(The stage is set. Four men all fighting for the same piece of gold to claim as their own...the NEWF World Heavyweight Title. All four men have been champion at least once before, and have been the only champions the NEWF has seen. Grady Smith, Marcus Hailey, Bazooka Joe and of course, the current NEWF Champ, Jack Daniels, have a known history amongst each other. No gimmick match is needed, cuz the hate amongst these four men alone is enough to provide the fans and the NEWF with the biggest match in it's history. So with that said, let's get it on...)
(The scene opens and we find ourselves standing in what seems to be an entertainment type of room. As the camera pans the room, it begins to look a bit familiar. Wait a second, who else has a bar in a room stocked up with bottles of Old No.7? Yeah go ahead, take a wild guess. We've been here one too many times not to recognize Daniel's house. But oddly, no one is there. As the camera pans around the room, we spot something sitting next to a big screen tv and entertainment center. The camera gets closer and we see a videotape sitting on a table along with a piece of paper with something written on it:)
Ya want 'nother award winnin' promo? Well then, pop it the tape Sherlock and sit back and relax. And if one bottle of Ol' No.7 is missin', then your ass is grass partner. Enjoy the show...
-Jack Daniels