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Wrestler Of The Month

February 2000


Jack Daniels

Embroiled in a classic feud with Haywood Jublome, Jack Daniels experienced a set-back at first. On the first card ever promoted by the CWA, Jack Daniels came up on the short end of the stick in a Steel Cage blood-fest, which featured spots that would make your blood curl. Especially the chain of events which lead to Jack Daniels jabbing a caddle prod in Jublome's abdomen region -- thus sending him soaring off the side of the cage from 15 feet up and landing hard onto the canvas below. The match would culminate in a controversial ending -- with Haywood prevailing on that evening, however, Jack Daniels wasn't about to play dead or roll over.

On the next edition of Sunday Night Sabotage, Jack Daniels and Haywood Jublome were reluctantly forced to tag with one another -- in a special BattleBowl Match-up which teamed partners together in early rounds of a tournament which would ultimately conclude with a Fatal Four-Way Affair. Well, that was the plans. Anyways, there was no way in hell that Jack Daniels and Haywood Jublome could function as a unit. The two argued -- bickered -- and were the absolute worst tag team pairing ever known to man. They hate each other worse than any other 2 people on this planet. Needless to say, this match didn't end pretty for Jack Daniels -- much the same way the previous match didn't. No FTW didn't turn on him this time and char him to a crisp. Instead Haywood Jublome -- his own tag team partner -- nailed Jack Daniels with a Ho Checka and thus set Jack Daniels up to be hit with a powerbomb by the opposing team -- through a table -- and obviously causing their team to lose the match-up. Haywood Jublome was more concerned with destroying Jack Daniels, than he was with the opportunity of becoming the first ever CWA Television Champion -- had he survived the tournament.

Any normal human being, would have packed his bags and went home. But not 'The Drunken Bastard' Jack Daniels. If you didn't know by now, he's not a normal human being. He's a crazy son of a b*tch with the will and determination to succeed at whatever he does. Whether it be hitting the bottle or wrestling at an elite level. Jack Daniels swore revenge on Haywood Jublome and he'd be damned if he didn't get it. Jack Daniels and Haywood Jublome would engage in combat one more time -- but this encounter was unique. Their respective ladies/valets were also involved in the struggle. Lisa and Electra would eventually tear one another's clothes off to the point where they had to be eliminated from the match and escorted away from the ringside area. This left Jack Daniels and Haywood Jublome. These two individuals fought all over the CWA Center -- in the women's bathroom -- along the corridors and finally outside the CWA Center itself -- on the streets of Las Vegas. However, Jack Daniels was unable to get his revenge here because the match ended prematurely when an unidentified hit and run driver nailed both Jack Daniels and Haywood Jublome with a car. They got ran down but the question still unanswered til this day is who was the driver behind that vehicle?? Who could it be that came from the parking facilities of the CWA Center??

Then finally, at High Stakes, this past weekend -- Jack Daniels would have his what looks to be final chance at revenge against Haywood Jublome for all that has gone on ever since the CWA has opened its doors. The two wrestlers engaged in combat yet again -- this time with the most of the line then ever before. The #1 Contender Rights to the CWA Heavyweight Title. The match took place at the MGM Grand. Hell, it took place outside the Hotel -- inside of it. All over it and even ended in a neighboring Casino/Hotel known as New York, New York! Jack Daniels and Haywood Jublome poured their blood, sweat and tears into this bout. It was a Stretcher Match and in the end someone would indeed leave on a stretcher and his career is still -- up to this printing -- in jeopardy. That man is Haywood Jublome. For Jack Daniels nailed him with the Lynchburg Lowdown off of the replica Cyclone rollercoaster and sent Haywood Jublome plunging to his possible fatal death or serious injuries at the minimum. Jack Daniels became the #1 contender to the CWA Heavyweight Title and prevailed in the end as he now looks into the horizon where an imminent battle with the CWA Heavyweight Champion -- Nukeman is to take place. What about Haywood Jublome? The last we saw of him was -- a vision we'll never forget. He was abducted by Jack Daniels along with faux medical technicians -- Dr. Lander and Jack Reed. In the ultimate set-up, Haywood Jublome was captured and no one has heard from him since. What a tumultuous month it has been for Jack Daniels as he has rode the proverbial rollercoaster of success and failure but in the end -- things are looking bright and good for the Drunken Bastard.