What a battle we have coming up. This is the Double Ladder Pacific Coast Contendership match up between "The Walking Triple Threat" Jack Reed and "The Drunk One" Jack Daniels. The contract is hanging above the ring now, only by way of ladder can either man even THINK of grabbing that piece of paper. One ladder is on either side of the BAR, let alone the ring. This is set to be anything but tame, and should be one of the highlights of the show. The crowd is in a FRENZY for the upcoming matchup. The few lights that there are in the arena go out, and the crowd goes nuts. "Edgecrusher" by Fear Factory cues up over the PA, and the crowd begins to cheer. Out from behind the small curtain walks Jack Reed, followed by Doctor Lander. Reed remains motionless in the walkway while Lander walks ahead and heckels the crowd. What a fan favorite, huh? Reed finally snaps out of it and begins to make his way to the ring. He sprints and slides under the ropes. He then makes his way to a turnbuckle and takes in the cheers and jeers of the crowd. The music then fades...
...to ever increasingly louder bells, sounding throughout the bar."For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins to pick up, and the crowd of drunks begins to sing along. After the song has gotten into it quite a bit, Jack Daniels emerges from the back, with a bottle of Old No.7 in one hand and Electra in his other arm. They make their way straight to the ring, not slapping any hands or that kind of thing. Jack is focused on the match...or as focused as a drunken bastard can be! Jack Daniels takes one last sip from the bottle, and then throws the bottle into the crowd and slides into the ring. The crowd seems to REALLY be taking a liking to the drunk! The announcer makes the introductions, and then the bell sounds...we are underway!
As soon as the bell rings, Jack Reed EXPLODES from his corner, unleashing a flurry of lefts and rights. Jack Daniels is staggering...OH WOW!!! Jack Reed right away with a springboard spinning heel kick!!! Daniels is taken down! Reed continues to attack Daniels...legdrop...elbow drop...another elbow drop....Reed goes for the cover....1...........2...............NO!!! Daniels kicks the fuck out of that one with authority! Reed is heaved up and off "The Drunk One." Daniels gets to his feet and stalks after Reed. Reed goes for a kick to the midsection...NO...Daniels grabs it...he spins Reed around...CLOTHESLINE!!! WHAT POWER!!! Reed gets slammed to the mat. Daniels picks him up by the hair...irish whip into the ropes...powerslam! Daniels now picks up Reed...POWERBOMB...RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!! He moved the ring with Reed's body!! Daniels isn't even going for a cover...he is throwing Reed right to the outside...this is gonna get ugly QUICK, and the fans know this: listen to the CHEERS!!!
Daniels irish whips Reed right into the guardrail...ouch. I feel sorry for Reed's back. Daniels now throws Reed over the rail into the crowd. They are absolutely EATING THIS UP!!! Cheers eminating throughout the bar. Daniels continues his attack on Reed now...left, right, left, left...Reed is wobbly...Daniels with a drinking taunt now...POWERFUL short clothesline! It looks like Reed's neck broke in 8 places on that one!!! Daniels slaps fives with a few of the drunken wrestling fans in attendence, and then is back on the attack. He brings Reed over to the bar area...oh lord, this can't be good! This is going to be fucking insane!!! Daniels has a beer bottle...OH MY GOOD GAWD!!! HE BROKE IT RIGHT OVER REED'S HEAD!!! Reed's head is busted open, the blood is flowing like a faucet!!! Daniels now has a piece of the broken glass...HE IS SCRAPPING REED'S FACE!!! HOLY SHIT!!! Reed's face is completely bloodied now...look at the look on Jack Daniels' face! He now has Reed by the hair, and is dragging him towards a booth...he lays Reed on the table...Daniels climbs up on top of one of the seats...OH MY...NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! JACK REED ROLLED!!!!! HE GOT AWAY!!!! Daniels hit the table, but it didn't break!!! OH MY!!! Daniels looks to be in EXTREME PAIN!!! Reed wipes away some of the blood from his eyes, and hits an elbow on Daniels' face. Reed now climbs up to the same seat...Daniels is hanging off the edge...what the?!? OH MY FUCKING LORD!!!!!!!!!!! GUILLOTINE LEGDROP!!! Daniels SMACKED his head against the ground...Reed, surprisingly landed nicely on the table...unbeliveable high risk move! Daniels looks to be out. Jack Reed is stumbling to his feet...but he isn't going to Daniels. What the hell?!? He is about 20 feet away, is he going for the ladder?!? NO!!!! Running start...OH MY...OH MY OH MY GOOD WRESTLING GAWD THAT HAS SHINED THE LIGHT AND ALLOWED US TO SEE THAT ABSOLUTELY UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE MOVE!!! Jack Reed ran full speed, then when he got to the table he jumped, planted one foot on the table, and sprung off with a moonsault onto Daniels!!! AWESOME!!! The crowd is riled up in a frenzy!!! Reed gets up and now he starts towards the ladder on this side. Look at the ring...Doctor Lander has gotten the other ladder and has already laid it in the ring...aww, what a helpful manager he is. Reed has the ladder...wait, DANIELS RAN UP!!! He slammed the ladder down, flipping the other side into the midsection of Jack Reed! What a heads up move by "The Drunk One." Daniel's now has the ladder and Reed in his possession and is carrying BOTH back to the ring.
Daniels throws the ladder over the guardrail. He then tosses Reed over, who hits with a thud. Daniels then stumbles over himself. He digs under the ring for a bit...what's this...tables!!! MULTIPLE TABLES!!! What's he got, 3?!? NO...4 tables!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GONNA DO?!? Daniels slides two of them into the ring and leaves two on the outside. He rolls Reed into the ring, and sets up a ladder. He also sets up both tables on either side of the ladder. Daniels picks up Reed a bit, and gives him a couple of good shots to the chops. Daniels now sets Reed on the top rung of the ladder...what the HELL could this be? Daniels climbs up to Reed...OH MY...OH MY!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING!!! Daniels just Superplexed Reed off the ladder through a table!!! Listen to the reaction!!!
Reed is BROKEN!!! Daniels gets up to a chorus of cheers! Unbeliveable manuever. Doctor Lander is on the outside now, setting up the two tables right by each other. Daniels now has Reed up on his feet...could this be a powerbomb?!? No...NO!!! Reed is punching his way out of it...HOLY CRAP!!! LOOK AT THAT!!! INNOVATION!!! He wrapped a leg around Daniels head and turned the powerbomb into a Rocker Dropper!!! OH WOW!!! Daniels just got his face planted, and Reed is on his feet, bloody face and all, looking to take advantage. Reed is now placing Daniels on top of the ladder...the ladder is by the ropes now...what could this be...Reed is one rung below the standing Drunk One...Reed hops up...he's got Daniels with his legs around his neck...OH MY GOD!!! IS THIS MATCH EVER GOING TO SLOW DOWN!!! HURRACANRANA OFF THE LADDER THROUGH TWO TABLES ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!! That's AT LEAST a 12 foot fall!!! Both Reed and Daniels took heavy damage on that fall. They are both piled on with table pieces. Doctor Lander is trying to revive Reed, he has him on his feet now and rolls him back in the ring. Reed sees this opportunity and is gonna go for the contract! He has one hand on the bottom rung...look! Daniels is getting up! Reed is climbing up..up..up...closer to the contract. Daniels slides into the ring, he is PUMPED!!! Reed almost has it! He almost has the contract...Daniels bounces off the ropes...he COLLIDES with the ladder...Reed is in freefall...KEEERRRRAAAAASSSSHHHHHH!!!!!! REED CRASHED THROUGH THE TABLE!!! He fell right through to the canvas!!! Daniels should be taking this opportunity to go for the win, but he isn't...he's...he's...he's GETTING MORE TABLES!!! OH MY LORD!!! C'mon people, the BSPW can't afford all these broken tables!!! Daniels has 2 more tables now, and he is setting them both up on the outside of the ring. He has the other ladder, and he heaves that into the ring. Now he has ANOTHER TABLE!!! JEEZUS H. CHRIST!!! He takes this other table and puts it in the ring. He now sets it up and picks up Jack Reed. He...he puts the ladder on the table?!?!?!?!? WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD IS THIS?!? Ah well, the hell with it! The crowd is BLOWING THE ROOF off this bar. Reed is laid out on the table now...Daniels is up on the table, and it climbing the ladder...he is at the top of the ladder...he makes a drinking motion...and LEAPS UP....OH.....MY......GAWD!!! Daniels just fell from at least 15 feet up through a table with Reed on it!!! HOW ARE EITHER OF THESE MEN STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?
Daniels takes in some cheers, then picks up Reed once again. Irish whip against the ropes...Reed holds on...here comes Daniels...fullhead of steam....BACK BODY DROP!!! Wait...Daniels held on......he is standing on the apron...Jack Reed whips around...Daniels tries for grapple...Reed ducks...DROPKICK!! ANOTHER BROKEN TABLE!!! Daniels looks to be seriously injured now. Wait...Reed is setting a ladder up by the ropes. He is ascending the ladder...what the hell?!? SENTON BOMB OFF THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!!!! JACK REED IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both men are laid out now...can either of these warriors get up to get to the top of the ladder?!? Jack Reed is stirring...he slowly...VERY slowly rolls into the ring. He is up on his feet as Jack Daniels is attempting to get up...Reed...is...setting up the ladders...NEXT TO EACH OTHER?!? Jack Daniels is in the ring now, favoring his left shoulder. Both Jack's now are very, very, VERY slowly making their up the rungs of their own ladder. Reed tries to kick Daniels, but it misses wildly. Daniels goes for a punch, but to no avail, as it goes way off. They are on the 3rd rung each...SLOWLY making it up...the crowd is on their feet. They are now on the 6th rung...the contract is within reach!!! It's all a matter of who wants it more....it's all a matter of who has the will to go on for the Pacific Coast Title...it's all about who's got the cajones to put it all on the line. Who will it be? Reed looks to be making a grab for it...NO...Daniels with an elbow to Reed's ribs...now Daniels for a try...NO...Reed with a punch to the face. Who is going to be able to grab the contract?!? The crowd is held in suspense...they are cheering wildly...the roof of this small establishment is getting blown off by all the energy. Wait...what's this...Reed is gonna try again....Daniels is trying something...wait a minute...what's this...fireman's carry...NO...NO FUCKING WAY IS HE GONNA DO WHAT I THINK HE IS GONNA DO!!! OH MY GAWD, HE DID!!!!!!
LYNCHBURG LOWDOWN!!! LYNCHBURG LOWDOWN!!! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE AMAZING CRAZY ASS MOVE!!!
WOW!!!!!! LOSTEN TO THE CROWD!!!!!! Jack Reed is OUT COLD!!! Daniels looks around at the yelling fans, every one of them on
their feet for these two courageous warriors. Daniels grabs onto the bottom rung...he is gonna go for the win!!! The crowd is still
cheering...Daniels is up to the 3rd rung...look!!! REED IS GETTING UP!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! He is hobbling over to the ladder. Now
HE is climbing!!! Daniels is almost at the top....barely there...just a few feet away from being the winner....will he be able to grab it?!? Can
he do it with Reed right behind him?!? Reed is now one rung behind Jack Daniels...who is on the top of the ladder, trying to stretch his
already broken down body...he tries with his left shoulder, the same one he was favoring, but he can't stretch it out to reach the
paper...Reed now is trying to grab onto Daniels' foot...WHO WILL GRAB FIRST?!? Daniels is
stretching............stretching.........reaching for the paper............
Jack Reed is stretching for Daniels' foot...can he grab it and bring him down...........
The suspense is building.....what will happen?!?
Don't you want to know?!?
Daniels has the paper glimpsing his fingertips......he ALMOST has it.......wait....look at Jack Reed.....he has Daniels' heel.............will
Daniels get the paper?!? Will Reed yank Daniels off the ladder?!?!?!
DANIELS HAS HIS HAND ON THE PAPER!!!!!!!!!!! BUT....But Reed has his ankle.....LOOK....REED JUST YANKED DANIELS
DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT......LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY FALL TO THE MAT!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait...look....look at Jack
Daniels....HE HAS THE CONTRACT!!!!!! The referee rings the bell....Jack Daniels is the winner in a HELLACIOUS battle!!! He slumps
to the mat as "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins to blast throughout the arena. Electra gets in the ring and helps "The Drunk
One" out of the ring and to the back as the crowd is on their feet marking out like madmen. Jack Reed is on the mat still, Doctor Lander
trying to help him up. He finally gets up, and receives an UNBELIEVABLE standing ovation from the crowd of BSPW fans...simply
amazing. What a match....UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!!!
Winner- 'The Drunk One' Jack Daniels via grabbing the contract (Daniels will face Draven for the Pacific Coast Championship)