(The scene opens and we find ourselves in the backparking lot of the arena. What a show we have in store for you folks today, but we're goning to start the show a little early. We're gonna start the show right the fuck now. A large black limo pulls up and as the camera gets a shot of it, we notice the license plate and what's on it, it read "DFR". Could it be? I guess it is. The door swings open and out comes the DFR enterrage. It's Haywood, and there's Hailey, Willmott and Grady, and finally there Venom with TME's fiancee, Cassandra. All five men and Cassandra begins to make their way to the arena when suddenly two really fine looking chicks walk up and tap Venom shoulder from behind. Venom and Cassandra stop as the other men just keep on walking in...)

Hooker: Hey big daddy, how about you come with me and show me who my daddy is.

'The Extreme Superstar' Venom: Bitch please, that ain't going cut it for me.

Hooker#2: Well how about I join in on the fun. Double the pleasere, double the fun. Believe me...you won't regret. You can even bring along your friend there along, triple the pleasure and triple the fun.

'The Extreme Superstar' Venom: Well, if you put it that way...what the hell....

(WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Venom was just ambushed from behind by a couple of guys. THey're scuffling on the ground as the three men begin to stomp and pound away at Venom. Wait a second...that's Bazooka Joe, and Evan Douglad and Dave Kramer...it's Armageddon! What the hell is going on? Look at Draven, he's paying off the hookers and they leave...THIS WAS A SETUP! And there's Daniels, he's got a hold of Cassandra. Draven produces a lead pipe and begins to wail away on Venom with it. Venom is down and hurt and Daniels is roughing up Cassandra as he's man-handling her. Aramgeddon agrees that the damge is done and off they go...with Cassandra. Aramgeddonjust beat the shit out of Venom and has kidnapped Cassandra...I don't fucking believe it...) ***********************************************************************

(The scene opens and we find ourselves right outside Aramgeddon's locker room. The door is closed and when Josh AuClair tries to enter, we realize it's also locked. He knocks on the door and after a moment, it opens a crack and we see Daniel's face in the opening.)

Jack Daniels: What the fuck do ya want jackass?

AuClair: I...I just wanted to ask...to ask...

Jack Daniels: Out with it already slappy.

AuClair: I wanted to ask a few questions and see how Cassandra is doing?

Jack Daniels: Ahh ya want a report on that two bit whore Cassandra eh? Well then jackass, c'mon in.

(AuClair and the cameraman enter Armageddon's locker room. We see all members of Armageddon except for bazooka Joe. And come to think of it, Cassandra is missing as well. Where could they be?)

AuClair: Where's Cassandra? And...where's Bazooka Joe?

(Everyone else in the room just kinda smirks and shrug their shoulders as if they didn't know. but they know damn well. After a moment, Cassandra comes walking out of the shower area and Daniels quickly reprimands her and throws her down on the couch.)

Cassandra: Oh hi there...

Jack Daniels: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! Ya only talk when you're told to talkl...got it?

(Suddenly, out comes Bazooka Joe from the shower area as well. Bazooka has got a smile on his face the size of the Grand Canyon. Gee, I wonder why?)

Jack Daniels: So ya want a report on Cassandra's physical condition eh? Hey Mike, why don't ya give slappy AuClair over here his report.

(Draven walks up to Cassandra who is helpless. He slaps the shit out of her as she can do nothing about it except take it and cry like the bitch she is. Draven slaps her again and this time, she gets up and tries to run out of there but Douglas catches her and throws her down on the floor. She bolts up again but Daniels catches her and throws her into some chairs anda table. This time she remain on the ground and realizes there's no escaping Aramgeddon. Daniels looks back at AuClair...)

Jack Daniels: THere, ya got your report now? Good. Ya go back and tell TME just how his little jizzabell is doin'. And while you're at it jackass, ya go give Venom and the rest of DFR a message. Tell 'em that...ARMAGEDDON AIN'T TO BE FUCKED WITH! And they're gonna find that out tomorrow night. Till then...MOTHERFUCKERS!

(And with that, AuClair leaves the room and the scene fades...) ****************************************************

(The match between Erik Draven and TME has just ended, but the night for one of them is just about to begin. Suddenly, the jumbotron sparks up to life. All heads in the arena turn to the jumbotron to see what the big deal is. As the camera shot fades in, we see a pair of ankles all tied up. Wait a second here. The camera shot begins to zoom out to get a full picture here. Whenthe camera finally zooms out, we see TME's fiancee, Cassandra, sitting in a chair with here ankles tied up and her wrists tied up behind here back. And look, every member of Armageddon is there by her side. Except for Jack Daniels. Where could he be? And look, TME finally caught himself a glimpse of the jumbotron. He's motionless. He doesn't know what to do. He's looking at the his helpless fiancee as you can tell she's in distress. Wait a second, our questions are about to be answered. No not that one, I'm talking about where is Jack Daniels? Well, he's just hit the ring and has a chair in his hand as he stands behind TME who is drawn to the jumbotron. Daniels taps TME on the shoulder, but TME doesn't even feel it. THe second tap and TME doesn't even acknowledge it. The third time and TME turns around in anger and...WHHAAAAACKK!! TME JUST GOT LAID OUT BY THAT CHAIR SHOT FROM DANIELS! Daniels doesn't let up though. Daniels continues to wail away on TME with that chair. Daniels grabs a mic and stands over a beaten TME, with his World Title in hand as Daniels begins to speak...)

Jack Daniels: Time to make a decision TME. Which do ya want back the most...your little slut of a gilfriend or this World Title? Huh TME, ya need to speak up cuz I quite can't hear ya. Well I'll tell ya this, ya may want this title back, but ya ain't gonna get it. It's MY FUCKIN' title and it's 'round MY FUCKIN' waist. In my opinion, the words TME and the NEWF World HEavyweight Title shouldn't even be in the same sentence. But since ya do get a shot at MY title next Sunday night at Final Countdown, let me make something very clear to ya right here, right fuckin' now. If ya want this title back TME...if ya plan on beatin' Jack Daniels for the NEWF Title...you're gonna have to do it over MY DEAD FUCKIN' BODY! Yeah that's right...ya'll have to KILL ME FOR IT! Good luck...BITCH! Oh and fellas (talking to Armageddon on the jumbotron) Let the skanky bitch go. Hopefully Venom will get to her 'fore this sorry motherfucker wakes up from his fuckin' hangover...MUAWAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Daniels spits on TME and adds a few kicks for extra measure. Daniels picks up the chair and places it on the canvas near TME. Daniels picks TME up...STRAIGHT NO CHASER ON THE CHAIR! Daniels is trying to break TME into two before the big Four Man World Title match next Sunday night at Final Countdown...Scene fades to the image of Daniels standing over a beaten TME, with the title raised high in the air...)