T.C. Bay : *speaking as the cage lowers* Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the main event.. It will be for the NYSWF Heavyweight Championship!! *huge crowd pop* Coming to the ring first, challenger number one... ("For Whom The Bell Tolls" begins to play and the crowd immediately begins to boo loudly. T.C. is almost drowned out by the fans as Jack Daniels and the rest of L.N. [minus one Bong] steps out from the curtain..) Weighing in at 295 pounds and hailing from Lynchburg, Tennessee, here is Jack Daaaniiiieeeeelllss!!! (The crowd boos louder as Jack enters the cage. He grabs the cage walls and shakes them as he walks around it. He finally rolls into the ring, runs in place and awaits his opponent.. And then the lights go out.. The red spot lights go on once more with one landing on the entrance. We then hear The Following played and then Dead Soul Sirens immediately after it. Dredd, NOTHING, Serena and the rest of HATE step out from behind the curtain. The entire stable walks to the ring, but only Dredd enters the cage..) Weighing in at 385, hailing from The Outer Reaches Of Your Mind, here is Dreeeeeeeeeeedddddd!!!!!!!!
JA : The cage door is locked.. Dredd and Daniels are in the ring, and this one is UNDER WAY!!
CP : The two circle each other, and now they lock up. Daniels slaps on a head lock and Dredd backs him to the ropes. He whips Daniels to the other side and shoulder blocks him to the mat. Dredd runs to the ropes again as Daniels gets back up.
JA : Dredd misses a clothesline and goes off the ropes again. Daniels follows closely and clotheslines the Monster over the top rope! And he landed on his feet! He grabs Daniels' legs and yanks him underneath the bottom rope to the floor.
CP : And now its gonna get brutal.. Dredd throws Daniels back first into the cage wall and charges in, smashing him against the cage in front of his L.N. buddies.. Dredd pulls Daniels forward and smashes him head first on the steel steps, sending him to the ground. Dredd is reaching under the ring now...
JA : Well, look at that.. He's got a bundle of shit! Well, not literally but.. He has what looks like two tables, a steel chair, a computer printer, a stereo-radio, a window pane and a camcorder!
CP : I guess he wants to capture this moment on his own video camera, Jack.. Anyways, Dredd has the radio and is waiting for Daniels.. He is back to his feet and... *TTTTHHHHHHWWWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPP* Right across the head, and that radio is busted apart!
JA : Speaking of busted open, look at Daniels! He is bleeding already, as a result of sharp, broken plastic from that radio.. Dredd reaches back down to the pile now and hammers him with a chair, knocking him on his ass!
CP : Dredd tosses the chair aside, and Daniels is rolled into the ring, followed by a table and Dredd. Jack is up to his feet already, though, and catches Dredd in the ribs with a boot. Three right hands to the jaw wobbles Dredd and a fourth brings him to the mat!
JA : Jack is setting up the table now.. He has it in the center of the ring, and now he is going under the ring.. He has masking tape!!
CP : He brings it to the ring, and now he is taping Dredd to the table! He has his arms and legs taped down, but what is he planning???
JA : Wait a minute.. He has a chair, and he is outside, climbing the wall.. He is getting closer and closer to the top, and he is there! He puts the chair around his neck now, and is moving himself across the ceiling to the center of the cage!
CP : My God this is going to be at least a twenty foot drop! Daniels is in position now, and is holding himself up with one hand as he gets the chair out with the other.. He places the chair under his left arm, and lets go!!!!!
JA : OH .... MY .... GOD ....
CP : Jack Daniels just hit an elbow with the chair on Dredd, through the table from the top of
the cage ceiling!!! He is covering up Dredd now, and gets
one..........
two...........
thrrr.....
JA : KICKOUT!! DREDD KICKED OUT!!! Amazing!!!
CP : Daniels looks shocked and stunned, but he is now lifted Dredd up, tearing the tape away.. Dredd looks to be completely out of it, and Daniels crashes that chair right over his head once more, bringing The Monster to the mat!
JA : Dredd is down and Daniels is out of the ring again.. He rolls in the camcorder, printer and the other table and follows... He has the camcorder and is looking through it, and.. It is!! Its taping!!
CP : Daniels has that hand-held camcorder, and he just smashed it against Dredd's face! It looks mangled, but its not broken yet.. He swings again but Dredd ducks.. Back suplex by Dredd, and Daniels rolls outside..
JA : Dredd follows, and... oh no.. He is setting that window against the cage wall.. Good Lord, Carson, shield your face!!
CP : He has Daniels up aaaaand.... *CRRRRRRRRAAAASSSSSHHHH* DDT!!! DDT!!! DDT!!!
JA : As if Daniels wasn't cut open enough, he was just DDT'd through that glass!! Dredd isn't un-harmed either, his back is massively cut up!
CP : He rolls Jack back into the ring, and sets the table up by the corner.. He places Jack on the top rope and he is going for.. YESSS!!!
JA : Concrete Piledriver!! It has got to be over!!
one............
two.............
three..... NO!!!
JA : Daniels got up at the last second!!! Dredd looks pissed!
CP : Dredd picks up Daniels and whips him to the corner.. He picks up the printer and charges, but Daniels moved and Dredd smashed it against his own face!!
JA : Dredd stumbles back, and a Russian Legsweep by Daniels......
CP : What a battle it's been between Dredd and Daniels here for the most coveted prize in this sport today, the Heavyweight Title!
JA : We've been going at it for over 20 minutes now.... and there go the lights again!
CP : But they're right back on... and look!!! Look at HATE!!! Everyone from HATE on the outside is down... except for Zero!
JA : And look on the ramp!!!!!
CP : It's the mystery man!! The Mystery Man is on top of the ramp!! And Zero is puzzled at to how everyone is down except for him!!!
JA : I don't think Zero has seen him yet.....
CP : Now he has!!! And look at the staredown!! Zero has to be enraged!! And listen to the crowd! They love this!! And Zero is slowly walking towards the Mystery Man!!! Security has to hold him back, and the Mystery Man hasn't moved!!! He's fixed right on Zero!!!
JA : What the hell???
CP : What, Jack?
JA : Look up.
CP : What the hell???? Who is this rapelling down from the ceiling?? It's... it's.... ANOTHER mystery man??
JA : They look identical, Carson! I mean TRUELY identical!!
CP : Our second mystery man lands on top of the cage, and releases the rope!!! What the hell is going on?? And which mystery man is the one from earlier tonight???
JA : Zero doesn't know what's going on... and... BOLT CUTTERS?????
CP : On the cage.. the second mystery man is in the cage!! No!! NO! For such a clean match earlier...
JA : Daniels is the first to go after the mystery man.....
CP : CHOKE BUSTER?!?!?!?!!?!?
JA : What did you say??
CP : That move! That was the Choke Buster! The move made famous by Grady Smith!!! *pause* Nah, couldn't be. Not the right build....
JA : Well, there's another one on Dredd! And now he places Dredd on Daniels.....
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CP : Don't let it happen like this....
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Both Carson and Jack Nooooooooooo..............
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three!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T.C. Bay: The winner of the match, and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW New York State Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion..... DREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!