Daniels on Hoffman

(The scene opens and we find ourselves down a long hallway. It seems to be in some sort of hotel. The cameraman makes his way down the hall until he reaches a particular room. The door of the room has a piece of paper taped to it and reads "Come Inside". The cameraman slowly opens the door and enters the dark room. One flick of the switch and we see daylight. The room looks to be fairly in order, however no one is in there. He makes his way around until he spots a piece of evidence that leaves us with no doubt who’s occupying the room. A half empty bottle of Old No.7 sits atop a night stand. Next to it is a tape and a piece of paper. The cameraman picks up the piece of paper and the following is seen…)

Pop in this tape in the VCR on the other side of the room. After viewing the tape, get your skinny, pathetic ass outta this drunken bastard’s room. And if there is even as much as a drop of liquor misisn’ from my bottle of Ol’ No.7, then there’s gonna be hell to pay. Enjoy the drunken show…

Drunkingly,

Jack Daniels



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