANIELS GETS HIS ARM UP AND STOPS THE LID FROM BEING CLOSED! Evan pushing down harder to get it to close but Daniel's is using every last bit of strength to hold it open. Evan lets up and as soon as he does, Daniels pushes the lid of the casket open and it nails Evan right in the head sending him back a few feet. Daniels stands up in the casket. Daniels jumps out and hits Evan with a flying closeline and Daniels hurt himself in the process as he's holding his ribs on the ground.

Daniels is the first to his feet. He grabs Evan and he whips him right into the casket, nearly knocking it over. Daniels grabs Evan by the hair and throws him back into the ring. Daniels follows up and lifts up the beaten and bloody Douglas. Wait a second, Daniels is signaling for it. Daniels brings Evan up onto this shoulders in that torture rack position. LYNCHBURG LOWDOWN! LYNCHBURG LOWDOWN! Wait, Evan sneaked his way out of it, turns Daniels around and hits him with a right, and another right. Wait a second, Daniels is trying to keep his balance from falling off of that one side of the ring missing the ropes. Look down below, that's the other wooden structure with the bottles of Old No.7 wraped in barb wire that has yet to be utilized. Evan takes a few steps back and charges at Daniels. Daniels side steps Evan and Daniels throws Evan off of the ring...OH MY...WAIT! Evan jumped right over the structure of death and landed on the concrete. Daniels waits for Evan to get up, and now Daniels leaps over the structure of death and right at Douglas. But Evan gets a fist right into the gut of Daniels, causing Daniels to flip over and landing on his back. Evan grabs a chair and places it on top of Daniels head. Evan climbs up onto the security railing and hits a legdrop right onto the chai...NOO! Daniels rolled out of the way and Evan landed right on his ass. Daniels picks up the chair and nails Evan in the gut, doubling him over. Daniels takes the chair and walks about half way up the ramp. Evan has his back to the structure of death and Daniels wants to knock him right on to it with the chair. Daniels starts running with the chair held out in front of him. Daniels is getting closer...and closer...HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! HE MUST BE DEAD! Evan jusy back body dropped Daniels right onto the structure of death. Bottles of Old No.7 shattering, barb wire entangled everywhere. This is one huge mess.

Evan slowly picks Daniels up from the mess. Daniels has cuts all over his back now, as well as his arms, legs and face of course. Evan is dragging Daniels over to the casket. Daniels is out, and as usual reeks of Old No.7. Evan finally gets Daniels into the casket and Evan can barely lift his arms to close that lid. Evan pushes the lid closed...NOOO! Daniels gets his arms up once again. Evan is besides himself. Evan walks around and is met with a right to the face and another right. Daniels gets out of the casket and back int he ring they go. Evan picks up a chair and a shot right to Daniel's head sends him stumbling back. Evan off the ropes that are still remaining in the ring and charges at Daniels...BACK BODY DROP RIGHT INTOT HE CASKET! Evan is int hat casket and if Daniels can only get out the ring and close that lid, this match would finally be over. Daniels rolls out of the ring, gets behind the lid and closes it shut...LEG UP! Evan gets his leg up and it's sticking out of the casket, preventing it from being closed all the way. Daniels opens the lid and his Evan with a few rights and attempts to close the lid again. And again Evan gets the leg up. Daniels lifts the lid of the casket...WHHHAAAAAAMM! Daniels just slammed the lid of the casket right onto Evan's leg. And again...and again...and again.,..and again. EVan is holding his leg in agony as Daniels could have just easily have broken his leg. Daniels goes to shut the lid once more, but Evan hits his hands up and fights it off. Wait a second, Evan has a bottle of Old No.7 in his hand. Where the hell did that bottle come from? Who knows...who cares. There are up to a hundred of bottles of Old No.7 at ringside, most of which have been shattered. Daniels walks around and ...WHHAAAAMM! Evan nailed Daniels right in the head with the bottle of Old No.7. The impact sends Daniels back rolling itno the ring knocked out and Evan scurries out of the casket and lands on the floor in pain, trying to regain his breath. Both men are down, tired, hurt and bloody.

Wait a second, Daniels is moving in the ring. I think that liquor revived him rather than knock him up. Daniels is up and looks around for Evan, who is still down outside of the ring. Danielstakes a step towards the ring but stops. What the...Daniels is lying down in the ring? Daniels shuts his eyes and is lying down in the ring. Evan slowly uses the ring to bring himself to his feet. Evan rolls in the ring and sees Daniels laid out. Evan goes over and grabs that ladder from the first fall. Evan slowly brings it to about the middle of the ring and is setting it up. Uhhh Evan...this is the third fall, the Casket Match...not the Ladder Match again. Evan is up about half way and he's sizing up Daniels. Wait a second, Evan wants to end this once and for all. Evan is making his way up to put the nail in the coffin on Daniels, and then put Daniels in the coffin. OH MY GOD...IT'S A MIRACLE! Daniels is up on his feet and ran over to Evan and gave him a low blow. Daniels was playing possum, that sneaky bastard. Daniels begins climbing the other side of the ladder and Evan slowly makes it up. Look at the two, they begin giving each other rights. One by Daniels...one by Evan. Another by Daniels and another by Evan. Daniels grabs Evan's head and slams it on the very top of the ladder and hits Evan with another right.

Daniels looks down below, what the...Daniels is using his weight to bring the ladder down. TIIIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBBEERRRRRRR! The ladder goes falling down as does Daniels and Evan...OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD! EVAN JUST LANDED RIGHT IN THE CASKET! DANIELS LANDED RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE! BOTH MEN ARE OUT! Clarissa runs over and is trying to revive Daniels. Wait a second, she grabs a bottle of Old No.7 and opens it up and pours it on Daniels. That did it. Daniels is up and is looking around for Evan. Clarissa points to the casket and Daniels spots Daniels in the casket...WHHAAAAMMM! IT'S SHUT! THE LID IS CLOSED! DANIELS WINS IT! DANIELS HAS EVAN IN THAT CASKET AND HE WINS IT! THANK GOD THIS MADNESS...THIS BRUTALITY IS OVER! Or so we thought. What the hell? Daniels has himself a bottle of Old No.7 and opens it up. He takes a victory swig from the bottle and opens the casket back up. Wait a second, Daniels pours some of the liquor into the casket and throws the bottle into the casket...listen to Daniels...

Jack Daniels: One for the road motherfucker.

Daniels closes the casket back up and now Daniels and Clarissa grab a few bottles of Old No.7. What are they doing? They're pouring them out onto the casket. Clarissa reaches into her cleavage and pulls out...MATCHES?! NO...they wouldn't....SWWOOOOOOOOOSSHHH! YES THEY WOULD! THE CASKET IS BURNING! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL EVAN DOUGLAS ONCE AND FOR ALL! THE CASKET IS GOIGN UP IN FLAMES! DANIELS IS SICK! Wait a second...EMTS and EWA Staff have come running out with fire extinguishers and are putting out the fire. What a mess these two have left behind. Ladders, broken tables, dented chairs, barb wire, dozens and dozens of shattered bottles of Old No.7, blood, sweat...and one burning casket. Folks, we have never seen anything like this.